Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

One possible interpretation - she's trying to make herself relatable in that group?

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

One possible interpretation - she's trying to make herself relatable in that group?

Why bother, cuntiness will out.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I can totally see Amber having planned her FB hysterectomy/uterine cancer support group posts being leaked as an alibi to boost up the credibility of her alleged cancer diagnosis esp now when it might fall apart soon when she blanks out on showing any solid proof of the hysterectomy having taken place. It is too suspicious how she made sure everyone knew she is looking for support in an online support group. She used the exact same wording "balling my eyes out" over the stories she read and what not. Would you do that if you were looking for other people's advice on intimate questions concerning your current severe health issues? You can easily make a new FB account and ask anything you really want without people knowing it is Amber. Of course people immediately looked up groups on this topic on FB and sneaked in and just put her name into the search bar to see whether she pops up. I am surely no advanced KF sherlock yet but even I had the idea to do that. thanks you guiiize for saving me the time and effort.

Edit: And why has she already left the group that she said is so supportive when you would think she would need this support now the most?!

She's always "balling her eyes out" over something - "cancer", movies, books, Norma's actual cancer, etc. Her problem is that as much as she tries, she cannot escape the essence of who she is at her core. No matter how clever she thinks herself to be, or how many times she believes she has dinged someone or a group of someones and scored some kind of odd point, or, using her her sock accounts, tries to defend herself as a third party, or rationalize some shitty behavior, the black, empty, energy-sucking hole that exists where her moral center should be will always show itself.

TL;DR: she'd make a terrible poker player because she's incapable of hiding her tell.

 

[FrozenJade]

I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.

Just when I thought I couldn't have more disgust for her, I learn that she free bleeds..........

so she bleeds heavily for like 2 years but does not use tampons, pads, or cups so does she just.....sit in the bathtub or sit in their inflatable pool when she does (is there fan art of this)???

"I feel like her underwear will be a mistery for a good few years now just like with her bra."

I thought she does not wear underwear because none would fit and that is the reason she wears those nasty leggings 24/7

 

[Fleasburger]

I feel like her underwear will be a mistery for a good few years now just like with her bra.

Yeah, it can stay a mystery, thanks.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Just when I thought I couldn't have more disgust for her, I learn that she free bleeds..........

so she bleeds heavily for like 2 years but does not use tampons, pads, or cups so does she just.....sit in the bathtub or sit in their inflatable pool when she does (is there fan art of this)???

"I feel like her underwear will be a mistery for a good few years now just like with her bra."

I thought she does not wear underwear because none would fit and that is the reason she wears those nasty leggings 24/7

In the livestream she said she had a towel

 

[497]

She said on some Q&A around the time of the Lexington long weekend that she had never used tampons

maybe she used the "don't like penetration" thing because she didn't want to do that with Becky. is it weird she said she's been bleeding for the last 2 years and that's about the time she's been with Becky? so she's was able to get fingered by Destiny and wasn't bleeding but then all of sudden was with Becky so no sexy time.

 

[ethical]

Just when I thought I couldn't have more disgust for her, I learn that she free bleeds..........

so she bleeds heavily for like 2 years but does not use tampons, pads, or cups so does she just.....sit in the bathtub or sit in their inflatable pool when she does (is there fan art of this)???

"I feel like her underwear will be a mistery for a good few years now just like with her bra."

I thought she does not wear underwear because none would fit and that is the reason she wears those nasty leggings 24/7

"Bleeding" doesn't necessarily mean profusely. That's not how menstruation works. It could be that she was consistently spotting etc but not having the discharge you see during menstrual cycles.

 

[TeeDee1622]

Speaking of which, Amber has started adding people to her MFP again.
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Wait her goal weight is 170lb? Did I read that right? She’s only several hundred pounds away!

 

[KiwiKunt]

"Bleeding" doesn't necessarily mean profusely. That's not how menstruation works. It could be that she was consistently spotting etc but not having the discharge you see during menstrual cycles.

If she had used one of her many journals to actually track her bleed she would have probably noticed that she still had some sort of cycle still

 

[Borbie Dahl]

I wonder if her oncologists or nutritionists have recommended veganism post-crotch cancer diagnosis

Holy crap! That is the most dangerous, idiotic, drivel this cow has come up with. I honestly hate her sometimes. (Referring to the yt clip of Alr telling her audience about a person who beat bone cancer by going vegan)

 

[kiwirevolving]

So this bitch decided to go radio silent to try make people think she's recovering from her surgery even though on the day after the surgery she was clearly reading up on KF since she saw that someone posted screenshots of what she said in that pussy cancer support group and left it.

 

[KiwiKunt]

So this bitch decided to go radio silent to try make people think she's recovering from her surgery even though on the day after the surgery she was clearly reading up on KF since she saw that someone posted screenshots of what she said in that pussy cancer support group and left it.

She was also responding to YouTube comments but then deleting them

 

[Wonky Eye]

so she bleeds heavily for like 2 years but does not use tampons, pads, or cups so does she just.....sit in the bathtub or sit in their inflatable pool when she does (is there fan art of this)???

There is now.

 

[Beetus Knuckles]

What’s the over/under on Fat AL haveen surgery? People thought Chantal was lying, but she did have some sort of surgery. Of course Albert is over 100 elbees heavier than Chantal, plus lacks the socialized safety net of Canadian medicine. It wouldn’t surprise me if she had her surgery, but being on support groups and workeen the YouTube comments so soon makes me strongly doubt it. I think she’s going to stay quiet for a couple more days, drop some new pre-recorded hauls of home shit, and then fire up the gaslighteen to unbelievable levels. Posting that question using a sock was pretty smart because she can still fish for attention and asspats, but if it comes out her surgery was “postponed,” she can claim I NEVER SAID I had surgery.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

You guys.

Some Facebook rando goes on a page to report that Amber survived and is happily plopping out clots and requested said rando ask a bunch of FB yentas for advice.

And without question, many of you accept this as fact. This is now fact.

*shakes thread*

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Amber saying “balling” as opposed to the correct “bawling” always makes me snicker. Cos she’s a ball. Of lard.

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

Her emotions are all very shallow, fleeting, and surface-level. She's claimed to be a bleeding heart empath, but we all know that isn't true. The opposite is very much the case. I doubt she feels much of anything outside of base comfort and discomfort when her sources of pleasure (food, shopping highs, getting her own way) are impeded or interrupted. It's a very empty way to live. She would have learned early on from her childhood to regress back into herself and stifle her true emotions, likely because they were disregarded or trampled on by the unstable figures who surrounded her.

It's interesting to consider how she's embraced becoming a shitty person over the years and used her childhood both as a prop and an excuse to remain rooted in her unhealthy habits, not only those surrounding food but those that have to do with her emotional immaturity.

 

[Bananasaurus]

I still tend towards believing she really has a cancer-related issue.

AL is stupid as fuck, but not stupid enough to NOT know that lying about something so serious is not a great idea. People always figure it out and the backlash is going to be unlike anything she's ever experienced. She got away with lying about her aunt hating her for no reason, Kasey having raped her, the GoFraudMe etc. but she is not going to recover from lying about having cancer while her girlfriend's mother is dying from it. That's just beyond shitty.

If she is making it up, I find it odd that Becks doesn't care, and that she admitted to having a kind of cancer that is heavily tied to obesity. I think every single deathfat on YouTube has some kind of uterine issue and that is very telling. Compare that to how she is vehemently denying to have the beetus although she has visible dark spots on her skin and even her cat scratches take months to heal. Nobody would feel sorry for her if she admitted to it, because diabetes is so heavily associated with a shit lifestyle, and she doesn't want to hear that she destroyed herself. For someone who is so adamant on being healthy just big, it seems odd to make up illnesses. That's just inviting people to shame her for her shit decisionmaking, which is something she obviously does not want to hear/accept.

At this point treating her cancer is probably futile. Chemo won't have any effect, they can't even do any scans to see how far the cancer has spread, and if they take a risk and operate on her, she'll be a huge death/infection risk. Uterine cancer is relatively harmless and her morbid obesity would kill her way before the cancer anyways. Maybe in the beginning some doctors were willing to humor her by letting her decide if she'd like to have surgery, considering that she's still fairly young and maybe the fucking cancer diagnosis was enough to scare her straight and turn her life around, but if she showed up to the clinic even fatter than before, it would be more than obvious that there is no point in taking the risk and cut her open. If she can't comply with "eat a salad bitch", there is no way she would be able to follow aftercare instructions. If she was responding to comments and telling people to post on Facebook for her right after her supposed surgery, there is no way she really was operated on the 15th, that's for sure.

The rumor about E&R being pill heads is poor bullshit. E&R started moving out wayyyy before A&B even started considering packing their stuff. If you want to move away from junkie roommates you move out FIRST, not wait for them to get sick of your shit. E&R clearly moved because they were done.

 

[Punkinsplice]

What’s the over/under on Fat AL haveen surgery? People thought Chantal was lying, but she did have some sort of surgery. Of course Albert is over 100 elbees heavier than Chantal, plus lacks the socialized safety net of Canadian medicine. It wouldn’t surprise me if she had her surgery, but being on support groups and workeen the YouTube comments so soon makes me strongly doubt it. I think she’s going to stay quiet for a couple more days, drop some new pre-recorded hauls of home shit, and then fire up the gaslighteen to unbelievable levels. Posting that question using a sock was pretty smart because she can still fish for attention and asspats, but if it comes out her surgery was “postponed,” she can claim I NEVER SAID I had surgery.

The fact that Chantal had the surgery when no one believed she could is what keeps me from believing 100% that Al did not. Surgeons operate on massive patients more often than we think, apparently. I still have heavy (lol) doubts, however, since Amber can't tell the truth to save her own life (literally).