Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Phalanx]

That $1200 is nothing to her, she keeps at least $1000 in her purse because she's exceptional and that's probably groceries worth a few days for her and Becky combined

No key point SHE DID used to carry $1000 in her purse those days for Amber are long gone and if Amber thinks she is going to get that level of viewership again, she is on some Amber's Mom Meth.

Amber's stats are fascinating because they are slowly snowballing. She is losing about 350k-500k views a month and this was pre corona adpocalypse because ad revenues is pretty much non existent. It is down about 70%. I don't think Amber realises how much revenue she will actually lose but she probably gets 2k, Charlie Gold disclosed her income a while back to show how much Amber got and Charlie got about 2k. It maybe wasn't Charlie I think it was Toad actually apologies.

Amber will probably get less than 1k if the other channels in general are correct about their projections. Bare in mind Amber is losing up to 40% of her viewerstats a month. That is pretty bad like really because her common tricks of trolling are not working because she used to have a lot of normies watch who fall for that shit but most of her views about 90% are hate watchers. Most of her hate watchers are starting to stick to the reaction channels or some reaction channels are just tapping out.

Zachary Micheal does not cover Amber anymore as he finds her boring the 43 minute video made him tap out. Charlie Gold is borderline as she states, On program still covers her and Aphrodite is mostly consistent but only covers her most problematic videos. This effects Amber's views too because it gives her clout but now most people think Amber is boring.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she does have two brothers who were adopted in a closed adoption. i can't imagine how hard it would be never knowing where your own brothers ended up or how they're doing after not seeing each other since childhood, but then i remember amber is a fucking cunt who refuses to go to a real therapist and i go right back to laughing at her on the farms.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Sorry so fucking late to the show, but with all of Amber's recent snaps, it's still appropriate as asked for a few pages back:

Here ya go.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

>pick one

 

[ADHD]

More mukbangs incoming!

I really thought the "Amber misgenders her ex!" horse was finally dead and buried after the Reddit Q&A, but no.

"I'll have to gracefully disagree with you" wow Amber, how dignified of you!

 

[Phalanx]

The fact she is trying to go back to mukbangs for views, shows how false she truly is well she won't get the views except if she does something truly gross. She is completely at peace with being 600lbs now.

Bedbound saga reboot incoming.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Anyone else feel like she says ten times more dumb shit on her IG than on her videos?

I've been reading her stories there for the past few days now and most of the shit she says is delusional

She's going back to mukbangs (not like she ever quit, she just stopped doing them on camera), eating 4 servings of rice, not counting calories and she wanna be a skinny legend

Well, at least I know I'll have some good laughs in the next few days because of the dumb shit Amber will do and say and the comments on her videos and the posts here roasting her ass.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The race to the bottom between several of these death fats is going to be something. Chantal has positioned herself to become a prime example of a cross between Jabba the Hutt & Baron Harkonnen - doubling down on the worst traits of both. Her new living situation has set her up for warp speed deterioration. Amy from ALJ is demonstrating a fascinating level of exceptionally stupid & when you think she can't say or do something more stupid - she does. Amber can't begin to compete.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

More mukbangs incoming!
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"I'll have to gracefully disagree with you" wow Amber, how dignified of you!

She sure sang a different tune when Becky's sister's public FB profile was "doxed." There was going to be blood and lawyers.

 

[Bicassie]

So she allegedly has gotten herself out of the 500s....makes sense since she randomly planned that weigh-in on the 21st.

I however think she’s trolling herself by believing this will last.

 

[ADHD]

I cannot press X hard enough for this next one:
Maybe she did get out of the 500s for that upcoming weigh in but there's no way to be sure when she filmed it and in her recent videos she's looked like she's gaining again.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

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I cannot press X hard enough for this next one:
View attachment 1241608 Maybe she did get out of the 500s for that upcoming weigh in but there's no way to be sure when she filmed it and in her recent videos she's looked like she's gaining again.

I know how she got out of the 500s: by barreling through the 600s.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

You just have to look at her face to see she's gaining again.

 

[Amber's Onion]

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i am so gd triggered by the way she's splitting hairs to justify her actions and never owning responsibility.

IT WAS DOXING, YOU DUMB FUCK. YOU LINKED THEIR PROFILE TO THEIR Q. THAT'S THE DOXING.

i'm gonna pop a vein.

 

[Phalanx]

That picture of Twinkie licking her mouth and she is clearly enjoying it is UTTERLY FUCKING VILE. Easily one of the worst images of her and really shows other than witnesses like Casey and Destiny that Amber is one nasty bitch.

Yeah sure you are less that 500lbs sure and I am sure you got there by eating 2lbs of rice daily and 3 bowls of captain crunch with lots of MALK. Hard doubt on that one.

 

[Moonpie]

If she goes through with the next weigh in-it will definitely be an old shot or she's rigging the fucking thing.
As much as she's been eating and flat out growing like a huge cyst- she will definitely be way up in the scales.
Either way- Fattie is a big old lah.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Looking at what she's been eating - just looking at HER, especially her face... she's gaining. I'm only going to buy a weigh in if: her phone is on & date/time stamped & Becky films her getting on with her phone still in view with no jump cuts.

 

[ADHD]

Wrong. Chantal is the current Queen Fatty.


Well do some research then, boo boo. You have nothing but free time.

 

[mekalekahi]

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Wrong. Chantal is the current Queen Fatty.
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Well do some research then, boo boo. You have nothing but free time.
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I dont think I ever heard her talk about depression during time with destiny. I noticed the constant depression/anxiety narrative started end 2018/2019 around the time she gained so much weight her vlogs were her sitting everywhere.

 

[Wit Shoes]

Maybe her talk of depression and mental issues started when she started living with Becky and Eric? They both are in some sort of therapy.