And now, the August 10, 2020 edition of Amber vs. Twitter
Thank you for doing this! Since you guys enjoyed my last highlight reel, here is another one!
That doesn't mean anything when you eat more than a family of four and take less than 500 steps a day.
Why wouldn't you believe the lies of a prolific liar? You must be fatphobic.
I CAN EXPLAIN!!!
I think everyone feels better knowing that you can never have children of your own and have a snowball's chance in Hell of being approved for adoption.
What the fat toddler wants, the fat toddler gets.
I AM NOT BEING SCAMMED.
If you can show off your dainty turds to the entirety of the Internet, you can show off a laparoscopic scar on the Hanging Gardens of Gunt Flesh.
You say that now... Just wait until the bills start rolling in. I can't wait for the gunt tour!
Someone being "cancelled" implies that one was initially well-liked and respected before that opinion changes by virtue of some transgression. You were never well-liked nor respected.
I AM NOT TALKING TO A BOT.
"THE INCISION ON MY BELLYBUTTON IS CLEAN!", says the woman with omphalitis (bellybutton cellulitis).
Yes
Amber should make a pay-to-access photoset of her incision pics just like that troon did when he got "throat-fucked" by his "girlfriend" with an atrophied, triangle-shaped micropenis.
(Open this link to die instantly, NSFW/L)
I AM NOT ON OPIATES. Muh triggers. Muh past.
How does a laparoscopic scar from a minimally invasive surgical technique take up three-fourths of a super morbidly obese woman's stomach? Was her surgeon
Jack the Ripper?
Says the woman who has entire Internet communities dedicated to archiving, analyzing, and disseminating her habitual dishonesty.
You've clearly never heard of reality television, tabloid magazines, or the Kiwi Farms. Oddly enough, she has admitted to indulging in all three of these forms of media.
I am having a fantastic time writing this, I hope the Kiwis reading this enjoy it too. <3
Why would you share this with anyone, especially Amber? May he rest in peace.
If your supporters were the ones paying the bills, Becky would need to start working again.
Seethe harder.
Just because it is MY emergency surgery, don't expect me to know what happened!
When you film every detail of your life and upload it to the biggest video streaming platform on Earth, don't be surprised when people have questions about the footage.
So she had O'Charlie's AND Cheesecake Factory in the same meal? Color me surprised.
But you dedicate as much time a day to Twitter as a Twitter troon?
Narcissist, meet autist.
You don't need to find the worst in someone when all they do is show it off.
Superfatty is invincible! Just don't remind her of the time she lied about someone raping her!
Big talk for someone who has a KF thread dedicated to her mispronunciations and malapropisms.
Still seething.
For some context, in one video she claims that she has lost only 2 pounds since her cancer announcement (over two months ago, almost three). But in yesterday's video, she claims to have lost over 20 pounds in the past two months. Which is it?
How does she know this? Oh right I forgot. All cancer cells must carry birth certificates at all times. They also need to carry passports when they plan on metastasizing. Said passport must be presented to border security when immigrating from the endometrium to the myometrium. Good thing the surgeon excised the illegal migrants and snatched their passport or else we would never know.
An enby gets mad at our gorl. Amberlynn's weight loss and the non-binary identity have a lot in common: neither of them exist and both will spend years screaming at you while providing no evidence to verify the contrary.
Your hairline says otherwise. YIKES.
Now I want to see Amberlynn try to sprint.
You haven't failed for three days, you have failed for SIX YEARS.
Fatphobic.
Are these the same people who "highly request" you do Torrid hauls or rummage around in marker containers?
Thanks again for sitting through all of this. In conclusion...
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