Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SituationTypeThing]

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This is interesting. Her video today, which one would think was much less requested than a weigh in, has already gotten almost half the views her weigh in did. What is up with that? I'm sure it is smarting her ego that her weigh in hasn't broken 100k views yet, but it's kind of surprising that today's video has gotten as many views as it has.

It's the clickbait title. People are more interested in reaction videos, so just based on the title, maybe people are clicking thinking it's a react instead of ALR just catering to her feefees.

 

[Xenomorph]

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The pink in this filter makes you look perfectly porcine Hammy.
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Who are you even talking about you passive aggressive

Listen you fat cunt, no wun cur about your shit, there are people losing loved ones, their jobs and security to this pandemic and you are over here talking about your fucking fat body a problem you fucking ate yourself into.
Fuck off with this shit people have real problems and you dont factor into any of it.
Also all smilies until Wammort is out of food eh?

 

[#1DeathFat]

Hammy is liveeeeening on Snap this evening!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The first 1 is the closest thing to reality I've seen in a while. She's got the toddler about to pitch a wobbly look down pat. Her second 1 should have been Becky popping a soother or kebab in before she started whining again.

 

[ADHD]

Holy hell, Amber is crying out for attention hard core today.

You want attention, Amber? One up Chantal and livestream yourself taking a shit.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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Braid pigtails? Jesus, Amber. This would have landed better if she'd replaced "Like wuuuuuut" with "HOW DARE YOU" tbh.

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This is interesting. Her video today, which one would think was much less requested than a weigh in, has already gotten almost half the views her weigh in did. What is up with that? I'm sure it is smarting her ego that her weigh in hasn't broken 100k views yet, but it's kind of surprising that today's video has gotten as many views as it has.

She’s also acting like she’s lost over 100lbs. Amber nobody gives a fuck right now. You’re too little too late with not only your constant bullshit but it’s unprecedented times.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

I'd love to sit her down & force her to watch that genuinely terrifying video Sky news posted from inside an overwhelmed hospital in Northern Italy. PL - as a retired nurse, I can tell you right now, that's NOT how you care for patients unless you're well beyond your capacity, staffing & supplies. But what I would tell her is: "THAT is what people are concerned about, you blithering idiot. Pull your head out of your ass & make sure you don't end up needing that level of care because I can guarantee you, you won't make the triage cut if it gets that bad & it very well could."

But we're going to get nothing other than her airily dismissing this as: "That corona thing. I'm soooooo worried, muh anxieteeeeeeeeeee. Babe, where are those egg rolls?"

Recently a picture from Bergamo was posted on r/italy, and it portrayed a street with military trucks in it. There were so many you couldn't even see where they began and where they finished. All those trucks were filled with the coffins of the people who have died, and they were being transported to another city to be cremated, because Bergamo's crematorium couldn't handle that many bodies. Bergamo is a major city and counts more than 120k residents, and even they can't handle it.

Amber doesn't seem to realize not only how terrible the situation is in general, but how terrible it could be for her too: she is morbidly obese, and has diabetes and respiratory problems, if she were to get sick, there would be no possibility for her to get out of it alive.

 

[Strong Tomato]

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Hammy is liveeeeening on Snap this evening!

I could barely even tell that first one had a filter!

 

[marjoram]

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Hammy is liveeeeening on Snap this evening!

What a fuckin' attention whore
Shove off, circus freak, nobody cares.
There's bigger, better game in town now
AmberLYNN is OVER

 

[For queue]

Amber needs to up her game fast if she wants to keep making them YouTube bucks. The barrel shaped baby beater, stay at home shamu and the alky and shitting Chantal are all far more entertaining.

 

[mekalekahi]

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Hammy is liveeeeening on Snap this evening!

I picture her taking those and shriek laughing at 4:45 am while Eric and Ricky are sleeping.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Hammy is liveeeeening on Snap this evening!

Self absorbed twat, doesnt care or even try to think about anything but itself.
I cant wait for you to be out of food.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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The pink in this filter makes you look perfectly porcine Hammy.
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Who are you even talking about you passive aggressive

her head would be 3 feet wide even if she was a normal weight (lol)

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

Listen you fat cunt, no wun cur about your shit, there are people losing loved ones, their jobs and security to this pandemic and you are over here talking about your fucking fat body a problem you fucking ate yourself into.
Fuck off with this shit people have real problems and you dont factor into any of it.
Also all smilies until Wammort is out of food eh?

Yeah! We wanna see them LAAAAAYYYYUUUURGGGSSS!

 

[kiwirevolving]

Is there a reasonable explanation for why she would fake a southern accent?

I genuinely don't see the point besides just being autistic or looking for attention

 

[DubbleBubble]

so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

Is there a reasonable explanation for why she would fake a southern accent?

I genuinely don't see the point besides just being autistic or looking for attention

She’s trying to seem like she has a personality when it’s glaringly obvious she doesn’t have one. It’s a narc tic.

 

[felix el gato]

so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.

Yes. Amber was the cow who brought me to the farms, I thought I would be entertained by my quarter - ton princess until she lost the weight, or at least until her untimely death. I find myself cheating on Amber with Chantal, both equally fat and greasy, but one way more disgusting and thus more deserving of the ridiculing gaze of the farmers. Chantal took a shit live on stream, Amber won't even show some leg.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber needs to up her game fast if she wants to keep making them YouTube bucks. The barrel shaped baby beater, stay at home shamu and the alky and shitting Chantal are all far more entertaining.

But what can she do? Torrid hauls? Has she already bought everything they sell? Besides, she is not really showing the clothes on her. Does she have the money to buy hundreds of dollar of clothes now? Cook with me? We saw all her recipes already. Nauseating. Weighting sessions? She is not showing them. Eat with me? That is it.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.

The more pounds she loses, the less interested I am in her. I'm not here to be proud of her or pat her ass. And the less she posts, the less drama she produces.

Her filthy cooch induced weight loss coincided with the Amy Ramadan getting a thread and that thread taking off. Turns out, I only have enough energy and attention span for one gargantuan lying dunce at a time, and she's waaaaay more entertaining than Amber.

Also, the new Deathfat subforum is fucking awesome. So many lesser deathfats finally got threads and now they're all in one place and easy to find and it's all very funny. That's been a big factor for me as well.