Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Found it: it was close to the pink doorstopper saga. Apparently, Big Al saw it in a video (of course, what the fuck else does she do all day?) about someone who was in a "Debbie Downer mood" and this stance helped her get to a happy place or some bullshit. (Cued)

Is hard to be sure because they're so deformed, but I'm almost sure they're doing the Wonder woman pose.
I'm sure it worked.
 
Apparently it's because depop doesn't allow sellers to list mystery items, so she's messaging people to cancel their orders because she's unable to figure out how to cancel them herself lol

According to this screenshot that's floating around at least:
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She's "still learning"? But she's an accomplished researcher - she can do hours and hours and hours of research without batting an eye! How is this possible?
 
As much as dumb people deserve to get what they pay for
So far, 36 dumb people are getting what they deserve.

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Well, well, well. The cheap-ass earrings sale and over priced memberships seem to indicate a bit of a cash flow problem at chez heffalump. I'd just like to say...

HAHAHAHAHA

Miss pay cash for on demand WLS; Miss "I've saved a ton of money"; Miss flexing all her hundreds in her wallet.
Fatass literally ate through all her youtubey cash.
Welp, off to the trailer park with you sweaty, on the back of a flat bed truck.
 
Get a job, Becky. And not coloring for retards, either

imagine talking all night and day about how gross she is and whatnot and yet you are buying shit she touched and had in her HOLES. Each and every one of these slack jawed fat whores should be outed for wanting to sniff ambers cunt cheese fingers.
 
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Well, well, well. The cheap-ass earrings sale and over priced memberships seem to indicate a bit of a cash flow problem at chez heffalump. I'd just like to say...

HAHAHAHAHA
Using NoxInfluenceer, with a CPM of 3, she is making about $1,800 gross a month after YouTube takes its cut. She is clearly using some of her savings to pay for her expenses. I bet she does not want to use too much of it so not to be able to pay for bariatric surgery. So she is selling the family jewelry and putting a paywall on her videos. This is getting interesting.
 
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Well, well, well. The cheap-ass earrings sale and over priced memberships seem to indicate a bit of a cash flow problem at chez heffalump.
I'd just like to say...

HAHAHAHAHA

Miss pay cash for on demand WLS; Miss "I've saved a ton of money"; Miss flexing all her hundreds in her wallet.
Fatass literally ate through all her youtubey cash.
Welp, off to the trailer park with you sweaty, on the back of a flat bed truck.

Agreed. It isn't like she has any illiquid assets that prevent her from having her hands on real dollars, either. She's a cash gorl, and that 30K she once bragged she was ready to throw down for WLS has been on fucking fire since the move with all the shit she's been buying and the takeout for the two of them three times a day. Shoulda stayed in the country, Big Al. It's where all the finest trailer trash folks live and where you can't just send the butler off at a moment's notice for overpriced chicken and a bucket of rice.

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I can't believe we're not interested to the point of not covering her newest attempt at ww?
It is on tiktok (sorry can't archive).
Yesterday was a weigh-in day 1, today a day of eating a lot of "points".
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food

OK, who is she copying "Hello, lovelies" from? Also, the food tiktok: feeder content, clearly. Just once, I'd like to see her eat three regular, balanced meals in a day instead of the shitfest she throws together.

So far, 36 dumb people are getting what they deserve.

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Given what we know about Big Al and her mad money skillz, it wouldn't surprise me if she lost money on every sale via lack of knowing what each shitty pair cost her, and not calculating enough for shipping.
 
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It's always a fun time wondering what Amber will hastily sell off in desperation next. Pawning Twinkie Storr?
She won't pawn Twinkie. She will instead forego regular vet visits, nail trims, decent dog food, grooming, and of course emergency vet visits in lieu of buying everyone Chili's.

Oh wait......

Given what we know about Big Al and her mad money skillz, it wouldn't surprise me if she lost money on every sale via lack of knowing what each shitty pair cost her, and not calculating enough for shipping.
It's almost as if she went to Amyz Businezz Skool for Smart YouTubers.

I don't think she's doing this for money, she's just bored and wants to buy admiration. Most people said no, but thousands said they wanted this! How can she disappoint thousands of people? Look at how much they love her and want her crusty throwaways!
 
Agreed. It isn't like she has any illiquid assets that prevent her from having her hands on real dollars, either. She's a cash gorl, and that 30K she once bragged she was ready to throw down for WLS has been on fucking fire since the move with all the shit she's been buying and the takeout for the two of them three times a day. Shoulda stayed in the country, Big Al. It's where all the finest trailer trash folks live and where you can't just send the butler off at a moment's notice for overpriced chicken and a bucket of rice.


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OK, who is she copying "Hello, lovelies" from? Also, the food tiktok: feeder content, clearly. Just once, I'd like to see her eat three regular, balanced meals in a day instead of the shitfest she throws together.
Maybe she consumed some ASMR.
There's an ASMR channel (UK), which "Hello loveliesss" makes me close that shit right away.
Try it, if you want to be creeped out like me

Might be a reach, but ASMR Jonie also does it and some other UK ASMR-channels.
Her usual suspects don't, as far as I'm aware?
 
You know that old bitty homo Zach already ponied up the dough. Damn fairy is such an old crone.
I know that in the other thread you were referring to the channel membership but yeah, he tried this one too. (It’s actually quite an entertaining synopsis of earring-gate so worth a peek).

 
Agreed. It isn't like she has any illiquid assets that prevent her from having her hands on real dollars, either. She's a cash gorl, and that 30K she once bragged she was ready to throw down for WLS has been on fucking fire since the move with all the shit she's been buying and the takeout for the two of them three times a day. Shoulda stayed in the country, Big Al. It's where all the finest trailer trash folks live and where you can't just send the butler off at a moment's notice for overpriced chicken and a bucket of rice.


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OK, who is she copying "Hello, lovelies" from? Also, the food tiktok: feeder content, clearly. Just once, I'd like to see her eat three regular, balanced meals in a day instead of the shitfest she throws together.
She's said before that she is a big fan of B.love(B.loveslife? Something like that), who calls her supporters B.lovelies. She starts every video with that. She's a pretty big YTer.
 
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Maybe she consumed some ASMR.
There's an ASMR channel (UK), which "Hello loveliesss" makes me close that shit right away.
Try it, if you want to be creeped out like me

Might be a reach, but ASMR Jonie also does it and some other UK ASMR-channels.
Her usual suspects don't, as far as I'm aware?

You know, she WAS diagnosed with ASMR, so maybe that's a side effect of whatever meds she takes to control it. LOL

And no, Zack, it is not a scam. She's just a fucking moron.
 
imagine talking all night and day about how gross she is and whatnot and yet you are buying shit she touched and had in her HOLES. Each and every one of these slack jawed fat whores should be outed for wanting to sniff ambers cunt cheese fingers.
People were out there trying to buy Chris Chans stuff (his original shirt, and sonichu medallion) from Chris himself. So it doesn’t surprise me that her “hayyders” want to get a hold of her shit.
 
People were out there trying to buy Chris Chans stuff (his original shirt, and sonichu medallion) from Chris himself. So it doesn’t surprise me that her “hayyders” want to get a hold of her shit.
And king cobra jfs's coomed on old ass smoked out rug in his apartment. I know but you just know they all bought them to brag about it on that FB tard containment page.
 
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