Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Figures - after pandemic, she's most excited about being with Destiny again - preferably at restaurants. Nope, even the CoVD pandemic isn't scary enough to convince her to change her lifestyle.

She's done. Amber - time to start paying attention to the Tick tock of your body clock running out rather than Tik Tok.
 
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Moonpie said:
That captures her to a T. That big gaping maw. I believe her chewing is the most irritating thing I've ever seen her do.
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I’m still baffled as to what deathfats choose to eat to get as fat as they do. At least last year and the year before she was making enough money to at least get higher quality food. Then again, she wouldn’t be a deathfat if she didn’t choose to stuff her face with cheap carbs all the time. There’s more to life than orange chicken and deep fried sushi, but Al doesn’t seem adventurous enough to try anything else. She could even make more content by trying new foods (seeing as she doesn’t mind doing mukbangs again).
 
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Even when trying that Japanese candy & the few new things she sometimes buys, she'll look at the item as if it was a cobra poised to strike & whine: "I'm scared." When she places a morsel of a new food item in her mouth; that's the only time she doesn't damn near swallow it whole. She'll pause for a second then start her frantic chipmunk chewing routine while her eyes head in every direction. Only when she decides this new item isn't horrible does she swallow.

I get being reluctant to try something new if you're poor; there's a fear of having to finish something you really don't like because there's no money for a more palatable alternative. She doesn't have that excuse. We know she doesn't like discomfort of any type & her approach to food might be an extension of that. She also doesn't have to do any thinking with familiar items - just nuke & gobble.

In short, she's lazy, uses new food to play victim & doesn't have the brain capacity to try something new & incorporate it into her feeding sessions.

Edited for dumb spelling.
 
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DefCon Dumb said:
Even when trying that Japanese candy & the few new things she sometimes buys: "She'll look at the item as if it was a cobra poised to strike & shine: "I'm scared." When she places a morsel of a new food item in her mouth; that's the only time she doesn't damn near swallow it whole. She'll pause for a second then start her frantic chipmunk chewing routine while her eyes head in every direction. Only when she decides this new item isn't horrible does she swallow.

I get being reluctant to try something new if you're poor; there's a fear of having to finish something you really don't like because there's no money for a more palatable alternative. She doesn't have that excuse. We know she doesn't like discomfort of any type & her approach to food might be an extension of that. She also doesn't have to do any thinking with familiar items - just nuke & gobble.

In short, she's lazy, uses new food to play victim & doesn't have the brain capacity to try something new & incorporate it into her feeding sessions.
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Not to mention the walking thumb, from what we have seen thumby is more picky then the average 6 year old.

Which is rather apt; because she's a low functioning adult.
 
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lol who does she think she's fooling? she wants us to believe she gives away her food? View attachment 1244681
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"Breaking up with someone is never black and white"

What the fuck does that mean? :story:

Oh, I know, it means she still hopes that her soulmate might one day love her back again :story::optimistic:
 
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This answer just cracks me up. She’s “too young” to have gall stones so the doctor just sends her on her merry way. Meanwhile she has another “gallstone attack” and doctorlynn has to convince the professional dr to do an ultrasound to prove her right. So she had gall stones and then what happened? Was her gall bladder removed? Those things don’t just go away, attacks just get more painful and more frequent. I can’t believe she’s honestly having gall stone attacks and still eating all the high fat shit she does. Second thing, how were they able to do an ultrasound and see through the 12 inches of fat??
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This answer just cracks me up. She’s “too young” to have gall stones so the doctor just sends her on her merry way. Meanwhile she has another “gallstone attack” and doctorlynn has to convince the professional dr to do an ultrasound to prove her right. So she had gall stones and then what happened? Was her gall bladder removed? Those things don’t just go away, attacks just get more painful and more frequent. I can’t believe she’s honestly having gall stone attacks and still eating all the high fat shit she does. Second thing, how were they able to do an ultrasound and see through the 12 inches of fat??
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No doctor will say that she was too young for gallstones if you are morbidly obese. She probably went to an emergency department and sent home after the attack passed. Unless there is reason for prescribing a test, no doctor in emergency would do one only at the request of a patient. Would you imagine her going to the ER stating that she has a twitching eye and request an MRI? It is not going to happen.

She does not seem to follow through treatments for anything she has. She does not sleep well probably because she has sleep apnea, common in morbidly obese individuals, and not treated. She has possibly lymphedema on her legs and not treated, gallstones and not treated, chronic UTIs not treated, and the list can go on. A lot of issues for someone fairly young and supposedly healthy.
 
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