Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 554 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,630 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,533
I'm willing to bet that "something unexpected" happened. I'm thinking it's that is either Amber/Becky or someone in their orbit got Corona. Cases in KY have been on the rise, and we all know how hygienic this bunch are. Now our gorl is too anxious and quarantine means she can't go out to Wommart or Tarjey anymore, so there's nothing to film because there's nothing else she does with her life.
Probably poor Becky. *sigh*
 
"Imma be honest with you guys... I didn't know what to vlog. Our car was being fixed and I just didn't feel like boring you guys with in-home videos." My bet this will be the excuse.
she can never use that excuse after the horrendous ASMR shit she pulled with her “100 days of vlogging” series, if she can film herself rearranging pens or flipping a magazine she can film something at home
 
She may as well start doing mukbangs again. She's going to get hate no matter what so it may as well be over something she enjoys.
She obviously gave up on her weightloss a long time ago so she may as well stop pretending. She'll likely start raking in cash again and the chimpout from her viewers would be hilarious.
 
OOhhhh if she got Covid that would spice it up good, this is quality content but her survivability would be low. But well deserved considering she has been traipsing round lexington as if there is no pandemic.
She and Becky stuck in quarantine in a small 2 bedroom apartment? No basement for Becky to escape to? Let the games begin!!! :optimistic:
 
I'm maintaineen' I'm proud of myself

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IF both people are respectful of each other's space & time, you can handle quarantine easily enough. But none of that describes Amber - I can see her stomping around the place whining about how HARD i is to be quarantined. mercifully for Becky, Amber is going to do most of her whining from her throne.
 
It's not even just tantrum throwing, she's openly admitted to getting nasty and outright emotionally abusive towards Becky when she says no to going out and buying garbage food.

Becky is a grown woman but given her laid back attitude (and shameful lack of spine) she'd probably break strict lockdown rules just to stop her fat wench from screaming at her 24/7. I guarantee ALR would be a quarantine Becky wife beater if she had any semblance of regular mobility and stamina left.
 
It's not even just tantrum throwing, she's openly admitted to getting nasty and outright emotionally abusive towards Becky when she says no to going out and buying garbage food.

Becky is a grown woman but given her laid back attitude (and shameful lack of spine) she'd probably break strict lockdown rules just to stop her fat wench from screaming at her 24/7. I guarantee ALR would be a quarantine Becky wife beater if she had any semblance of regular mobility and stamina left.
Amber's mother was complaining that the only think Amber did in the appartment was eating. At least when she is out with Becky, she can't always eat. In quarantine, Amber would be constantly ordering takeaways from fast food places and restaurants. I think that Amber would gain a massive amount of weight in this situation.
 
Since the Thumb is the runner for everything, I'd suspect she'd be more likely to Chink Flu before Hamber. Now that would present real drama. How would 500 lb Hamber respond if Beckster needed to quarantine?

Get out of my apartment? Or, oh honey, we'll get through this together? The drama... the drama.

I'mma gonna speculate that as narc as Hamber is, the Thumb would be kicked to the curb because realistically? I doubt Hamber would beat COVID as easily as she seems to have beaten dead uterus cancer.

Just sayin'... Slappy needs another double.
 
Since the Thumb is the runner for everything, I'd suspect she'd be more likely to Chink Flu before Hamber. Now that would present real drama. How would 500 lb Hamber respond if Beckster needed to quarantine?

Get out of my apartment? Or, oh honey, we'll get through this together? The drama... the drama.

I'mma gonna speculate that as narc as Hamber is, the Thumb would be kicked to the curb because realistically? I doubt Hamber would beat COVID as easily as she seems to have beaten dead uterus cancer.

Just sayin'... Slappy needs another double.

I mean if Thumb gets the Kung Flu then Hammy basically has it too, guaranteed. No point in only Thumb isolating at that point.
 
I'm willing to bet that "something unexpected" happened. I'm thinking it's that is either Amber/Becky or someone in their orbit got Corona. Cases in KY have been on the rise, and we all know how hygienic this bunch are. Now our gorl is too anxious and quarantine means she can't go out to Wommart or Tarjey anymore, so there's nothing to film because there's nothing else she does with her life.


she did mention being yellow once or twice (like every video) because of something with her liver but she was no longer talking about her health on youtube booboo.
 
I suspect that Amber has found a place nearby that has food she loves and is ordering TONS of takeout. She then fell into a cycle of wake up, eat, nap, wake up, eat, nap, wake up, eat, go to bed, repeat. When she makes another video she will be twice as big as she is now but more arrogant than ever.

OR she may be dead from Covid+Fat.
 
I think FatalTater has it right. Amber has done that before & probably is having a Pigout Period. She'll come back & the amusement will consist in figuring which excuse(s), she'll use this time for her absence.

An interesting outcome of her absence - her view numbers for her last few weeks of videos have skyrocketed.

She spend money like a drunken sailor but she's canny when it comes to making it on YouTube,
 
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she did mention being yellow once or twice (like every video) because of something with her liver but she was no longer talking about her health on youtube booboo.
I think she was trying to bait people with that, either to react to it, or to start sending offers to subscribe to her Patreon for health info. It doesn't seem to have worked out, since she isn't mentioning Patreon anymore, as far as I know.

I really wish she'd gotten Becky to film her getting the WuFlu test. I bet she was a giant fussy baby about it.
 
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