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Man, she's out of breath just talking about her hair in the end.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She doesn't have a life for anyone to give a fuck about, even if they were so inclined. All she does is eat, sleep, and watch YouTube or movies/TV shows. Her life is on par with that of disabled elderly in nursing homes, except the (lucid) elderly actually have stories about their life experience, while Amber has nothing past high school.
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And they had a nice spread of Mc Dicks.
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About Amber and her glasses.
Late and autistic, but I was watching Eric's latest vlog and seeing the huge distortion with his lenses shows he does need them, without a doubt. So it got me wondering about our gorl's lenses - someone mentioned the worst your eyesight, the biggest the lenses, right ? So let's see how distorted Amber's face and her background are.
(big lol @ me expecting her glasses to be larger than her face, trying to find an appropriate picture to prove a stupid point)
As you can see, Eric's cheek is noticeably bigger through the lense and the background is all LSD-looking, with the wall doing a 90° angle bend. Very needed glasses.
Amberlynn's cheek is almost exactly the same, but let's take in account that because of her fat it's way closer to the glasses themselves, so it's logical we don't see much of a difference. Lots of people don't have huge lenses and still need their glasses in order to properly see. The background is also distorted, though clearly not as drastically as Eric's.
Now, does she really need them ? Given how she just doesn't wear them anymore, ever, I'm enclined to think not. Does it mean she found them in a parking lot ? No. I know of people who wanted glasses, for x reasons, and one who succeeded. Apparently it's not that hard to fake your eyesight during an exam, especially with a lazy eye. Were the glasses prescribed ? We don't know.
Was 2017 in the Destiny Era ? Amber has a tendency to imitate her partners.
There, think of that what you want, and give me puzzle pieces to hoard
Late and autistic, but I was watching Eric's latest vlog and seeing the huge distortion with his lenses shows he does need them, without a doubt. So it got me wondering about our gorl's lenses - someone mentioned the worst your eyesight, the biggest the lenses, right ? So let's see how distorted Amber's face and her background are.
(big lol @ me expecting her glasses to be larger than her face, trying to find an appropriate picture to prove a stupid point)
As you can see, Eric's cheek is noticeably bigger through the lense and the background is all LSD-looking, with the wall doing a 90° angle bend. Very needed glasses.
Amberlynn's cheek is almost exactly the same, but let's take in account that because of her fat it's way closer to the glasses themselves, so it's logical we don't see much of a difference. Lots of people don't have huge lenses and still need their glasses in order to properly see. The background is also distorted, though clearly not as drastically as Eric's.
Now, does she really need them ? Given how she just doesn't wear them anymore, ever, I'm enclined to think not. Does it mean she found them in a parking lot ? No. I know of people who wanted glasses, for x reasons, and one who succeeded. Apparently it's not that hard to fake your eyesight during an exam, especially with a lazy eye. Were the glasses prescribed ? We don't know.
Was 2017 in the Destiny Era ? Amber has a tendency to imitate her partners.
There, think of that what you want, and give me puzzle pieces to hoard
Turd Fergusson
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She could easily have her hair cut if she wanted. She can have someone to do it in her home. The only thing she needs is the will to do it, but her hair is “her thing” as she proclaimed. It has the same probability of being done this year as the million steps and the college entrance.
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Should have done this:
Yes, I support your weight loss and can’t wait to see your progress!
No, I’m a hater and I hope you die from obesity
...but I guess she knew everyone would vote the latter...
Yes, I support your weight loss and can’t wait to see your progress!No, I’m a hater and I hope you die from obesity...but I guess she knew everyone would vote the latter...
GogglyGoblin
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First of all it's not difficult to find people who need glasses and don't wear them, you probably even know someone among your friends or family who is dumb like that, it's usually because they don't find them aesthetically pleasing (or something equally dumb) or they are so used to not seeing well that they don't notice they see stuff blurry.
Now onto the optical distortion part of your comment, your analysis is mostly meaningless, she is short sighted and has a lazy eye, the fag wears his glasses all the time so he probably has myopia or astigmatism (maybe both). The lenses are different and the resulting distortion is naturally different.
For your conclussions idk, do you really think she'd lie to a doctor to get glasses to be like her peers? (or even wilder that she found a pair of glasses and just put them on) I think she's lazy and thinks glasses make her look old or ugly.
ChubbyChaser
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Totally agree, I'm disturbed by her 'empty' gaze. She's not an ugly kid, not particularly cute, but that stare just kind of gives me the creeps. Was she not loved as a child or shown attention or affection?
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She was neglected enough to be permanently removed from the home sooo
That being said, it could just be a "bad" picture where she looks kind of stupid or whatever; it's just a baby picture.
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I admit that I could be totally projecting what I already know about her when I interpret her expression in that photo. Kids that age are not always photogenic, and many don't even give a crap about how a pic will look later. It's odd, though, that Amber didn't cheese it up for the camera considering what a ham she is now. And that pun is awful, but it works.
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Honestly she probably just broke her old glasses and doesn't want to spend the money to get a new pair and instead use it on Torrid and Amazon garbage. Also she probably can't fit in the chair but I'm sure they could accommodate her somehow. I highly doubt there's some grand scheme or anything like that behind it. It's just pure laziness and unwillingness to spend money on needs over wants. Either way I feel like this glasses (and even the fucking haircut) shit is getting beaten to death at this point. 
Amber's Onion
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- "i wanted to start a yt channel for weight loss..."
- "there's more to my life than my weight"
- "thank you so much for all the support on my weight loss journey, that means a lot"
- "i'm not a weight loss channel. lol"
- "100 days of weighing in!"
- "i want my videos to be more of a vlog style type deal"
- "i want to keep you guys updated on my weight loss (journey) to be held accountable. i don't hide anything"
- "if you watch my videos bc you're only interested in what i weigh next you're a moron. lol"
- "weigh in wednesdays!"
this physically hurts.
sweaty chafing thighs
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You don't necessarily need a strong prescription to still need glasses. Even people with technically good eyesight (20/20) can wear glasses to make their eyesight even better (20/10 or close).
She's still fat though. Didn't she say she broke her glasses?
She's still fat though. Didn't she say she broke her glasses?
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Funny because she used the word moron in one of her sock accounts. Lol
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You can't tell because her caption is super small but she says "exactly 
btw this girl is super gorgeous"
btw this girl is super gorgeous"
kiwirevolving
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What's wrong with this bitch.
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Fat ass feet.
Still a major fat.
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Lmao. That’s some shit she would say during the narration of her “My 600-lb Life” episode.
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At least she was able to stretch a sock over that hoof. Bitch hasn't worn anything but slip on flats in like 5 years.
This is how I picture Amber's 600 lb life episode opening narration: Everyone always tells me I'm so pretty. Like I no joke get complimented ON THE DAILY when I'm able to leave the house. And they're right when they're talking about my hair and my eyes and my fashion sense. But not about my weight.