Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

What the fuck is she on about?

 

[CarbieDoll]

Jesus she is dumb. Does she think we also are??

You can't diagnose ASMR. Scientists don't even understand why some people have it or how it happens...

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Guys, old post is old.

First I was going to explode about the avatar, but then I noticed the date it was posted on and went 'oh yeah.'

Yes, she is retarded. Still. Always. Forever. This post proves that she hasn't changed in the last 8 years.

 

[Fleasburger]

I notice she writes replies like she's doing a blog and is about to post a recipe. Or she's describing herself as if she wrote a book and someone is going to change it to third person.

To quote Eric: "No one cares!"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Christ.

''I ackshually, LIDURALLY talked to Youtube''.
Yes, I'm sure Youtube lackeys are jumping at the chance to reassure their land whale Queen that her royal highness has not been shadowbanned as that is merely a myth perpetuated by the peasant audience.

Not the first time she's claimed to talk to an ackshual, human person at YT, won't be the last, and she'll be just as full of shit every time.

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JFC.

Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.

She revels in attention, full stop. Good, bad, indifferent, doesn't matter. People with real social anxiety would be mortified to do the things she does.

And no, there won't be a first dance. What's she going to do, swap the scooty for a wheelchair so her dance partner can drag her around by the hands? I'm not even sure that would work because she's so fucking fat. We know she's incapable of standing for more than a minute and a half. So unless the song lasted about 30 seconds, this ain't happening.

I follow a kid on TikTok who has been feeding a seagull through his bedroom window for over a month to gain its trust. The seagull is immensely less food aggressive than Amber. It stands and waits patiently for morsels and comes back roughly at the same times every day on a schedule rather than constantly harassing the kid. If Amber’s food aggression was a seagull, it would have already flown into the window enough to die from a brain injury.

Sometimes the writing on this here web site is just sublime.

 

[Cataloons]

Back in the day there was a term for this. Husband stitch? Something like that?

Trufax. Even today, in some countries where virginity is a big thing there is something of a black market for ladies to have an 'alteration' before the wedding night to avoid shame and scandal.

 

[Teresa77]

I was watching a Pulpy Syntax video in which he watched one of the ALR lives (the most recent one?) and Becky said she loved Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulpy wondered
what their stands would be. Does anyone have creative ideas?

 

[Susucatdog]

longer videos gets suggested more by the yt algoritm, its less work for her and people can literally throw money at her.
2. She's

I just want to say a couple of things in regards to ALR livestreaming
1. The title of her latest has 001 on it .She's going to do more livestreams because lives or in general longer videos gets suggested more by the yt algoritm, its less work for her and people can literally throw money at her.
2. She's never going to turn on slow mode. With a very active chat she can nitpick questions and avoid those that she doesn't want to respond to. People will buy more superchats to get noticed.
3. She's going to put Necky at display more often so that the Thumb can earn her allowance without Amber doing any of the work, probably also to advertize Necky's """"""""""ART"""""""""
4. She's aspiring to become the Great Chantal Olive Sarault POPOOS IN THE KITCHEN EVERYBODY

I can’t with anyone’s live stream they are so boring. I don’t have patience to watch hours of that trash. What kind of loser pays these heifers superchats to get their question answered? It is truly pathetic.

Please, please tell me where I can find her book reviews.

Her book reviews are what is on the back cover.

Please, please tell me where I can find her book reviews.

 

[knobslobbin]

Amber who? Sorry I'm glued to the Chantal crash and burn show.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Amber who? Sorry I'm glued to the Chantal crash and burn show.

Honey, grab a chair and sit down.

 

[Fleasburger]

I was watching a Pulpy Syntax video in which he watched one of the ALR lives (the most recent one?) and Becky said she loved Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulpy wondered
what their stands would be. Does anyone have creative ideas?

Hamber's would probably be some fat form covered in rotting pig skin and no ability to close its mouth. Reeks like death and inahles anything on or off command.

Necky's is a lifeless doll dressed as a butler and serves no purpose except to wipe Hamber's or Hamber's stand's ass.

 

[DoorPost101]

Queen of tiktok is back
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Jesus, no wonder she has Pillow mountain. I'm suffocating just looking at that picture.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

I don't even think a Layyyyg Reveal would be enough to one up Chinny at this point. God bless her.

 

[DrFucknFurter]

I don't even think a Layyyyg Reveal would be enough to one up Chinny at this point. God bless her.

True, not even a season 2 of cancer would be enough, cause we been knew it'll be back any day now at this pace

 

[Cosmologic]

is amber still thinking about having kids? is that something she ever really cared about, or was it something she only “wanted” because she knew destiny wanted kids? i recall when she made her “100 reasons to lose weight” video having kids was one of the last things she talked about.

 

[Jen'sCheeseBill]

is amber still thinking about having kids? is that something she ever really cared about, or was it something she only “wanted” because she knew destiny wanted kids? i recall when she made her “100 reasons to lose weight” video having kids was one of the last things she talked about.

In the last live, while Becky was running the show, someone asked if they would adopt and Becky was really enthusiastic about it

 

[and I must scream]

Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.
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I swear, some people think that if they suffer from the slightest discomfort in public it means they have a social anxiety. Social anxiety is a serious disorder that makes you dysfunctional in certain areas in life or even all of them, and basically can significantly damage your life. It's not "I'm not comfortable dancing because people look at me funny 'cause I'm morbidly obese". If she even tell the truth and feel any discomfort that isn't purely physical...

 

[Witch Bitch]

Oh my God you guys amber hasnt posted a single stupid fucking QnA thing in 24hrs. Maybe twinkie is eating her face.

 

[Cosmologic]

In the last live, while Becky was running the show, someone asked if they would adopt and Becky was really enthusiastic about it

haha good fucking luck to them, most adoption agencies would never allow a child to be adopted by a couple if one of them is practically bed bound even if the other is capable and willing.

in the rare chance they do adopt a kid, i feel like they’d opt to have a child between 6 and 12 — old enough to be browbeaten into doing “chores” (read: hard physical labor).

 

[Haggard Cunt]

I would give anything for a break up or another get drunk with me video. Just something.