Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Honzou]

She doesn't have depression and I'm not sure she even understands what depression is. Depressed people don't upload videos of themselves eating, cutesy snapchat selfies and they sure as fuck don't get excited about some shitty cheap earrings. It's all just crying muh mentalz for sympathy and to excuse shitty behavior.

 

[raritycunt]

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Wrong. Chantal is the current Queen Fatty.
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Well do some research then, boo boo. You have nothing but free time.
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She’s been such a bitch lately, she wants to cry about her mental health and play the sympathy card while snapping and being rude to random people. She must be feeling like a queen since she “lost 70lbs” but as soon as she gains it all back and more she’ll pretend to humble herself a little to save backlash.

 

[JaneThough]

Ooo what conspiracy theory does she believe in? Pizzagate? Water turning the frogs gay? Sandy hook truther?

It's probably chemtrails.

 

[Honzou]

Ooo what conspiracy theory does she believe in?

That you can do mukbangs and still lose weight.

 

[a dinosaur]

Ooo what conspiracy theory does she believe in? Pizzagate? Water turning the frogs gay? Sandy hook truther?

It's probably chemtrails.

Chemtrails, UFOs, the moon landing was a hoax, she can fit in Torrid clothes.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

yes amber, your heart certainly is different from most people's, that's probably why it's going to give out in the next year

 

[Phalanx]

Amber's attempts at trolling lately are frankly utterly pathetic she is trying so hard to clout but does so in the same repetitive fashion.
False weigh in - backlash > feign leaving/cry - say she got so much praise > mookbong - backlash > real talk (epiphany) - get criticism > do weigh in.

Rinse repeat and frankly its tiring people are tired it been the same content for 3-4 years and when you received an influx you should up your standards instead you thought catering to your hate watchers and pretending to be in control when really you are a slave to it. However you are dependent on the viewers in that cycle to continue once the views drop or an external matter takes effect, you are fucked.

Amber just admit you are cancelled.

 

[Clown Baby]

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Wrong. Chantal is the current Queen Fatty.
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Well do some research then, boo boo. You have nothing but free time.
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"People don't treat me as I treat them." I guess that means when she says she's having a new mental or a brain tumor her friends don't automatically bring up their own illnesses to oneup her. Most people would see that as a good thing.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I love how her reasoning for not knowing if the earth is round is because she's never been to the moon and the pictures of earth are highly photoshopped. Does she think the earth's roundness was proven by the moon landing? The concept of a round earth is older than the concept of christianity, and was proven 500+ years ago. Before landing on the moon, photos or photoshop was even a twinkle in an earthling's eye. I know she says these things for attention, but she's too monumentally stupid to know just how stupid her smug justifications are.

Amber's critical thinking is not her strong suit. Using her argument, she probably does not think Texas exist since she never been there and besides, most pictures of Texas are photoshopped anyway. Most people develop critical thinking at the age of 6-10 years. Basically, at the time they stop believing at Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy.

Amber is a classic case of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Namely, that she is too stupid to know how dumb she is. She is so incompetent that she does not have the ability to recognize how inept she is. As we all know, she overestimates her own skills, fails to recognize her own mistakes, and fails to recognize the genuine skill of other people.

This is why she dismisses most medical suggestions to her, from the bariatric surgeon to most GPs. She knows her body better than anyone else. She believes that she is an expert in most subjects she encounters, from law to nutrition. This is clear when she tries repeatedly the same diet and gets the same failing result after stating that she knows "what works for her". She dismisses the life-threatening aspects of her weight and instead focuses on more mundane issues such as the twitching of her eye. There is no point in providing her with suggestions that would contradict her own belief since she cannot imagine that she was ever wrong.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

@Turd Fergusson I've simplified what you said above...

Hamber is the smartest person she knows. Isn't that right, baaaaaybee?

<cue a grunt from the Thumb>

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Amber's face is so short and round that hamster filters don't even do anything to change the shape of her face. On a normal person it makes the lower third of the face look much more circular and shortened but on Amber there is no difference whatsoever, besides the fake makeup and skin smoothing

 

[ADHD]

This ass kissing message brought to you by samantha:

 

[Long Dong Silver]

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Damn, that is some hideous makeup "artistry." A couple of the images on the bottom row look like Mr. Spock as a troon.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

"i liked *insert musician here* before they were famous!!" is a great way to let everyone know you're an insufferable moron.

of course the pic she uses to represent "the easy days" includes her two true loves: restaurants and destiny

 

[Moonpie]

Damn, that is some hideous makeup "artistry." A couple of the images on the bottom row look like Mr. Spock as a troon.

Looks like a tranny.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'm struggling to figure how life is less easy for her. The only material changes to her life are not being able to go to restaurants & her favorite stores to paw the merchandise.

 

[ADHD]

Holy shit Amber if you're so desperate for attention just show your damn legs already.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Holy shit Amber if you're so desperate for attention just show your damn legs already.
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Is becky rocking a full stache now? Lmao what the hell

Btw imagine you call yourself ugly and your significant other just starts laughing. Dear Lord in Heaven

 

[raritycunt]

Well we made the to page 666, evidence that ALR is a curse inflicted on us all.

 

[Amber's Onion]

Holy shit Amber if you're so desperate for attention just show your damn legs already.
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in bed again. it's either food or bed. why do i keep expecting something new?