Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[80's Dad]

I don't usually watch her videos, but the few that I've seen, she always complains about how the angle/light/background of the video. Like... you set this up? If you had an issue with the shot then, idk, change it?

And idg why she's even talking about this. Makeup literally covers 1% of her surface area. No one is offended by your shitty makeup, they notice your excess 350 lbs first.

 

[haygurlhay]

New video up lol

She's going to post about every video she can before finally posting a "weight loss update." I think she's honestly trying to lose some weight so by the time she posts an update it doesn't seem so bad.

 

[C3PBRO]

I decided to count how many times she said the word "makeup" in that video, cause it was annoying the shit out of me. She says it 58 times.

Also it looks like someone's figured out the 10-minute adsense trick.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

She doesn't. She's just 5'2 and over 500 pounds. Her body literally has nowhere else to put the fat but outward. It's why her ass is at the "shelf butt" level of HFC and that annoying TLC woman. Just like someone else said, her arms and legs look like they could be a newborn babies because newborn babies have too much fat for their size. They don't "lose" their baby fat, they just get taller and their body grows and the fat evenly distributes itself amongst the new inches.

I respectfully disagree. The fat distribution in her legs has caused her to develop lymphedema. She has the classic upper inner and outer thigh bulges that are part and parcel with lymphedema. The body's desire, in most cases, to evenly distribute weight in the extremely obese can actually be the cause of lymphedema because the lymphatic system gets damaged from so much excess weight in arms and legs because the distance the lymph needs to travel is long and the obesity impedes it. AL has classic obesity-induced lymphedema, from the creases in her wrists to the thigh bulges to the fleshy pockets that sag down toward her ankles. I also suspect she has pitted edema in her legs, but that's another post.

Sometimes congenital or trauma-induced lymphedema is mistaken for obesity - you see that in people with obese but proportional upper bodies and massively swollen legs. AL has lymphedema caused by her obesity and dealing with one may help the other but frankly she's probably done so much damage to her lymphatic system she will always need compression garments on her legs, should she ever take her health seriously. But there is crossover that shows you are right in a way- if super obese bodies weren't placing fat all over in places we aren't suited to store it, our lymph systems wouldn't go tits up.

Compare the pics of limbs of people who have trauma or illness induced lymphedema, affected limbs next to healthy limbs. Our gal AL has lymphedema and I guarantee you the reason she will not show her legs is because those thigh bulges full of lymph are even worse now.



Also, that pic above of AL sitting in bed, hair in a top-knot, surrounded by empty food containers, is total nightmare fuel. An audition tape to appear on a TLC obese freak show could do worse than emulate that photo.

 

[Barbarella]

She could easily have lymphedema. It's something.very common in the morbidly obese-it's a sign that their circulatory system isn't working properly. It can cause infections, such as cellulitis and weeping skin.

More likely, she has lipadema, which isn't the same thing, but it also makes legs look huge and like they are wearing pants with a small foot. Lipadema has to do with fat distribution-Lymphodema is a lymph node circulatory problem in the morbidly obese. (But can happen to regular size people people as a disease, which is probably why some say she doesn't have it. ) Lymphedema is not curable, even if she loses weight.

If both her legs are the same it's probably lipadema. If one looks like that and the other doesn't, it might be lymphedema. Lymphedema can lead to lymphodema too-and then heart problems, etc.

Amber is hugely fat And whichever one she has, it is a sign that she's going downhill.

She may be bigger than us but no, she's not healthier.

And if she did lose enough to get to a normal weight, she would need skin surgery for sure. The sags would lead to infections too. She has ruined her body, she'll never be normal. But it's still better to need weight loss surgery than to be so terribly obese.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I think the best takeaway here is that AmberLynn has wrecked her lymphatic system in some terrible manner and will likely never be able to achieve what fit people consider health. So my advice is not reach 400 pounds and then lie your way up to 500+. Yeah. That's how it boils down. Don't weigh three to four times what you should if you can reasonably avoid it.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Is she just...languishing in an unmade bed?

It's her office/dining room.

She's going to post about every video she can before finally posting a "weight loss update." I think she's honestly trying to lose some weight so by the time she posts an update it doesn't seem so bad.

Ya, I think a lot of us must think that. But if that's the trick she's trying to play her weight loss pace will look pretty unimpressive....except to her..."Look, I lost a pound in a week, I am on a weight loss journey!"

 

[kaetzchen]

I was trying to find images of AL, Amy, and Hungry Fat Chick to fairly compare size to see if Amy was in fact not Queen Humpty Dumpster anymore. The time line on these is a little off, but they provide a general idea.

Amy just looks fat here. I probably wouldn't even do a double take if I saw her in the store. It looks like AL has at least 100 lbs on her. I think people tend to assume Amy is the biggest because she is overall grosser and has more of her body on display more frequently. AL is good at angles and rarely shows her bottom half which is ginormous.

 

[C3PBRO]

Guess she had a look at her likes/dislikes and comment section for this one.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Amy just looks fat here. I probably wouldn't even do a double take if I saw her in the store. It looks like AL has at least 100 lbs on her. I think people tend to assume Amy is the biggest because she is overall grosser and has more of her body on display more frequently. AL is good at angles and rarely shows her bottom half which is ginormous.

It's hard to know who is winning in the AL/Amy race to the double-wide coffin because that pic of Amy is from the ALS ice bucket challenge in 2015. She's put on a significant and very visible amount of weight since then, I would say at least another hundred pounds. Amy's an apple though and AL carries it it all over and, like you say, is covered more than Amy. We'd have to get them on a scale to know for sure but they are neck and neck - they both are in the low 500s now.

The comparison between Hungry Fat Chick and AL is shocking, I have to admit. But HFG doesn't hide her size or work the angles like AL. It's sobering to see how large she's getting as she tries to hide it and insist she's perfectly fine and not blowing up at a dangerous rate.

 

[SweetDee]

What kind of name is "mustbepearls"? I don't get it.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

What kind of name is "mustbepearls"? I don't get it.

The pearls must be our pearls of advice that she ignores, the way swine does.

 

[Octomet]

It's hard to know who is winning in the AL/Amy race to the double-wide coffin because that pic of Amy is from the ALS ice bucket challenge in 2015. She's put on a significant and very visible amount of weight since then, I would say at least another hundred pounds. Amy's an apple though and AL carries it it all over and, like you say, is covered more than Amy.

True, it's an older photo of Amy. I was hard pressed to find a clear and recent full body shot. Here's one from a few months ago, granted it's shot from the ground but does look heavier than two years ago.

 

[Bustcakes]

What kind of name is "mustbepearls"? I don't get it.

Pearl-diving's a slang term for cunnilingus.

 

[mil0]

Amy looks almost normal-fat to me in comparison at this point.

Also destinys flippagram is gold. Candid shots of AL really highlight how enormous she really is. And these are from July 2016 (or prior) so it's only gotten worse from here.

I'm sorry.

Another thing, is this Twinkie? She looks a healthy weight here. Proof that anyone and anything that gets pulled into this gorls orbit gains mass at an exponential rate.

 

[SweetDee]

Pearl-diving's a slang term for cunnilingus.

Ah. Oh! Ewww... the visual alone...

And then all those pictures of her mug after your post. Nooooo...

 

[Bitchboy95]

I ate a baby!!!!!!

 

[a dinosaur]

What kind of name is "mustbepearls"? I don't get it.

Twitter only allows 15 characters and @mustbepearlsbeforeswine was too long.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

. I also suspect she has pitted edema in her legs, but that's another post.

Please tell us more. You seem to be a fount of knowledge except for the fact you keep misspelling laiggs. So what's the edema all about DP3D?

 

[FatFuckingClown]

What kind of name is "mustbepearls"? I don't get it.

Spoiler: Hint: It's because "SHE'S FAT!!!"

Btw, you're new, but you're already awesome. I read all of your posts in Dee's voice.