Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
How the fuck do some of you think she'd be average if she lost weight?

She's one ugly bitch. That ring is very fitting for our galaxy-sized kahween
I think she'd be average in the sense that you'd walk by her on the street and think nothing vs now where you'd stop dead in your tracks and gasp as your brain struggles to comprehend that a human has these proportions.
 
What’s goin on with her cleavage? It’s all way to separated & deflated looking. Wtf?!? How do very small boosums also seem all stretched out an weird?... actually, ya know what? I think I’m seeing some kind of Amber trickery. It looks like she curled a piece of hair to create a “bust” illusion. I fell for it too.
Her tits are only second worst to Chantal's floppy "egg nailed to a door" tits. Her thirst posts have almost disappeared. Good to see her showing off her cleave to her throat again.
 
did anyone see this on her snap chat?
I tweaked it a smidge.

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Is her ring on her right hand? I’m not interested up to speed on whatever picture app this is but to me her ring is on her right. And that’s just wrong.

Someone please correct me that engagement rings can be worn wherever the fuck and not on the third (?) finger of your left hand because until you do this level of stupid is painful to me.
 
Is her ring on her right hand? I’m not interested up to speed on whatever picture app this is but to me her ring is on her right. And that’s just wrong.

Someone please correct me that engagement rings can be worn wherever the fuck and not on the third (?) finger of your left hand because until you do this level of stupid is painful to me.
It’s on her left hand. For some unknown reason she always flips her images. If you notice in videos, the stupid nose ring is on the left, but in these images it is on the right (that can help you tell the difference, hope that helps).

Edit: By the way if anyone can explain why she does this, let us know. I’m betting on too stupid to learn camera. She can’t possibly think this is a better angle.
 
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It’s on her left hand. For some unknown reason she always flips her images. If you notice in videos, the stupid nose ring is on the left, but in these images it is on the right (that can help you tell the difference, hope that helps).
Thank you! I can’t get my brain to process what I’m seeing but I believe you! ❤️
 
It’s on her left hand. For some unknown reason she always flips her images. If you notice in videos, the stupid nose ring is on the left, but in these images it is on the right (that can help you tell the difference, hope that helps).

Edit: By the way if anyone can explain why she does this, let us know. I’m betting on too stupid to learn camera. She can’t possibly think this is a better angle.
I think snapchat has the option to choose whether you want your pictures flipped or not (at least that's what I remember from when I used snapchat for a bit). Also, it's not surprising she'd like a mirrored image of herself, most people do cause that's the way we see ourselves most of the time - in mirrors duh.
 
It’s on her left hand. For some unknown reason she always flips her images. If you notice in videos, the stupid nose ring is on the left, but in these images it is on the right (that can help you tell the difference, hope that helps).

Edit: By the way if anyone can explain why she does this, let us know. I’m betting on too stupid to learn camera. She can’t possibly think this is a better angle.
Snapchat flips it as a default setting. There's no way she would go in and change that because our girl doesn't understand how mirrors work. She doesn't look at that pic and think her ring is on the wrong hand.
 
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