Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

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I expect she has put the same rigorous research into corona that she did into Optavia, chemtrails, and the flatness of the earth.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

Does anybody else find it painfully eye rolling how many “awakenings” all the fatties have a year. How many times can you give the spiel of “I was blind now I see” before you understand you’ve given this speech copy and paste before.

 

[Moonpie]

Eating ice cream sandwiches because she doesn't want to waste them

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Have either of these women been in a relationship before?

I'm asking because neither of them know how to fucking kiss properly, they both just keep their lips closed and touch it against each other's for a bit

And ice cream sandwiches?Where'd she get those from? Hmmm...

Didn't expect her to get the Oblivion reference, but still hilarious

becky is trying not to breathe in the delicious scent of body ass grease and Reeses

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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What’s more annoying? Amberlynn’s answers or the stupid questions?

Are those real people asking those questions? The world will never know.

 

[Phalanx]

For someone "depressed" she incredibly fucking social. She has snapchatted more in the last couple of days than throughout the year.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

It truly shocks me just how immature and incapable Amberlynn is of being a fucking functional adult. Anyone with an adult checking account can usually use their debit card and withdraw money until their account is at $0 unless they place a maximum on their account voluntarily. If that particular bank does place a mandatory spending limit on your checking account or tracks your typical spending habits to protect your money, you can simply call the bank when they halt a large purchase and make sure they know it was really you. And Amberlynn, LV bags are available online. If you have so much money, why don’t you prove it gorl?

Edit: grammar

If I remember correctly her bank is some po-dunk small bank, and yeah she probably just needs to call them.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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The one about writing a book is so damn hilariously pathetic. “It took me weeks to write two pages guize and like it was so hard, memories and stuff, and there was a tear stain on the page!”

 

[StrawberryDouche]

SHE PENNED IT WITH HER OWN TEARS

 

[mekalekahi]

Imagine writing this after flat out telling everyone that A) Ricky has been at work with people testing postive B) you yourself weigh 500 plus pounds and c) visiting family of someone that's had cancer.

 

[FatalTater]

"Loving pasta lately" hmm? Better not let certain conspiracy theorists know about that. According to them certain foods are code for pervy things. #pizzagate

 

[JambledUpWords]

“Food wastage”

Amberlynn the wordsmith

 

[kiwirevolving]

"Loving pasta lately" hmm? Better not let certain conspiracy theorists know about that. According to them certain foods are code for pervy things. #pizzagate

And she said recently how pasta is a trigger for her to binge

It's the "I have an ayyg allergy but I still eat scrambled ayygs and I'm fine" shitshow

And, yea, she's been posting stories like crazy on her IG lately, a lot of them are just her thanking the asspats from her feeders, I try to post the ones where she's a cunt or delusional



Edit: Oh, fuck off, Hamber, it took you 7 months lose 67 lbs. People your size lose that shit in 2 months tops. And you're still fat as shit

She really fucking thinks she's some skinny legend

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

stop posting pics of your family for sympathy hamber, we don't care (and neither does your family apparently)

 

[JambledUpWords]

If Amber wasn’t taking life for granted anymore, she’d make an honest attempt to lose weight (and not document it on YouTube for validation). Considering her recent video (read: mukbang), she’s definitely lying (as per usual).

 

[Turd Blossom]

Imagine writing this after flat out telling everyone that A) Ricky has been at work with people testing postive B) you yourself weigh 500 plus pounds and c) visiting family of someone that's had cancer.
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I'm surprised our empathic queen somehow managed to gather the strength to stop weeping about all the suffering in the world (in between the rigorous hours spent educating herself about the virus, ofc) to compose such a snippy, defensive retort.

It's also nice to see one of Amber's favorite, rock-solid arguments make an appearance again. It's been awhile since she used the "OTHER PEOPLE DO IT TOO" defense. Usually it's reserved for "oThEr yOuTuBeRs", so it's fun to see her branch out a little.

 

[literally low-key]

I noticed in the picture of her brother and her, they both have the dark knuckles already.

 

[kiwirevolving]

She started posting a bunch of shit again including old pics of her when she still had eyebrows



30 years old and still blames her parents for reaching 600+ lbs Yes, Hambaby, your parents are responsible for stuffing your face with orange chicken and becoming a literal blob of fucking lard

"I ignore the trolls" *proceeds to respond aggressively to trolls asking her questions*

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she blames the hate she's gotten in the past for the reason she binges but suddenly she's 99% okay with it lol

 

[Moonpie]

The younger lardass with bangs pic-she looked like her ex Krystle.
I noticed someone posted the comment You're so beautiful, you should be a model.
Of course it was her in a sock.
Love how she basically snapped back the same thing last year when asked about being bedbound-then later she admitted she had been bedbound.
Poor old Fattie getting desperate here.