Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[kiwirevolving]

I can’t help but feel like she’s playing games or trolling by leaving out “prerecorded” in both the title and description of the last video.

If she was smart enough she could've just said that the videos where scheduled to be uploaded (you can do that on YT, she did it one of her 100 days of uploading series once) but forgot to change the titles to prerecorded after she found out she has cancer

But even like that, if you check the time of upload for her videos of her last 3 videos who are all prerecorded (supposedly), they're all at random hours

So, she uploads when she feels like it while crying she already has a high enough medical bill as it is. This woman can't even be bothered to put in a bit of extra effort into her "job" to afford her treatment

 

[Hapless Mailman]

This rubbish doesn't have a scrap of credibility. But the frugalfag in me cries tears of blood thinking about what a waste this would be. It's impossible to imagine her divvying out the leftovers and eating them over the course of the next day or so.

Still can't believe she couldn't take the 1.5 seconds to type "pre-recorded." None of her videos are fated to be received well, but at least a tiny portion of that Twitter dumpster fire could've been mitigated if she'd cared just a smidgen.

 

[mekalekahi]

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This rubbish doesn't have a scrap of credibility. But the frugalfag in me cries tears of blood thinking about what a waste this would be. It's impossible to imagine her divvying out the leftovers and eating them over the course of the next day or so.

Still can't believe she couldn't take the 1.5 seconds to type "pre-recorded." None of her videos are fated to be received well, but at least a tiny portion of that Twitter dumpster fire could've been mitigated if she'd cared just a smidgen.

One thing I absolutely hate about amber is her pretending that she eats normal portions. Shes reached 600lbs, somthing that takes ALOT of food. We are supposed to believe that she went to taco bell, ordered the family taco meal or whatever that was and just ate a bowl of lettuce and meat and a few chips? If that was the case she would have just got a power bowl...she did this shit with that footlong from subway where she ate half and acted like she was about to explode then turned the camera off and ate the other half.

 

[Wonky Eye]

In the new trinity, who do you think is most likely to first spiral out of control ? The food addict full of excuses, the alcoholic/benzo'ed zombie, or the ex meth addict realizing in full force what her daughter's become ?

 

[Like so Raw you Guys]

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This rubbish doesn't have a scrap of credibility. But the frugalfag in me cries tears of blood thinking about what a waste this would be. It's impossible to imagine her divvying out the leftovers and eating them over the course of the next day or so.

This is also a lie. She also had a taco and a Pineapple Freeze, which together added about another 350 calories. And “some chips and dip” was several plate fulls of chips and an entire cup of nacho cheese sauce. The chips are 900 calories for 6 ounces and the sauce is 170 calories for the 4oz container (all numbers are right from Taco Bell’s website). I had her meal at around 1500 calories.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

This is also a lie. She also had a taco and a Pineapple Freeze, which together added about another 350 calories. And “some chips and dip” was several plate fulls of chips and an entire cup of nacho cheese sauce. The chips are 900 calories for 6 ounces and the sauce is 170 calories for the 4oz container (all numbers are right from Taco Bell’s website). I had her meal at around 1500 calories.

Yeah, I'm aware it's a lie; the spread was piled all over the table, and Hamber's got a well-established track record. I'm just pointing out that her excuses hold no water, and that even on the hilarious assumption that it were true, it would be remarkably shitty of her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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This rubbish doesn't have a scrap of credibility. But the frugalfag in me cries tears of blood thinking about what a waste this would be. It's impossible to imagine her divvying out the leftovers and eating them over the course of the next day or so.

Still can't believe she couldn't take the 1.5 seconds to type "pre-recorded." None of her videos are fated to be received well, but at least a tiny portion of that Twitter dumpster fire could've been mitigated if she'd cared just a smidgen.

Yeah, I'm aware it's a lie; the spread was piled all over the table, and Hamber's got a well-established track record. I'm just pointing out that her excuses hold no water, and that even on the hilarious assumption that it were true, it would be remarkably shitty of her.

The problem really is that she lies with impunity. What consequence (external) does she suffer from her nonstop liefests? None. Her lies to herself have major consequences, as anyone with eyeballs could see, but that's internal, and I don't even think pathological liars like her have the ability to understand the difference or have the ability to *not* lie at least to themselves, even if they spew 99% bullshit to everyone else 24/7. She's also an environmental disaster area unto herself in every way possible, from packaging to wasted food.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

LOL! My thought as well. What are the odds? (I guess pretty high, when you're there 7 days a week)

It seems that the King Buffet is next to Walmart. I guess that they go to eat there every time they go to Walmart, which is pretty well every day.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I just honestly couldn’t imagine trading your dignity and dealing with all the bullshit that comes with that (though rightfully deserved in her case) just because I’m too fucking lazy to work at a regular job. I’m a bitch but even I couldn’t fucking do that. It’s probably the biggest thing about her I don’t understand

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I just honestly couldn’t imagine trading your dignity and dealing with all the bullshit that comes with that (though rightfully deserved in her case) just because I’m too fucking lazy to work at a regular job. I’m a bitch but even I couldn’t fucking do that. It’s probably the biggest thing about her I don’t understand

It's not just laziness - its complacency. Her whole life she has been an underachiever, that's why she clings to her memories from grade school of being a dancer. She has always been fat, she doesnt know what life is like any other way. She doesnt Care enough about her mortality to strive for a different lifestyle.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

In the new trinity, who do you think is most likely to first spiral out of control ? The food addict full of excuses, the alcoholic/benzo'ed zombie, or the ex meth addict realizing in full force what her daughter's become ?

I'll take 'Alcoholic/Benzo'ed Zombie' for $500, Alex!

 

[PittyKitty]

In the new trinity, who do you think is most likely to first spiral out of control ? The food addict full of excuses, the alcoholic/benzo'ed zombie, or the ex meth addict realizing in full force what her daughter's become ?

Imagine the glorious shitshow if it was all of them at once!

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

In the new trinity, who do you think is most likely to first spiral out of control ? The food addict full of excuses, the alcoholic/benzo'ed zombie, or the ex meth addict realizing in full force what her daughter's become ?

The Food addict.

the meth addict would probably just shrug after the food addict dies of fat and continue tweaking in pepperoni.

The alcoholic/benzo zombie is too strung out to get off the couch until the next hit.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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The worst part: they drive to the dollar store.

 

[boat_rocker]

I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?

This is actually harder than it sounds. I could tell you about the time a cockroach fell out of her hair, or the time she absolutely molested a piece of salmon before cooking it, or when she misread a label, put hair conditioner on her face, then doubled down and insisted her "cosmetologist friend" told her that it was a beauty secret and LoTS oF PEOple put hair care products on their face for shthuuuper soft skin. There are so many moments like this over the years. It's hard to pick a favorite.

But AL's videos, much like AL herself, are best viewed from a step back. What's really hilarious and weirdly compelling about this gorl is the never-ending cycle of stupidity, excuses, obesity, and vitriol she spits at the haydurs. A lot of her individual videos are gold; a lot are boring as hell, except in the context of the cycle. You kinda have to experience it in full to really appreciate it.

 

[boat_rocker]

This is actually harder than it sounds. I could tell you about the time a cockroach fell out of her hair, or the time she absolutely molested a piece of salmon before cooking it, or when she misread a label, put hair conditioner on her face, then doubled down and insisted her "cosmetologist friend" told her that it was a beauty secret and LoTS oF PEOple put hair care products on their face for shthuuuper soft skin. There are so many moments like this over the years. It's hard to pick a favorite.

But AL's videos, much like AL herself, are best viewed from a step back. What's really hilarious and weirdly compelling about this gorl is the never-ending cycle of stupidity, excuses, obesity, and vitriol she spits at the haydurs. A lot of her individual videos are gold; a lot are boring as hell, except in the context of the cycle. You kinda have to experience it in full to really appreciate it.

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I figured that might have been the case! I really appreciate your answer and the chart. just even the little bits you've said gave me insight I wasn't aware of! amber is an incredible specimen to me not only just for the sheer horror and awe of how she's even remained alive this long not only due to her weight but the empty space her brain rattles in called a head.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I figured that might have been the case! I really appreciate your answer and the chart. just even the little bits you've said gave me insight I wasn't aware of! amber is an incredible specimen to me not only just for the sheer horror and awe of how she's even remained alive this long not only due to her weight but the empty space her brain rattles in called a head.

You should check out this thread for some greatest hits. Not all the videos in question are linked, but it's a fantastic snapshot of her lunacy.

 

[shameful existence]

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?

To me, Amber is best defined by her first video, compared to any of her latest videos, then the Destiny break up video, her filmed binge, at least one of her prerecorded breakdowns and the Optavia saga (1, 2), to get an idea of her cycles.