Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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(Edited to add some stuff I remembered) One of the most offensive behaviors of big AL, in my eyes at least, is her mooching. I thought it would be interesting to make a list of her serial mooching behavior that big AL herself has openly admitted to:

When living in foster care:
- Had her social security worker pay for weight watchers, but didn't take it seriously as a way to stick it to the g-men.
- Had one of her foster parents give her money for lunch everyday, even though her school provided her with free lunch. Treated herself to double lunches a day that would pave the way for her queen of moderation eating habits of the future.
- Claims to have had a horrible foster care experience, but instead of using that as motivation to become more independent, got accustomed to the belief that she has been and should be taken care of.

When she became a legal adult:
- Forced her girlfriend to provide her a place to live when she was only supposed to be visiting for the holidays.
- Wouldn't even do the laundry while she was mooching off her girlfriend's house.
- Repays her debt by accusing this girlfriend of raping and abusing her many years later.

When living with Crystal:
- Did not work, did not pay rent or for food/bills and also received an allowance from Crystal's parents.
- Would say "I'm treating Crystal to dinner" with said allowance once in a blue moon when she had some money left from buying her walmart trinkets.
- Crystal's parents also paid for her gym membership (which she did not make any use of towards the end of their relationship), and bought her a phone/laptop /jewelry etc.
- To sum up: total strangers were financially responsible for big AL, a grown ass women of 25/26ish.

When living with Destiny:
- Had Destiny, another total stranger, come drive all the way from wherever to Virgina to pick her up to move in together right away.
- Had herself put on Destiny's bank account a week or so after they met.
- Had Crystal's parents pay for her phone bill several months after she moved out.
- When she did not have a job or any income at the beginning stages and basically relied solely on Destiny's $$, she would be bossy with Destiny about what to buy/not to buy at walmart.
- Probably used Destiny's money from their "joint bank account" to buy Crystal's, her ex-girlfriend, Christmas presents.
- Promised to exchange Christmas presents with her aunt: her aunt sent her a package but AL never sent a thing, which lead to a fall-out. (MY AUNT HATES ME COZ I'M FAT!!!!)
- Moved into Destiny's mom house rent-free because "her mom doesn't pay rent either"(AL LOGIC!)
- Had Destiny's mom pay for her expensive diet pills, took them for a few days, then gave up because she's the queen of moderation.
- Didn't cook for the family (when she did cook, it was for herself only) and didn't pitch in to any of the bills, etc.
- Bought a stash of "healthy" groceries but kept it in a separate box in case (god-forbid) a family member ate something that big AL paid for.
- Constantly complained about how she disliked the state of the house she was mooching off, fully aware that Destiny's family watched her videos.
- At the same time, constantly bragged about how much money she was making off of youtoob to the same family and friends she was mooching off of.
- Complained about Destiny's mom's cooking, saying that it made her sick because it was too fatty. This was after she told the world about how Destiny's mom had a miscarriage and health scare, and after Destiny's mom had paid for the diet pills and was keeping a roof over her head and feeding the 500 pound mooch for a few months.
- A bunch of people found out where Destiny's mom lives and kept making prank calls to her house. This wasn't necessarily mooching, but big AL filmed freely in and outside of the house which resulted in a totally innocent family suffering from the results. Probably what resulted in Destiny's mom cutting the ties with this serial moocher.

After Destiny and AL moved out
- Tried to guilt trip Destiny into being her forever driver by buying her a car (Destiny turned down the offer *whew*).
- Tried to guilt trip Destiny into being her forever girlfriend by buying a bunch of Christmas presents (she kept a lot of the stuff after the break-up like the classy lady she is)
- Had her friend drive her to get her nails done (supposedly pays for gas) but didn't even pay for the friend's dinner.
 
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And IIRC, Destiny's mom paid for this weight loss treatment from a fancy clinic, which AL also poo pooed, saying the nurse didn't believe she is 5'3 or some shit. AL was in there crying because she wanted to do the program so badly, but it was expensive. I can't remember if this was another program or the same one where she got the pills. Perhaps someone can enlighten me.

Here's some Islamic Content just for kicks, from an old weigh in vid.
 
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The Old Dustin.

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It's not surprising that Destiny's style has changed so radically but had this photo not been captioned in some way it would have taken me a while to identify the person in this picture and how she relates to the AmberLynn drama.

But lots of feminine girls who come out after high school radically change their appearance. That's not unexpected. But it is unusual to gain this much weight and to become as sloppy as Destiny is now.

Even in this homecoming picture Destiny at best was skinny-fat. Fleshy and with little muscle tone. So weight gain was likely in her timeline eventually. But it's shocking how quickly Destiny went from a dapper dyke to a complete fucking mess.

Take a look at how much thinner she was in early 2015, styled nicely in a tie and shirt for a job interview and posing in her Darth Vader shirt in summer of 2015. Then take note of her in the pink shirt in summer of 2016.
Finally gaze in concern at the girl in the tank top sitting outside strait, hunched over and sloppy.
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Something must have happened late 2015 into 2016. Like she had some sustained life catastrophe that made her depressed. I wonder what it could be...

Dating Dana is gonna make it worse. For all her flaws Dana seems to like Destiny and isn't using her for money and social support and reciprocates kindness in the relationship with equal measure so as not to manipulate Destiny via love/gift bombing. But simply having a core group of friends who are obese normalizes fatness and fit people begin to gain weight if their friends are fat. The statistics are higher when a romantic partner is terribly obese.

Dana and Destiny need to develop a physically and more mentally sound relationship. Stop eating at gross restaurants all the time because that's how AmberLynn buys into their company. If she wants a drive, make her sit in the parking lot outside the gym while they work out. Kill two fat birds with one stone. Work out, get into shape, sever ties with AmberLynn, the emotional and financial vampire, win.

Thanks and kudos to @BubbaGumpShraaamp for that timeline of AL's predatory and parasitic behaviors.
 
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(Edited to add some stuff I remembered) One of the most offensive behaviors of big AL, in my eyes at least, is her mooching. I thought it would be interesting to make a list of her serial mooching behavior that big AL herself has openly admitted to:

When living in foster care:
- Had her social security worker pay for weight watchers, but didn't take it seriously as a way to stick it to the g-men.
- Had one of her foster parents give her money for lunch everyday, even though her school provided her with free lunch. Treated herself to double lunches a day that would pave the way for her queen of moderation eating habits of the future.
- Claims to have had a horrible foster care experience, but instead of using that as motivation to become more independent, got accustomed to the belief that she has been and should be taken care of.

When she became a legal adult:
- Forced her girlfriend to provide her a place to live when she was only supposed to be visiting for the holidays.
- Wouldn't even do the laundry while she was mooching off her girlfriend's house.
- Repays her debt by accusing this girlfriend of raping and abusing her many years later.

When living with Crystal:
- Did not work, did not pay rent or for food/bills and also received an allowance from Crystal's parents.
- Would say "I'm treating Crystal to dinner" with said allowance once in a blue moon when she had some money left from buying her walmart trinkets.
- Crystal's parents also paid for her gym membership (which she did not make any use of towards the end of their relationship), and bought her a phone/laptop /jewelry etc.
- To sum up: total strangers were financially responsible for big AL, a grown ass women of 25/26ish.

When living with Destiny:
- Had Destiny, another total stranger, come drive all the way from wherever to Virgina to pick her up to move in together right away.
- Had herself put on Destiny's bank account a week or so after they met.
- Had Crystal's parents pay for her phone bill several months after she moved out.
- When she did not have a job or any income at the beginning stages and basically relied solely on Destiny's $$, she would be bossy with Destiny about what to buy/not to buy at walmart.
- Probably used Destiny's money from their "joint bank account" to buy Crystal's, her ex-girlfriend, Christmas presents.
- Promised to exchange Christmas presents with her aunt: her aunt sent her a package but AL never sent a thing, which lead to a fall-out. (MY AUNT HATES ME COZ I'M FAT!!!!)
- Moved into Destiny's mom house rent-free because "her mom doesn't pay rent either"(AL LOGIC!)
- Had Destiny's mom pay for her expensive diet pills, took them for a few days, then gave up because she's the queen of moderation.
- Didn't cook for the family (when she did cook, it was for herself only) and didn't pitch in to any of the bills, etc.
- Bought a stash of "healthy" groceries but kept it in a separate box in case (god-forbid) a family member ate something that big AL paid for.
- Constantly complained about how she disliked the state of the house she was mooching off, fully aware that Destiny's family watched her videos.
- At the same time, constantly bragged about how much money she was making off of youtoob to the same family and friends she was mooching off of.
- Complained about Destiny's mom's cooking, saying that it made her sick because it was too fatty. This was after she told the world about how Destiny's mom had a miscarriage and health scare, and after Destiny's mom had paid for the diet pills and was keeping a roof over her head and feeding the 500 pound mooch for a few months.
- A bunch of people found out where Destiny's mom lives and kept making prank calls to her house. This wasn't necessarily mooching, but big AL filmed freely in and outside of the house which resulted in a totally innocent family suffering from the results. Probably what resulted in Destiny's mom cutting the ties with this serial moocher.

After Destiny and AL moved out
- Tried to guilt trip Destiny into being her forever driver by buying her a car (Destiny turned down the offer *whew*).
- Tried to guilt trip Destiny into being her forever girlfriend by buying a bunch of Christmas presents (she kept a lot of the stuff after the break-up like the classy lady she is)
- Had her friend drive her to get her nails done (supposedly pays for gas) but didn't even pay for the friend's dinner.

Ok this comments is pure gold, thank you for the precious summary :feels:

someone please make a giff of 3:32-3:44, horrifying.
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We need a gif from when she was just fat next to a gif from now in hambeast style.
 
- Had one of her foster parents give her money for lunch everyday, even though her school provided her with free lunch. Treated herself to double lunches a day that would pave the way for her queen of moderation eating habits of the future.
Don't forget that she'd also ask other kids for parts of their lunches too. Especially the rice!
 
But lots of feminine girls who come out after high school radically change their appearance. That's not unexpected. But it is unusual to gain this much weight and to become as sloppy as Destiny is now.

Exactly. Nobody's mourning the fact that she was thinner or "more feminine"; it's how she's absolutely let herself go.

Oh, and that haircut. That godawful, terrible, 13-year-old-boy-with-Down-Syndrome haircut.
 
Exactly. Nobody's mourning the fact that she was thinner or "more feminine"; it's how she's absolutely let herself go.

Oh, and that haircut. That godawful, terrible, 13-year-old-boy-with-Down-Syndrome haircut.

Let herself go where? To a place where she doesn't care if other people judge her worth based on how well her appearance stacks up to a womanly ideal?
 
Let herself go where? To a place where she doesn't care if other people judge her worth based on how well her appearance stacks up to a womanly ideal?
BP, you must know that none of us care how womanly she looks. We're talking about how her stomach hangs down to her knees now and that she looks greasy and dirty all the time. She "let herSELF go"; she herself does not care. That is what is concerning. It has absolutely nothing to do with what we/other people think. -_-
 
Let herself go where? To a place where she doesn't care if other people judge her worth based on how well her appearance stacks up to a womanly ideal?

I doubt it's that deep, lol
Dustin comes across, to me at least, as somebody who really doesn't care about being stylish, is lazy, steady derpin', and is a bit of a slob.
I guess it works for her though, she's always surrounded with fat poontang.
 
BP, you must know that none of us care how womanly she looks. We're talking about how her stomach hangs down to her knees now and that she looks greasy and dirty all the time. She "let herSELF go"; she herself does not care. That is what is concerning. It has absolutely nothing to do with what we/other people think. -_-

Why should she care? Why are we supposed to care if she cares? Her health? People here care if Amberlynn or Destiny or Dana are healthy? Since when? They're lolcows.
 
Yes, just like she was a championship dancer. I am really beginning to think she does co-opt these stories from the shitty books she reads and makes them her own. She's delusional all the way around.


I work with Children ages 6-10. I have a child that I work with who does the same thing you are suggesting. She takes parts of tv shows and pretends she did that in real life. She does this to escape from her life. This child suffers from abuse and shows early stages of mental illness. However, keep in mind that this child is 7 YEARS OLD.
 
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