Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[marjoram]

I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?

My personal favorite is the iconic Density era Pizza Mukbang which coined the phrase "Queen of Moderation". It's always fun watching Al "force" down three big slices of pizza that "she doesn't even really like" while on a strong appetite suppression med.

 

[Moonpie]

I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?

This is a good one.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's not just laziness - its complacency. Her whole life she has been an underachiever, that's why she clings to her memories from grade school of being a dancer. She has always been fat, she doesnt know what life is like any other way. She doesnt Care enough about her mortality to strive for a different lifestyle.

Never underestimte the power of learned mediocrity and willful ignorance.

My personal fave: the GoFundMe scam video, where she asks everyone to watch all the ads, and is eyefucking herself while Becky monotonously relays the Eeyore-ish, sad tale of Norma. And the followup where she "talked to YT" and suggests to all the reaction channels that they take down their videos of her GoScamMe videos because someone at YT told her that "wasn't allowed". I think that captures the very essence of grifting, her belief that she is not just a dainty, lithe princess who looks irresistible when she's preening for the camera, but her belief that anyone would believe another of her big lies that YT would deign to talk to her even if it was possible to find someone to talk to at YT, the inevitable coverup/misunderstanding, and the attempt at yet another logical fallacy (appeal to authority) to get reaction channels to take theirs down so it could be like it never happened.

It's really fascinating.

 

[vector3]

Shrimpgate is peak smug and delusion. I feel that a lot of the most obnoxious shit, like Shrimpgate, Optavia, and the GoFundMe fiasco, happened in the last year or so. Before that, it wasn't scandals so much as it was just day trips to the Cheesecake Factory and the dollar store. But I would also argue that her videos were more interesting back then. She didn't actively try to troll her audience as much. Her videos have now devolved into trash that I pause just to read comments.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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I figured that might have been the case! I really appreciate your answer and the chart. just even the little bits you've said gave me insight I wasn't aware of! amber is an incredible specimen to me not only just for the sheer horror and awe of how she's even remained alive this long not only due to her weight but the empty space her brain rattles in called a head.

Her Burger King mukbang is probably her best video where she doesn't bother putting up an act and she's just her raw self

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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Her Burger King mukbang is probably her best video where she doesn't bother putting up an act and she's just her raw self

Is that the "I got a dietician, y'all!" (Crunchcrunch) video?

 

[kiwirevolving]

Is that the "I got a dietician, y'all!" (Crunchcrunch) video?

Yeah, as well as the one where she reads a nurse's comment saying she saw fat pacients die because they chose food over life and Amber just laughs.

 

[marjoram]

There is also the endlessly funny "You already stirred the pot" masterpiece. You haven't lived until you've watched Thumby mean mug the camera for 30 some odd minutes.
Ooooo so tough, so scwary.....

PS-Who made the edit of Thumb's "50 things about me" video? That one killed me.

ETA: Got it. "50 Facts about Becky" Katie W.
It's brilliant

 

[Xenomorph]

Most likely pointed out before, but the fact that she lives next to a Family Dollar store and has a Funeral Home close to her is fucking poetry. Wonder if that Funeral Home has a casket ready for Amber yet

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You know whats funny too, Eric the Brillo pad claimed to have worked for Family Doll Hair but since he was so smexy the manager sexually harassed him, in rural Kentucky
Imagine this is the location he worked at lmaoooooooooo

 

[Mandaark]

You know whats funny too, Eric the Brillo pad claimed to have worked for Family Doll Hair but since he was so smexy the manager sexually harassed him, in rural Kentucky
Imagine this is the location he worked at lmaoooooooooo

Bubba got too fired up over Eric's feminine charm

 

[Fagary Michael]

You know whats funny too, Eric the Brillo pad claimed to have worked for Family Doll Hair but since he was so smexy the manager sexually harassed him, in rural Kentucky
Imagine this is the location he worked at lmaoooooooooo

The nearest Family Dollar apart from that one is 20 miles away and Eric didn't get his drivers license until a year or so ago, so it's gotta be that location, surely?

 

[Thumbsballs]

I'm pretty brand new to Amber, I've been lurking this section for a while now, I'm getting started with the videos posted in the OP of this general thread and oh boy, this is a ride, especially with this recent 'muh cancer' outbreak. I cannot fathom why or how anyone would be a fan of hers unless they were just a fat chaser

is there any personal favorite videos that you guys have that should be seen?

Start with the fat ones

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

so what's with the lack of updates after her big appointment and mamalynn's visit? is she stalling because her diagnosis isn't as bad as she thought and she needs a new game plan? does actually she have stage 4 crotch cancer and they're currently hauling her to OK on a flatbed truck for her final days? did norma finally kick the bucket and she's "grieving" while sending becky on DQ runs?

she had enough time to delete her twitter because people were boolying her over her taco bell feast but idk being fat probably takes up a lot of extra time

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Bubba got too fired up over Eric's feminine charm

Did he tell Eric, "Yew shure gotta purty mouth."?

 

[DubbleBubble]

so what's with the lack of updates after her big appointment and mamalynn's visit? is she stalling because her diagnosis isn't as bad as she thought and she needs a new game plan? does actually she have stage 4 crotch cancer and they're currently hauling her to OK on a flatbed truck for her final days? did norma finally kick the bucket and she's "grieving" while sending becky on DQ runs?

she had enough time to delete her twitter because people were boolying her over her taco bell feast but idk being fat probably takes up a lot of extra time

i assume she's run out of (PRERECORDED) content and there otherwise isnt a lot going on in Amberland. At least, nothing she'd want to admit to. I'm sure she got scared stupid about health related issues, again, and went on the great kentucky fastfood binge-tour because mentals, again.

 

[497]

so what's with the lack of updates after her big appointment and mamalynn's visit? is she stalling because her diagnosis isn't as bad as she thought and she needs a new game plan? does actually she have stage 4 crotch cancer and they're currently hauling her to OK on a flatbed truck for her final days? did norma finally kick the bucket and she's "grieving" while sending becky on DQ runs?

she had enough time to delete her twitter because people were boolying her over her taco bell feast but idk being fat probably takes up a lot of extra time

I think so... she's putting out her prerecorded crap first. Some people said they felt bad she'll have a bunch of medical bills and will watch her videos without adblock, I wonder if there are still some doing that.

 

[Pinky&Perky]

I think so... she's putting out her prerecorded crap first. Some people said they felt bad she'll have a bunch of medical bills and will watch her videos without adblock, I wonder if there are still some doing that.

Amber has more disposable income than most of us can dream about - she has no real adult financial commitments - She chose not to get health insurance or save enough for something like this - and now she is looking for a way to scrounge from government programmes designed for the poorest of poor (which she has no chance of qualifying for)

I am ad blocking the shit out of her

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

Amber has more disposable income than most of us can dream about - she has no real adult financial commitments - She chose not to get health insurance or save enough for something like this - and now she is looking for a way to scrounge from government programmes designed for the poorest of poor (which she has no chance of qualifying for)

I am ad blocking the shit out of her

Adblocking will help her get Medicaid. It's the only moral choice, really.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Amberlynn addresses a stadium full of haydurs...

 

[FatalTater]

Adblocking will help her get Medicaid.

The idea of Writerlynn trying to fill out medicaid paperwork and having to go to appointments to do even more paperwork amuses me.