Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Wonky Eye said:
This poem looks like the pseudo-deep song lyrics I try to write when I'm high and delete the next morning. Bet she wrote it on her foodopamine high.
The image itself, while a bit simple, is not bad itself. Would've liked seeing more from the artist, had they been credited
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It did not take long to find the image. She could have asked Becky to draw something, but no, she took it from the internet.
 
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Wonky Eye said:
This poem looks like the pseudo-deep song lyrics I try to write when I'm high and delete the next morning. Bet she wrote it on her foodopamine high.
The image itself, while a bit simple, is not bad itself. Would've liked seeing more from the artist, had they been credited
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The artist is Robin Eisenberg
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I like how she cant be assed to credit the artist. Its not like its one of those shitty inspirational quote images she shares that look like old woman on Facebook share them.
 
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I predict a slightly-out-of-state food trip in the near future. Gotta have that orng chikn once in a while, even though she doesn't go much further than Walmart, Mt. Sleep Apnea and McDonald's most of the time. On the other hand, I could also see this leading to Hugh Mungus and Muppet engaging in some exceptional doomsday sperging over COVID-19 because they are gullible and aren't likely to know anything more than some basic (mis)information about what it does, where it is, what their infection risk is, and how worried they should really be, etc.

In other news, and I will take my Late ratings, Amber does deserve some sympathy about her childhood. It is unlikely she has been completely truthful about how bad it was and I would venture to guess that she was heavily neglected and NOT directly abused most of the time. However, neglect of any kind is still very damaging for a child regardless of their intelligence or maturity, especially when the neglect is happening in all areas of need.

The foster care system is very fucked up and always has been. People who molest, beat and use children are somehow granted access to them in multitudes because the state doesn't care enough to conduct sufficient background checks or check in on foster families. They just want these kids off their hands. I wouldn't really be surprised if Amberlynn got a bum deal with the families she was placed in, because the system is incredibly broken and a lot of shitty adults take advantage of it so that they can do shitty things to kids. I know many people who have been absolutely buttfucked by DCF and the foster care system and are paying the price as adults. Some people are able to rise above their trauma, work on themselves, and work hard to achieve some semblance of a normal and successful life. But those people are almost always intelligent, talented, driven, and (most of the time) generally decent, which Amber is not.

So, should Amber be using her childhood, however shitty it was, as an excuse for her utter failure in every department now? No. Because responsible, mature, decent people don't do that. But did it fuck her up and is it a valid explanation as to why she is such a piece of shit? Yes.
 
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Amber needs to curate all her poetry and get onto that YTer-publishes-a-shitty-book-of-poems train. It worked well for Gabbie Hanna, and ALR's idol Trisha even published one. All the people who film funny critiques of those books just get more people to ironically buy it.

Heck, get Becky to trace draw line art for each page à la Rupi Kaur

edit for title ideas:
orange chicken and twinkie storr
musings from pillow mountain
m.ilk and ice cream
 
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I find that odd about her - at her weight, I'd expect she'd be too warm with any outdoor temperature above 40. Unless "weather" is simply snother excuse for laziness.

Don't get me wrong - her outside & on her feet is better than inside & on her butt. This shot at least provides proof that today at least, she walked 40-50 feet.
 
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Poetry my ass. Dumb bitch has had a deja vu of her incipient heart failure...

"But when I tried [to walk without scooty] all I saw were shades of blue [lips - caused by low oxygen saturation]
"I clung to my chest because it felt so heavy" [hellooo myocardial infarction]
"But clung to my heart because it felt so empty" [dead and dying heart tissue]

She's really trying to pull in some attention with this vague-fuckery garbage 'poetry'.
 
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