Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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When I see someone say they pity Amber I assume they must be new to her content.

#Amberlynn will play the "anxious widdle puppy uwu" card for her audience so they will be on her side.

It is an act.

She is a liar.

She is the way she is, because she wants to be. Every step is calculated. If anyone feels pity, it is because she carefully built a narrative that caused that feeling. You are being played.
How could anyone pity her. She is a self-centered cunt that only cares about her own happiness. Just like drug addicts, these whales are selfish and it's always about them. She knows what she is doing. It's a shame people pay her. She deserves nothing.
 
I can't believe we're not interested to the point of not covering her newest attempt at ww?
It is on tiktok (sorry can't archive).
Yesterday was a weigh-in day 1, today a day of eating a lot of "points".
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May 14, 2021 Day 1 ✨ #ww #weighin #weightwatchers #fyp #losingweight #caloriedeficit #fypシ #weightloss

May 15, 2021 Day 2; I ate 59 out of 93pts today! #weightwatchers #ww #losingweight #whatiatetoday #food #weightloss #fyp #foryoupage

May 16, 2021 Day 3✨ #groceryhaul #weightwatchers #weightloss #losingweight #fyp #foryou #organization
 
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What in the ever livin... okay, I’ll just break down her day 2 food.

Chobani Greek yogurt
Salami slices, 7 carrots, 2 celery sticks
KFC bowl with side mac & cheese
Skinny Cow vanilla gone wild x2
Buffalo cauliflower, 2 bagels w/cheese

I count this as approximately 2,140 calories, and I didn’t include whatever cheese was on the bagels, and you know she ate more than this. This was probably lunch. I do not even want to look at the carb count. Good going WW, I guess.
 
What in the ever livin... okay, I’ll just break down her day 2 food.

Chobani Greek yogurt
Salami slices, 7 carrots, 2 celery sticks
KFC bowl with side mac & cheese
Skinny Cow vanilla gone wild x2
Buffalo cauliflower, 2 bagels w/cheese

I count this as approximately 2,140 calories, and I didn’t include whatever cheese was on the bagels, and you know she ate more than this. This was probably lunch. I do not even want to look at the carb count. Good going WW, I guess.
But the thing is, that’s not bad for someone her size at all. If she could stay around that number every day, she would lose weight and quickly at that. At least for awhile. She could probably get into the 300s even after the weight loss plateaus. It would be awhile before she would need to restrict more.

Should she be making healthier choices with those calories? Yes, she could make them go a lot further with more nutrients. Should she add exorcise in order to get the most out of her diets? Probably, but she won’t. Even with those variables, it doesn’t matter right now. Your list is a very generous amount of food that could still allow her to lose weight for awhile, and she wouldn’t feel deprived.

The craziest part of the whole thing is that she absolutely can’t stick to that massive amount of food every day. She has to be eating triple, maybe quadruple that to be where she is right now. I think that’s one of the many reasons why she doesn’t film more often, she has to be almost always eating to get that many calories into her body. I’d imagine she eats at least once an hour, even if it’s just a snack.

Im sure it’s embarrassing for her, that’s why she’s so smug and condescending. She’s projecting because she knows she’s a disgusting slob . She knows she’s weak for not being able to go any reasonable amount of time without stuffing her gut. She knows she looks ridiculous hunched over her binge like a troll. She’s painfully aware of her situation and she hates it more than anyone else ever could. It enrages her that most of the people who “booly” her have a valid point. It’s so obvious in her sarcasm, lying, flexing, hoarding and trolling. I’ve never seen anyone try harder to appear happy and functional because nobody else needs to.

Even the other death fats seem to be genuinely more content with their situation. Amy R and Tammy S both seem pretty miserable, but they have outright expressed it to the public so they don’t seem as bad to me. Amber has this weird Stepford Wives, Leave it to Beaver thing going on where she has to hide the truth at all costs. Everything she does is a calculated distraction from whatever is really happening. Even if she seems to be doing bad on the outside, it’s always worse in reality and her goal is to make sure nobody ever finds out.
 
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The second one, she not only shows her food but blatantly displays massive narc eye fucking eye while smugly eating? What is she playing at? Who is that for? The way she eats is weird - the food approaches her face, then she hesitates & looks at the camera with a bizarre expression which she attempts her interpretation of daintily eating. Then the cuntiness wins out & in goes the food fatly.

She could as mentioned, easily improve her choices & all that shit but just staying below 2,500 calories a day eating whatever turns her crank would see her losing 2 pounds a week. I won't repeat the downward calorie progression & increase in movement over time - we've all said it a million times.

She's doing nothing more than frantically trying any way to get engagement but like the spineless wonder she is, can't commit to anything.
 
But the thing is, that’s not bad for someone her size at all. If she could stay around that number every day, she would lose weight and quickly at that. At least for awhile. She could probably get into the 300s even after the weight loss plateaus. It would be awhile before she would need to restrict more.

Too ad she generally triples that because she wants what she wants, when she wants it, and she either makes the butler go get it, or uses a delivery app to get it.

Should she add exorcise in order to get the most out of her diets? Probably, but she won’t.

What she needs to exorcise is the nonexistent "binge monster" that lives inside her nonexistent BED and take responsibility for her never ending failures. But honesty and accountability are not her top qualities.

I’d imagine she eats at least once an hour, even if it’s just a snack.

Easy enough to do if you sit around on your shelf ass all day long watching videos/tv and have zero responsibilities for anything.
I'm sure it’s embarrassing for her, that’s why she’s so smug and condescending. She’s projecting because she knows she’s a disgusting slob . She knows she’s weak for not being able to go any reasonable amount of time without stuffing her gut. She knows she looks ridiculous hunched over her binge like a troll. She’s painfully aware of her situation and she hates it more than anyone else ever could. It enrages her that most of the people who “booly” her have a valid point. It’s so obvious in her sarcasm, lying, flexing, hoarding and trolling. I’ve never seen anyone try harder to appear happy and functional because nobody else needs to.

She's a narc. She isn't embarrassed, and her constant duck lips at herself in the viewfinder - sometimes in the middle of a damn sentence - says all her bullshit about wanting so desperately to lose weight because she thinks she's so hideous makes that fairly clear. I agree that any contrary opinion someone might have of her enrages her because, again, she's a narc.


The second one, she not only shows her food but blatantly displays massive narc eye fucking eye while smugly eating? What is she playing at? Who is that for? The way she eats is weird - the food approaches her face, then she hesitates & looks at the camera with a bizarre expression which she attempts her interpretation of daintily eating. Then the cuntiness wins out & in goes the food fatly.

Feeder content.

She's doing nothing more than frantically trying any way to get engagement but like the spineless wonder she is, can't commit to anything.

She better pick up the pace. While the internet never forgets, it also has zero issues with pushing someone/something to the side for the next interesting thing.
 
Exactly. She could have a million subscribers and it won't matter if she gets only 100k views (which takes several days for her to get now.)
Her latest - "I am so sad about this" - has only garnered 74,444 views as of the time I am typing this. that's just under 25K views for the three days it's been up. The previous one, "Cook and eat with me" where she murders that sausage by dousing it in seasoneeeeens, only has 67, 682, which is terrible for one of her vids where she's eating on camera. No wonder she's panicking.
 
her spending on frivolous junk
This will go first because if you don't have money, you can't spend it. Pets likely second. Food will be there no matter what. She'll have Becky hit up the local Food Banks and make some disgusting over-salted slop out of it.
 
All of this manufactured drama. I don't understand why people's orders weren't cancelled and their cards automatically refunded. She did zero research on this, probably for obvious reasons, more drama, more views. Why offer $5 shipping for each item, when a flat rate box is $7.99, and it can hold as many as anyone wanted - unless someone wanted 30 pairs or something insane. You can schedule pick up by your regular postman/woman up to 2am the same day, normally. They'll come and grab all the packages she has going out, for free. Doing bundles for a few bucks with flat rate shipping would've taken a minimal amount of time. She could have done orders each evening, got them ready, and set them out the next day whenever their regular mailman came or sent Becky to drop them off at the post office.

I wonder if she already counts those purchases as business expenses for her hauls, or if she'll do that now, since they're for her 'business'? I guess Becky can write off her art supplies, now, as well..On another note, she looks more sickly than usual in these new videos. She has zero to do during the day but dwell on her 'mentals', which isn't healthy or helping. She could've used all of that 'excitement' to do research and set things up to sell her jewelry. At this age, a person normally take these types of endeavors more seriously. She'll learn choreography to do TikTok videos, but not read basic rules and regs for the site she decided to sell on.
 
All of this manufactured drama. I don't understand why people's orders weren't cancelled and their cards automatically refunded.

Because our greedy little piggy would have still have to pay the Depop fee. Depop automatically charges a 10% fee for each sale (including shipping). If the buyer cancels, she wouldn't have to pay the fee.
 
All of this manufactured drama. I don't understand why people's orders weren't cancelled and their cards automatically refunded. She did zero research on this, probably for obvious reasons, more drama, more views. Why offer $5 shipping for each item, when a flat rate box is $7.99, and it can hold as many as anyone wanted - unless someone wanted 30 pairs or something insane. You can schedule pick up by your regular postman/woman up to 2am the same day, normally. They'll come and grab all the packages she has going out, for free. Doing bundles for a few bucks with flat rate shipping would've taken a minimal amount of time. She could have done orders each evening, got them ready, and set them out the next day whenever their regular mailman came or sent Becky to drop them off at the post office.

I wonder if she already counts those purchases as business expenses for her hauls, or if she'll do that now, since they're for her 'business'? I guess Becky can write off her art supplies, now, as well..On another note, she looks more sickly than usual in these new videos. She has zero to do during the day but dwell on her 'mentals', which isn't healthy or helping. She could've used all of that 'excitement' to do research and set things up to sell her jewelry. At this age, a person normally take these types of endeavors more seriously. She'll learn choreography to do TikTok videos, but not read basic rules and regs for the site she decided to sell on.
Geez, all that sounds suspiciously like the one thing she is absolutely allergic to: work.
 
Because our greedy little piggy would have still have to pay the Depop fee. Depop automatically charges a 10% fee for each sale (including shipping). If the buyer cancels, she wouldn't have to pay the fee.
On Sinatra's reaction the other day he had the terms up on screen and it clearly stated that if a seller refunds, the buyer gets their money back and the seller's fees are also refunded
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