Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[RandomLurker]

Hear me out- tin foil hat time.

Amberlynn created her patreon expecting more people but quickly realized it wasn't going as expected (as others have said) BUT she made that instagram post to prove that the haterz would just leak her patreon "exclusive" content anyway so there's her out and she gets sympathy for not being able to diversify her content.

 

[Xenomorph]

I want to see how Becky bathes you like a handicapped elephant while you lean over and she power washes those cheeks and your layyyrg tits

 

[Owlflaps]

Hear me out- tin foil hat time.

Amberlynn created her patreon expecting more people but quickly realized it wasn't going as expected (as others have said) BUT she made that instagram post to prove that the haterz would just leak her patreon "exclusive" content anyway so there's her out and she gets sympathy for not being able to diversify her content.

I think the reality is that she tried to find an easy way to make cash, and that she failed to understand the tier system for Patreon. You're supposed to deliver content to your subscribers. She could have charged a dollar a month for haters to see her shitty poetry and probably made more bank that way. She has terrible optics for content. No sensible person is going to part with 20 dollars a month for her word vomit. Having her answer your messages is not content. Paying an extra 57 dollars to get a shoutout in her videos is not content.

She's an obese narc with no marketable skills and the only thing she can show in her life is to consume. She's also terminally lazy and wouldn't deliver on her monthly goals.
I definitely think she'll use the "HATERS LEAKED MY PATREON CONTENT" excuse, but I doubt she thinks that far ahead.

 

[SmartyJones]

She has terrible optics for content. No sensible person is going to part with 20 dollars a month for her word vomit.

No kidding, eh? I listen to a bunch of podcasts that start at a $1 for early release listen, stickers, etc. Podcasts that actually put in time, and research for their content. As if AL has the inclination for consistency, or quality.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

No kidding, eh? I listen to a bunch of podcasts that start at a $1 for early release listen, stickers, etc. Podcasts that actually put in time, and research for their content. As if AL has the inclination for consistency, or quality.

Agree. Most of the successful YouTube channels that use Patreons start at a small amount, certainly less than $5 per month. I never saw someone start at $20. Perhaps a celebrity could, but not Amber.

Amber has been on YouTube for years now. She could have built her brand, improve her videos, do some merchandising, be more relatable. Instead, she took the easiest way by insulting the intelligence of her subscribers, providing poor quality videos, acting like there is nothing wrong with her weight. Teens are not watching her, adults are. Hauls of makeup are not interesting, and hauls of clothing might but when was the last time she showed any clothes on her. She could have filmed the move to Lexington, and a host of other subjects, but no.

It is evident that her income is lower now. Her attempt at a Patreon has blown specularly in her face. I do not expect anything different from her Onlyfan site. I am not sure what she can do now.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's created her own quagmire out of bone laziness & severely over-estimated the number of 'fans' who would pay for a Patreon. She may have thought a few thousand would sign up without too many questions & I'll bet you any money, her long period of absence was busy filming dozens of journal prompts, canned Q&As & other things she erroneously thinks people would pay for, that she could spend the next few months uploading between feeding sessions.

I can only imagine the shit she'd get from paying customers if she stuck to her usual piss poor idea of what quality content should be. $20/month? For that amount of money, somebody had better be prepared to offer up some pretty exclusive or exotic content & in a unique & imaginative way.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm curious as to whether Amber deleted her Patreon or if Patreon stepped in and said LOL nope! and shut it down. Either way, since it was active for less than a day refunds were probably automatically issued. I don't think she wants to contact ZM and Callie so much as she wants to see what they are saying about her Patreon content and possibly file a DMCA if they post anything from there.

Patreon typically doesn't step in on creators unless it's pretty damn egregious or violates their terms on what types of accounts can be created. This short-lived lazy attempt was just stupid and she realized she would have to make the effort to do something, and she ain't about that.

Hear me out- tin foil hat time.

Amberlynn created her patreon expecting more people but quickly realized it wasn't going as expected (as others have said) BUT she made that instagram post to prove that the haterz would just leak her patreon "exclusive" content anyway so there's her out and she gets sympathy for not being able to diversify her content.

Nah. She's just fat and lazy.

 

[FatFlamingo]

Amber should perhaps sign up for Newproject2 if she wants to bring in more income

 

[Xenomorph]

You mean you didn't like the story of her having such a sexual lesbian experience in the shitter of a jetliner?
That story was priceless!

We know it's total fiction because she's such a fat fuck she couldn't fit in an airliner shitter by herself, let alone with another fat lesbian.

bitch had to buy two seats on the plane lol she aint wedging herself in the shitter

 

[suchadaintygorl]

Did some digging on her foster parent "situation" and this is what I found, based off of her my-diary entry.

Their names are Lynn and John Feeney, and they're from Chico, California, which checks out with Amber's background story.

John Feeney is now a police chief for cal state university as seen here-

https://www.policefoundation.org/team_detail/chief-john-feeney/

and it details that he and his wife were foster parents for 5 years. That means Amber could have been in foster care for no longer than that time, given that she was in and out of group homes as well.

I'm hoping this helps us put together a better timeline for amber's childhood.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Did some digging on her foster parent "situation" and this is what I found, based off of her my-diary entry.

Their names are Lynn and John Feeney, and they're from Chico, California, which checks out with Amber's background story.

John Feeney is now a police chief for cal state university as seen here, and it details that he and his wife were foster parents for 5 years. That means Amber could have been in foster care for no longer than that time, given that she was in and out of group homes as well.

I'm hoping this helps us put together a better timeline for amber's childhood.

Yo, double check that link, seems broken.

 

[suchadaintygorl]

Yo, double check that link, seems broken.

Reformatted since the hyperlink didn't accept the url.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That means Amber could have been in foster care for no longer than that time,

That's not what that means. It only means Amber was in their care at some point during their five year tenure as foster parents. Foster children usually experience several foster homes. She was taken from her parents on two separate occasions.

 

[suchadaintygorl]

That's not what that means. It only means Amber was in their care at some point during their five year tenure as foster parents. Foster children usually experience several foster homes. She was taken from her parents on two separate occasions.

They could have placed her back into the same foster home after the failed trial period.

 

[FormerTexan]

*

my cheat year...

*Life. Ftfy.
Gotta be real, this hambeast saddens me a bit. I know an irl lady that reminds me very much of Al.. i have given up hope of this friend ever getting out of her own way, and taking responsibility of her life, after seeing so many echoes in Al's videos.. Some people WILL NOT change, and it all comes down to laziness and comfort, both of body and mind. Sorry I'm rambling, I'm just sad by the realization that some folks refuse to be anything but lost causes.

 

[Thumb Butler]

So wait...from what I’ve read she accepted a bunch of patrons money to unlock her awful poetry and then she proceeded to delete the account, taking the money and run?

Scammerlyn might be my favorite personality.

Mamalynn must be proud.

 

[Billie Ross]

Hard to know what's worse, her trying to sing or how deformed is her head by the "slim your moon head" filter.

 

[Voivode]

Hard to know what's worse, her trying to sing or how deformed is her head by the "slim your moon head" filter.

My ears started bleeding when she started holy shit.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

What Amber thinks is ugly:

What I think is ugly:

 

[Clintonberg]

What Amber thinks is ugly:​

Amber being the skinny legend that she is, emerging from her flesh cocoon and becoming a beautifully dainty butterfly.