Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Sorry should have been clearer, I know she does not bleed daily for 2 years, not even DoctorLynn could have wrote that off as normal.

What she told us was that she bleeds heavily sporadically for the past 2 years. Did she not say she stood in the tub for an hour because it was so heavy and her periods have been irregular? She wrote this off as a result of her being a HULTHY BUT BIG girl

In the meantime, I found this pic of MamaMeth and boy I see where ALR gets her style from lmaoooo
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Lmaooooo I made a comment in one of the other threads about how amber is still doing duck face so this is particularly funny. They’re both still mentally 15 years behind where they should be. And is that a hardwood floor in a room with wood paneling from the 70s?

lmfaooooo what gets me is the lashes, and even with a heavily filter the upper lip wrinkles are still so deep lmfao. She really shouldn't be duckfacing as a 50+ year old.....


You know Al thought those lashes were the most gorgeous things she’s ever seen. The only two people on the earth that would think those look good are a meth head and the meth head’s daughter that desperately wants approval. Lashes are one thing, but those look like they’re supposed to go with a costume or stage makeup so people in the back row of a theatre can see them. And they look like they’re caked in mascara. I can’t stop thinking about how she probably reuses the same pair over and over, caking them in cheap mascara every time. Her eyes are probably stye city.
 
You know Al thought those lashes were the most gorgeous things she’s ever seen. The only two people on the earth that would think those look good are a meth head and the meth head’s daughter that desperately wants approval. Lashes are one thing, but those look like they’re supposed to go with a costume or stage makeup so people in the back row of a theatre can see them. And they look like they’re caked in mascara. I can’t stop thinking about how she probably reuses the same pair over and over, caking them in cheap mascara every time. Her eyes are probably stye city.

cis girls often borrow makeup tips from drag queens without understanding how to tone them down for a regular day-to-day look so they end up looking like drag queens while they scoot around walmart touching everything
 
cis girls often borrow makeup tips from drag queens without understanding how to tone them down for a regular day-to-day look so they end up looking like drag queens while they scoot around walmart touching everything
Amber and Mamameth’s false eyelashes make them look depraved. Reminiscent of Joel Grey in Cabaret. 713455C5-FB40-4985-9132-6CA950B1AF07.jpeg
 
You guys.

Some Facebook rando goes on a page to report that Amber survived and is happily plopping out clots and requested said rando ask a bunch of FB yentas for advice.

And without question, many of you accept this as fact. This is now fact.

*shakes thread*
It stinks of manipulation by the fat one or perhaps a wannabe hanger on Desperate for the attention that the hamplanet gets. You are correct! Judge Judy says if something sounds weird it’s because it’s not true and she is good about figuring out BS. Ha ha imagine lawyerlynn and Becky on judge Judy! Somebody more talented than me can make that content! Maybe they are suing dr now or the shanty boys! Somebody please take my idea and make it lol. It’s free for the taking, I’m too spergy wergy literally point blank situation guiiiiise to create it myself.

Also regarding the operation glam gaslight (love it!!!!) pic of her with the wonky eye, I seriously think she is wonky cause she’s trying to look at herself on the screen and look in her camera at the same time and her eyes have naturally adapted lmfao i truly jest you not!
 
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Have you seen her Versace purse?? Clearly gorl IS ballin.
Will ball for Versace (and eat ) could be on her future cardboard sign. She’s the bitch that ducked a guy for a cheeseburger and bragged about it on Maury, this is post YouTube demonetizationlynn if this were ever to happen.
Also, dusty responds to dollars, maybe the fb and Redditors/ content cows lurking here could crowd fund a blab fest and lah detector test about what happened the night the Fag Shanty jumped the shark and the boy’s said fuck this shit, we’re out.
 
Do you think Amber and her mama are sharing the same pair of eyelashes? I do.
yes, they are on loan from Distant cousin Miss Piggy, they like to keep it in the family like it’s a redneck incest type situation. Though Piggy did get disowned for marrying one of Eric’s cousins.... that was before the rainbow revolution and green lives matter.
 
So.... you guys still thinking The Henry?
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That's the kitchen at her new place? It looks a lot nicer than I would've imagined and it appears to be very clean...for now. I wonder how long it'll take them to turn the place into a rat and roach infested hoarders hovel.
 
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That confirms she is at The Henry At Fritz Farm, 200 Larue Suite 100, Lexington, KY 40517. Staying in The James - 783 SQ FT paying $1,150 minium a month.

The 'James'
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AL said she got a 2 bedroom. I see all of their 2 bedrooms have 2 bathrooms, That would have been nice before she was gutted so she could still have her own bathroom to freebleed in. Now 1 bathroom won't even be used at all since AL will be getting wiped down and taking sponge baths. That bathroom will be twinkie's potty room.
 
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