Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[RandallBoggs]

I'm willing to bet my left nut that she's finally given up on the lesbian shtick and is just straight up looking for a male caretaker. She has reached a point of depravity where only horny aging men are desperate enough to get with her and she knows it.

 

[marjoram]

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Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

Barf.
Aww, is the horrid heffalump scared?
Have a few Big Macs and some nuggies, beast. You'll feel better.

 

[kiwirevolving]

30 year old woman posting stuff on Snapchat 14 year olds do.

I'm calling it now, she'll say at some point in her videos that she doesn't vlog much anymore because she doesn't have much to show because she stays indoors because of the Coronavirus.

But that claim can be easily debunked by just going to her social media thread, she posts overly-filtered pics of herself in the car nearly every damn day

And she goes like, what, 2-3 times a week for groceries? (I'm being generous, we all know she actually goes everyday)

I just wonder how much shit would she get if she were to actually stay indoors for a long period of time because of the virus

 

[10547875]

It's disgusting to even just look at her suck on a lollipop but it could easily be amped up 10 fold if she just showed her full body. Stop trying to catfish people, Amber, you're over 500lbs and we have ample evidence of what the "real you" actually looks like.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She thinks this is sooo kyute.... I cant believe her delusion... her double chin is massive with that moonface....

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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Shove it Hammy. Off to Wommart to get a smooch from Corona-Chan?

Muh anxiety, but still goes to Wommart to paw everything in the store.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's spent a lot of time trying to gain & maintain traction using her anxiety & related issues & while that's worked with Ambabies, I wonder how long their tolerance for that nonsense is going to hold up? I gave the example yesterday of how this could theoretically affect just one family & for a bit, thought I was being extreme. But there have to be hundreds of thousands of people with that many genuine concerns or worse. Health care workers of all sorts who have no choice but to deal with the risk every shift, politicians & health care authorities who have to make the tough decisions - knowing they're damned if they do, damned if they don't. Increasingly, we're seeing stories of people really stepping up to the plate, in ways large & small; wanting to be part of the solution, not the problem. I know she's stupid but I thought she was too self-serving, too narcissistic to want to further risk her capacious hide. Once again when it comes to her, I've been proven wrong.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Baby your eyebrows give me anxiety.
Has she ever in her life taken a selfie without a filter?

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Yes, and this is how Corona-chan was released upon the world. First, you get an IG story from "unknown" with a photo of a Reeses cup and the cryptic caption "89 elbees". Then you start coughing and craving orange chicken.

I'm calling it now, she'll say at some point in her videos that she doesn't vlog much anymore because she doesn't have much to show because she stays indoors because of the Coronavirus.

But that claim can be easily debunked by just going to her social media thread, she posts overly-filtered pics of herself in the car nearly every damn day

And she goes like, what, 2-3 times a week for groceries? (I'm being generous, we all know she actually goes everyday)

I just wonder how much shit would she get if she were to actually stay indoors for a long period of time because of the virus

Well, maybe this is why she has always shopped daily. A week of groceries is probably more than they can cart at a time. She would need three actual shopping carts to carry the food, and since she has to use a scooty puff and Thumb is only able to use one cart, it would be impossible. Plus, it would be embarrassing for people to see how much food she really requires to stay that fat. Interesting how this virus has revealed so many unpleasant truths in America.

 

[Moonpie]

I see the beast and thumb hoarding. Buying up all the perishables, tube meat, and toilet paper.
Like most greedy asses in America. It's sickening.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Everywhere I've been the last 10 days, the frozen food aisle has been cleared the fuck out. Good luck getting that Lean Cuisine to stretch three days, gorl.

Amberlynn's Unplanned Weight Loss Phase II: Pandemic Edition.

 

[marjoram]

I see the beast and thumb hoarding. Buying up all the perishables, tube meat, and toilet paper.
Like most greedy asses in America. It's sickening.

I would like to see video of two deathfats in scootypuffs having a tug-of-war over the last pack of toilet paper.
Get on it, Al...

 

[ADHD]

I would like to see video of two deathfats in scootypuffs having a tug-of-war over the last pack of toilet paper.
Get on it, Al...

That's too much effort for something that isn't food.

EDIT: Amber's attention-whoring ass is missing out on a golden opportunity to mine shekels. People are stuck at home. Why the hell isn't she uploading on a daily basis? Even if all she does is piss people off, people would be paying attention to her again. She's not making any money from ridiculous Snapchat pics (is she?).

I'm not sure what's worse - their apparent apathy about the issue save for how it affects their quality time at the feeding trough or some of the reactor/reddit/FB twits freaking out over 1st world... "problems".

It could be worse. At least they're not chimping out about how fatphobic it is for people to be worried about getting fat while they're stuck at home. (Of course there's plenty of examples of that in the Fat Acceptance thread).

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Agreed - fighting over that last package of TP would be way too much effort but going out there to try & grab favorite foods wouldn't be.

Weird - I watched the last couple of ALJ's uploads, see ALR's here & watched a few minutes of Foodie Cootie's last few disasters. All 3 claim to be concerned, anxious, worried - pick a term but all 3 display a woefully inadequate amount of even the most basic knowledge about it & how to deal. They're paying lip service to it & the only behavioural changes I'm noting are those mandated by outside authorities. They STILL can't seem to get food & stuffing their guts out of their heads.

I'm not sure what's worse - their apparent apathy about the issue save for how it affects their quality time at the feeding trough or some of the reactor/reddit/FB twits freaking out over 1st world... "problems".

 

[Pog Mathoin]

In my mind I see Amberlynn sitting in the car instructing Becky on how to sanitize the scootypuff before QueenFatty emerges to mount it. Must take a whole pack of sanitizer wipes.

 

[Vastly Amused]

In my mind I see Amberlynn sitting in the car instructing Becky on how to sanitize the scootypuff before QueenFatty emerges to mount it. Must take a whole pack of sanitizer wipes.

Pity the poor sod who sat on the scootypuff after she did. I don't think I could sit on anything after she did, even if I scrubbed for hours with a wire bristled brush and foaming sanitizer.

 

[raritycunt]

so heres a good general statement/question. While we're all stuck in the coronapocalypse around the world, and Amber is being her usual boring self... In recent days/weeks has anyone else had even less fucks to give about Amber than usual? Like man, why bother when theres so much bigger more exciting shit going on now? I mean other than popping in to see if Amber's dead yet I feel like its slower than usual.

Yeah ALR at this point is old news, she’s doing her weight loss illusion stuff I guess and she’s amped up the sass a tiny bit but I just don’t care. Chantals out here shitting on live streams, snarking at the farms and whining about her move which is way more interesting than anything ALR is doing right now. Even the reaction channels don’t give a fuck about her anymore, and that’s why she reacted to herself.

 

[Moonpie]

Fattie is old news.
Faking losing weight. There's no way by looking at that humungous moon face in the reaction vid.
There aren't even as many comments.
Can't wait to see the Beast freak out over food rationing.

 

[raritycunt]

Fattie is old news.
Faking losing weight. There's no way by looking at that humungous moon face in the reaction vid.
There aren't even as many comments.
Can't wait to see the Beast freak out over food rationing.

The only thing that would interest me now is a full on breakup with the thumb and inevitable backlash from Eric, a serious medical event or her making an ass of herself with mukbangs again. Apart from that she’s boring as fuck.

 

[mekalekahi]

All of her Snapchat content resembles that of a 15 year old. I also got a shiver up my spine at the lollipop clip because amber being sexy or hinting at anything sexual ruins my entire life.

 

[kiwirevolving]

All of her Snapchat content resembles that of a 15 year old. I also got a shiver up my spine at the lollipop clip because amber being sexy or hinting at anything sexual ruins my entire life.

I don't get why she posts sexual stuff like this: sucking on lollipops and showing her cleavage (which isn't, really, it's just her chest fat being squished) while already being in a relationship with someone

I guess it might be just me and my paranoia, but I wouldn't feel comfortable having the person I'm in a relation with post slutty pics on her social media with the off chance that someone will slide into her DMs

I swear she does this sort of stuff on purpose, guarantee there are some sick fucks out there with a deathfat fetish who slided into Hamber's DMs.