Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Wooden Spoon]

Im super serious about the Bonnie Grape Vibes.
becky at some point had the same hair as gilbert & has the caretaker role

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Who wore it better? Found these on twitter. Too fucking funny not to share.

 

[fvckm3]

Who wore it better? Found these on twitter. Too fucking funny not to share.

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lol someone took my screen shot from my comment earlier comparing bonnie and amber - i think i started a trend!

 

[Billie Ross]

Who wore it better? Found these on twitter. Too fucking funny not to share.

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This comparison is nonsense, Bonnie is visibly skinnier.

 

[inquizadoor]

This comparison is nonsense, Bonnie is visibly skinnier.

They were almost the same weight at one point, but at least Darlene here actually managed to lose some. More than alr ever will at least

 

[smallmilk]

She hid snacks from Becks in her bellybutton but forgot about them until they went bad/ melted from heat formed by her layers of fat.

 

[KiwiKunt]

Can we just put a pin in this one for future reference?

 

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Oh amber I wouldn't say its a 'new' low, you've been this pathetic and delusional for quite a while


Shes losing weight on a monthly scale just not a bathroom scale.

stressed from what? the doctors told her she couldn't fit in the MRI machine so she eats more instead of letting that fear just starve her for a month so she could fit in the machines.

 

[ThatAnorexicCunt]

I thought the whole 89 elbeez bs was behind us. Never thought we'd be hearing of them again. Someone put me down.

 

[KiwiKunt]

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They were almost the same weight at one point, but at least Darlene here actually managed to lose some. More than alr ever will at least

It didn't end well though did it - This is exactly the kind of thing that would encourage Amber to abandon losing weight

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I thought the whole 89 elbeez bs was behind us. Never thought we'd be hearing of them again. Someone put me down.

All that will happen is the numbers will change. Instead of being 550 lbs saying, "I can do this, I lost 89 lbs once!" she'll be 700 lbs saying, "I can do this, I lost 95 lbs once!"

This seems worth remembering. "Starvation mode is not real".

Let's see how long it takes for her to contradict herself.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

89lbs. We’re at that point where, if we’re not careful, we all get sucked into the void known as The Ambermath and spend the rest of eternity trying to figure out reality from a starting weight of bollocks with added obfuscation and flim-flam.

God Speed y’all.

 

[kiwirevolving]

This seems worth remembering. "Starvation mode is not real".

Let's see how long it takes for her to contradict herself.

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All people her size and even bigger by an extra 200 lbs go on a 1200 cals diet, wtf is this bitch on about holding an <1200 cals diet

 

[fvckm3]

I thought the whole 89 elbeez bs was behind us. Never thought we'd be hearing of them again. Someone put me down.

lmao. We can slit each others throats
Or we can drink every time she mentions it on twitter and die from alcohol poisoning.

 

[Clintonberg]

All people her size and even bigger by an extra 200 lbs go on a 1200 cals diet, wtf is this bitch on about holding an <1200 cals diet

It's not a healthy or sustainable lifestyle choice, booboo.

 

[DumbBitchSyndrome]

It's not a healthy or sustainable lifestyle choice, booboo.

It makes zero sense she thinks 1200 isn’t sustainable when 1200 would be a fairly reasonable diet for someone with her height and low activity level at an average weight. I wonder if she honestly believes she can eat thousands of calories even as she loses (though we all know she’s never going to lose enough for this to even matter)

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It makes zero sense she thinks 1200 isn’t sustainable when 1200 would be a fairly reasonable diet for someone with her height and low activity level at an average weight. I wonder if she honestly believes she can eat thousands of calories even as she loses (though we all know she’s never going to lose enough for this to even matter)

Well, one of the reasons she quit Optavia was that it would "screw up" her metabolism.

As I recall, the program went from low calorie to maintenance, the opposite of her preferred method of eating as much as possible and losing an ounce a week or whatever. But she was convinced that if she ate 900 calories for a month, she'd never be able to eat more than 900 calories a day ever again because of "starvation mode" and that sort of thing. Her "logic" seems to be that by eating juuuust under her maintenance level, she can keep her metabolism healthy and have get away with plenty of binges and feasts in the future. She prioritizes overeating at every turn -- she really can't picture a life worth living if she can't gorge regularly.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

lmao. We can slit each others throats
Or we can drink every time she mentions it on twitter and die from alcohol poisoning.

I'm fucking drinking, the rest of you gorls? Well... that's on you.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Your daily 24+ hours of Amberlynn being a cunt on Twitter.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

If she's claiming it's fatphobic to compare pictures of her to another obese woman, doesn't that make Amber fatphobic?

 

[mekalekahi]

They cut thru her bellybutton?