Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I think this is an unpopular opinion but I'm actually really excited for this new era. Just imagine Amber being out and about in 'the big city' getting socially ostracized, her finally ballooning to an undeniable 600 LBs from the cheesecake factory that is now just minutes away, and her and becky's relationship disintegrating to usher in the new boyish sped of a gf. We may even get to see her in the apartment's gym attempting to wattle on a treadmill or taking a dip in the pool surrounded by normal sized people. The fag shanty had its moments of being entertaining but those were few and far between. Bring on Urbanitelynn.

Also, I can't wait for the day a haydur takes a picture of hamber in the wild and spooks her.
 
So she didn't lose any weight prior to her supposed surgery?? Shocking! I like that she asked if you can gain weight with uterine cancer. Trying to pin her lack of self control on cancer.

Edit: I noticed my post was moved & it looks like a random post, but it was in reply to her FB support group posts. Guess I should've quoted it.
 
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Speaking of which, Amber has started adding people to her MFP again.
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I can’t tell if I hate that shirt or the god awful 2006 duck face she always does more. The fact that she thinks that facial expression makes her look sexy is just disturbing to me. It’s like she stopped maturing when she was 14...
 
I can’t tell if I hate that shirt or the god awful 2006 duck face she always does more. The fact that she thinks that facial expression makes her look sexy is just disturbing to me. It’s like she stopped maturing when she was 14...

The photo shop is terrible. Her face is on wonkey - her face is straight but her face frame is on a slant - her head looks super-imposed on to a much bigger body and her shoulders are squared off - awful pic
 
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