Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[kiwirevolving]

Definitely frozen. Looks too good for her to cook it on her own.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The amount of manipulation this woman can do is staggering.

Yeah, she's a freakin' gold medal Olympian in gymnastics. Mental gymnastics.

 

[Xenomorph]

OH SHIT HAMBONE, NO CHEESECAKE FATTORY FOR YOU.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Stunneeeeeeeng!

 

[FatalTater]

Kentucky is in a state of emergency over one case of corona virus?

Declaring a state of emergency just means that the state can be considered for government aid money. It changes next to nothing as far as daily life is concerned.

 

[Moonpie]

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Stunneeeeeeeng!

Ah poor old thin lips just can't resist the selfies every day.
Such a humble, dainty gorl.
Wonky eye looking wonky here.

 

[raritycunt]

Someone left a comment criticising the meal she posted to Instagram and of COURSE our gorl replied in the most intelligent, well structured and thought out way possible.

Declaring a state of emergency just means that the state can be considered for government aid money. It changes next to nothing as far as daily life is concerned.

I’m pretty sure it works the same in the UK too, as soon as a city of town declares a case of coronavirus they’re offered extra medical funding. It’s officially hit my town so I expect the doctors surgeries to be a clusterfuck of panic

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I’m pretty sure it works the same in the UK too, as soon as a city of town declares a case of coronavirus they’re offered extra medical funding. It’s officially hit my town so I expect the doctors surgeries to be a clusterfuck of panic

Yea it does - our county is 'corona-free' atm and nobody here panics about anything lol but everything is ready officially - little consultation-pods outside A+E - idk if patients are seen in Hazmat suits cos if not it seems kinda pointless

 

[kiwirevolving]

That emoji alone is enough to show what Amber actually thinks about her whole weight loss.

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't even leave the house. She's not likely to get it.

 

[marjoram]

She doesn't even leave the house. She's not likely to get it.

Others in the household leave the house though...maybe the Thumb will bring her a little extra something with her next fast food meal...

 

[ADHD]

My money would be on Ricky catching it from someone at work and it entering the house that way.

 

[mekalekahi]

Yeah I was going to say Ricky can bring it into the home

 

[Snusmumriken]

Microwaving shit and throwing it on the same plate does not equal cooking but it's a step in the right direction compared to a certain chefberlynn thread...

 

[kiwirevolving]

Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.

Edit: Also, lol @ that fat.to.goddess

Spoiler: fat hamberlynn fan

Hamber and Becky go to Walmart everyday, not to mention they hang out frequently with D&D also. So, there's still a chance.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

her tiddies are actually in scale with her body size amber could never

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.

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Edit: Also, lol @ that fat.to.goddess

Spoiler: fat hamberlynn fan

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Nothing about her screams badass.

If I take her burger away she‘ll cry like a baby.
Guaranteed.

 

[Elwood Blues]

Listen, I've taken my puzzle pieces in the past without complaint, and i suppose I'll take them now, but.. are we really hoping they get Corona now?

 

[Twinkie]

not really, it's just chatter.. if you want to see people a-logging about a cow catching coronavirus check out the onision thread

 

[Wonky Eye]

Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.

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This poem looks like the pseudo-deep song lyrics I try to write when I'm high and delete the next morning. Bet she wrote it on her foodopamine high.
The image itself, while a bit simple, is not bad itself. Would've liked seeing more from the artist, had they been credited