Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

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Hard to know what's worse, her trying to sing or how deformed is her head by the "slim your moon head" filter.
Her and Chantal both suck in the exact same way
Seriously what is with basic fat chicks and weak ass mezzo voices? Like i get you cant breathe under all that Taco Bell Mukbang weight but jesus h. christ does it sound pathetic
 
Her and Chantal both suck in the exact same way
Seriously what is with basic fat chicks and weak ass mezzo voices? Like i get you cant breathe under all that Taco Bell Mukbang weight but jesus h. christ does it sound pathetic
Have you ever been able to hear that someone was fat over the phone without seeing what they look like? Amber and Chinny have those voices. It’s like their vocal cords are all gobbled under the fat and as you said the weight makes it hard to breathe, so yeah imagine being such a lard that it changed your voice. And fat activists act like being overweight doesn’t change who you are.
 
Take a good look, everyone. This is what it looks like to be a 30 year old gorl, living your best life, energized by your recent engagement to the love of your life:
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Hard to know what's worse, her trying to sing or how deformed is her head by the "slim your moon head" filter.
This really is the type of tiktok that a 13 year old makes. She really is just sort of stuck in her adolescent years, unable to process anything and move on to adulthood. She just eats and consumes, which is what children do if left to their own devices, it is insane that she is 30.
 
this has happened before, it is not Amber doing it
I don't know if anyone has posted this here yet (probably not, it was a few hours ago). My fiancee follows someone on Instagram whose baby (named Crew for some reason) just died of SIDS. The mother takes comments on her posts and makes Instagram posts responding to them. Here's one from an account called "raritycat_".

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I don't know if this is someone pretending to be her, or if it's just another of ALR's spelling variant socks, but Occam's Razor and Hambeast's past soulless, shameless abject scumbaggery tells me it's probably the latter.

Gross.
 
I don't know if anyone has posted this here yet (probably not, it was a few hours ago). My fiancee follows someone on Instagram whose baby (named Crew for some reason) just died of SIDS. The mother takes comments on her posts and makes Instagram posts responding to them. Here's one from an account called "raritycat_".

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I don't know if this is someone pretending to be her, or if it's just another of ALR's spelling variant socks, but Occam's Razor and Hambeast's past soulless, shameless abject scumbaggery tells me it's probably the latter.

Gross.
Literally every few months this happens. Search it in this thread. These things just allow her to claim she's the victim and not take responsibility for her miserable life. Whoever is doing this needs to eat a dick.
 
I don't know if anyone has posted this here yet (probably not, it was a few hours ago). My fiancee follows someone on Instagram whose baby (named Crew for some reason) just died of SIDS. The mother takes comments on her posts and makes Instagram posts responding to them. Here's one from an account called "raritycat_".

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I don't know if this is someone pretending to be her, or if it's just another of ALR's spelling variant socks, but Occam's Razor and Hambeast's past soulless, shameless abject scumbaggery tells me it's probably the latter.

Gross.

Rando troll. Big Al may be many things, but that right there? Ain't her.
 
So Amberlynn Reid is engaged now.


I bet she'll either:

1) Be engaged forever bc of how long she puts shit off

2) Becky will break it off and Amber will do another mukbang blaming everyone and everything instead of holding herself accountable

3) She's gonna say she wants to lose weight for the wedding and probably gain 50 pounds in a week

4) She's going to start blaming her already inconsistent upload schedule and binges on wedding planning, and then call off the wedding because of the hATeRs.

5) Not actually get married, but say it wasn't filmed because reasons ig, despite filming every shit she takes on a normal day.

6) Get divorced after the honeymoon.

7) She straight up DIES before the wedding.

If you can already tell I'm having a fucking field day with this, because either way, Amber hasn't got the mental capabilities or the maturity to make a marriage work, and clearly uses Becky to make her ex jealous, which is so toxic for Becky, and puts strain on both Destiny and Dana.
Not to mention her complete inability to grow up and take responsibility for the shitshow SHE created . I honestly hate Amber, I really do.

You beat me to it, I was just about to nominate this fatty for cow status. She is a totally disingenuous slob and compulsive liar on a path of self destruction and her laziness and gluttony has rubbed off on her butch girlfriend who also seems to have exploded in weight. There's like 850 pounds of lesbian blubber between the two.

The funniest thing about her is that she is so bad at lying. In the video where she catalogs what she eats in a day she just had to pretend to leave some food on each plate, as if she is such a dainty eater and not the ravenous beast that she really is. If you are so full you cannot finish a meal you do not go on to order 3 more courses! Oh yeah, she is quite sure she doesn't have any weight related health issues even tho she hasn't been to a doctor in years and has a sore on her arm that looks suspiciously like a diabetic ulcer. When healthy people scratch a mosquito bite they don't generally end up with a gaping hole in their arm that wont heal up.

At this point in time she is like a high-functioning Slaton, but if she continues the way she is heading I think Amy will outlive her! Amy has at least stabilized whereas Amberlynn is gaining 100 pounds a year and has an enabler.


Ooohhh boy! Remember when she went to a "doctor" and walked away from the appointment with 4 MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSISES IN ONE HOUR?? That was so obviously a lie, and just her finding a new excuses, it was the audacity that really got me.

Amy slaton lost 100 lbs, and is still losing despite being heavily pregnant, amberlynn developed CANCER and did nothing. She might even still have it because she was too fat for the doctors to scan her.

She's doomed.
 
So Amberlynn Reid is engaged now.


I bet she'll either:

1) Be engaged forever bc of how long she puts shit off

2) Becky will break it off and Amber will do another mukbang blaming everyone and everything instead of holding herself accountable

3) She's gonna say she wants to lose weight for the wedding and probably gain 50 pounds in a week

4) She's going to start blaming her already inconsistent upload schedule and binges on wedding planning, and then call off the wedding because of the hATeRs.

5) Not actually get married, but say it wasn't filmed because reasons ig, despite filming every shit she takes on a normal day.

6) Get divorced after the honeymoon.

7) She straight up DIES before the wedding.

If you can already tell I'm having a fucking field day with this, because either way, Amber hasn't got the mental capabilities or the maturity to make a marriage work, and clearly uses Becky to make her ex jealous, which is so toxic for Becky, and puts strain on both Destiny and Dana.
Not to mention her complete inability to grow up and take responsibility for the shitshow SHE created . I honestly hate Amber, I really do.
I'm putting my money on #3. Tentwtive marriage date is July 7. IMO that is why she keeps putting 77 out there as a good number or her favorite number. I don't have a guess on the year.
 
Looks like Amber bit the bullet and made a Patreon, any Farmers willing to pay 20-80 dollars for shitty poetry and a conversation with the lady herself? :lunacy:
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I would pay the $20 up and until she showed her layyyyygs. But then again, if she did that it would eventually get leaked, so there's really no point.
 
Mamalynn must be proud.

I believe it was more than four illnesses. She was on a fucking roll in that video. Attention seeking ten






I believe it was more than four illnesses. She was on a fucking roll in that video. Attention seeking ten fold.

''I totes knew I was bipolar, I totes knew I had OCD, I totes knew I had CPTSD, I totes knew I was severely mentally ill and not just a fat tramp''.
Not saying she isn't lying but at state or federal funded departments of mental healths they do about an hour of an intake and match you up with something in the DSM 5 so they then have a code for a treatable co dition to bill the state with. Diagnosis changes may happen as therapy continues but they need to lump u into some sort of billable pigeon hole. Re : the engagement it will either disappear or bs a lied about justice of the peace wedding and a tiny tiny chance of a real court wedding but most likely put off forever til it can be "perfect"
 
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