Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Actually, it is not biology, but whatever.

It is amazing that a woman who did not know that countries have flags and that Abraham Lincoln was a president, and believes that the moon landing was fake is now an expert on gender theories in animals! Where is that come from? Amber never had an original thought in her life and had subpar education. I think this came most likely from Becky and of course Amber had no clue what she was talking about but authoritatively spewed this information without understanding it.

In case you forgot, she loudly and proudly proclaimed she was a college dropout. She also stated that she didn't have good grades in highschool. Amber has been a fat fuck since youth, and it's proven science that childhood obesity harmfully impacts a young, developing brain.

TL;DR being a fat from a young age also means she's big dumb

 

[Valhalla]

In her older videos she admitted to being in special education classes, which I don't think would be a shock to anyone. Especially after these trivia streams.

I talked about this in her four hour long stream thread so apologies, but in that stream she talks about moving to 20 (who knows if that’s over exaggerated) elementary schools or something like that. That’s an insane amount of schools to go to, and there is no way she retained any information though that. Moving as a kid once is quite traumatic to get adjusted to. I can’t imagine moving around that much and learning much of anything. Then in high school was in sped because of it. I’m sure she really has no basic education tbh, and the college she went to I think someone mentioned was a for profit college called Brown Mackie in Arizona? They are closed now, but I think you got automatically admitted if you applied. I think Amber really has far less of a formal education than realized. Not surprising, but just paints the picture better.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

All right yall our weight loss queen is back at Q&As and apparently there is an imposter amoung her beloved ass patters.

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It's weird that she is trying to get that account shut down but hasn't cared about another account that talks about her. Seems like maybe she is worried they will spill something?

 

[Pippeyy]

I talked about this in her four hour long stream thread so apologies, but in that stream she talks about moving to 20 (who knows if that’s over exaggerated) elementary schools or something like that. That’s an insane amount of schools to go to, and there is no way she retained any information though that. Moving as a kid once is quite traumatic to get adjusted to. I can’t imagine moving around that much and learning much of anything. Then in high school was in sped because of it. I’m sure she really has no basic education tbh, and the college she went to I think someone mentioned was a for profit college called Brown Mackie in Arizona? They are closed now, but I think you got automatically admitted if you applied. I think Amber really has far less of a formal education than realized. Not surprising, but just paints the picture better.

Here's a link in a compilation video where she says it, if anyone wants to hear her words. I'm on mobile so I can't embed it correctly. It starts around the 6 minute mark.

Amberlynn Reid's RARE/UNSEEN MOMENTS #4

This video was made compiling many different videos and moments therefore changing the story line completely. Fair use is a doctrine in United States law tha...

youtu.be

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

All right yall our weight loss queen is back at Q&As and apparently there is an imposter amoung her beloved ass patters.

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That other stuff was funny - and probably is true, even if she denies it, since we know she's never loved Becky and Density was her one true love, if you can call it that.

But! On these lives, she's forever saying that her weight is her business, etc., and doesn't talk about it, but she selects or (more likely) writes two out of three questions related to her weight. Never change, HypocriticaLynn.

 

[PB4ZZZ]

People who anthropomorphize sexuality on their pets creep me out. Like why do people even want to think about your pets in that way?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

All right yall our weight loss queen is back at Q&As and apparently there is an imposter amoung her beloved ass patters.

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Two things are obvious with this.

1) It's fake
2) It's close enough to the truth that Hamber is willing to take time away from eating and eye fucking to try and make it disappear

 

[Witchy Wamen]

If Amberlynn ever swims in the ocean, I propose we call her Ambergris Reid.

We already have a term for her. "whale"

 

[Chihiro]

Two things are obvious with this.

1) It's fake
2) It's close enough to the truth that Hamber is willing to take time away from eating and eye fucking to try and make it disappear

Hard agree. It's just too perfect, it's just rehashing everything haydurs have said for years. Anyone who believes that account is genuine has no brain cells left. HOWEVER, I definitely agree that some of it really hit home with her, which is why she is REEing about it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

We already have a term for her. "whale"

Ambergris is not quite whale vomit and not quite whale poop. I think "Ambergris Reid" would be perfect as the scientific name for this particular species of whale, especially since we know all that shitty food she eats would do a hard tap dance on the digestive system of any normal person.

 

[Smiling with air]

4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.

Wish I could sit on my arse all day and claim that life is this tough.

 

[kebab4you]

4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.

Did she get any questions? I'm never able to find the links to these stories, think I'm developing a boomer brain...

 

[D_Tractor]

I talked about this in her four hour long stream thread so apologies, but in that stream she talks about moving to 20 (who knows if that’s over exaggerated) elementary schools or something like that. That’s an insane amount of schools to go to, and there is no way she retained any information though that. Moving as a kid once is quite traumatic to get adjusted to. I can’t imagine moving around that much and learning much of anything. Then in high school was in sped because of it. I’m sure she really has no basic education tbh, and the college she went to I think someone mentioned was a for profit college called Brown Mackie in Arizona? They are closed now, but I think you got automatically admitted if you applied. I think Amber really has far less of a formal education than realized. Not surprising, but just paints the picture better.

She has also said that she never learned anything because she didn't pay attention and just goofed off in class all the time. Do you really believe she is so ignorant because she is victimlynn instead of lazylynn?

 

[Wonky Eye]

All right yall our weight loss queen is back at Q&As and apparently there is an imposter amoung her beloved ass patters.

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Sending "sexy" pics to bait new caretaker confirmed ?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

4am in Kentucky 9am in the U.K. she’s still awake and looking for validation. She should work on that sleeping schedule. But then again she has been “going through a lot” lately well for the past 8 years she has.

You'd think this bitch would be full of energy (as much energy as the human version of a sloth can be) when she does her lives at 8 PM. She doesn't get up until late afternoon. But I suppose if I had to haul 600 pounds around, even if it's from the mattress on the floor in the living room to the bathroom, to the kitchen, then get back settled on the mattress without rolling like a badly jackknifed trailer or giant land turtle on its back (bother requiring the aid of the butler to get righted) then repeating that maybe three times a day, combined with the energy expended in shrieking and cackling and "journaling" plus passively sorting shit pulled out of storage (sometimes cryeeen) would be exhausting,

 

[#1DeathFat]

Here’s some snaps from Hammy!

Up first we have a strange soundless video (apologies for just the screenshot) of Eric:





and a cringe filter selfie of the eye fuck queen herself:

 

[kebab4you]

and a cringe filter selfie of the eye fuck queen herself:
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Is that supposed to be a 'Blacked' image?

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW example

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

I was wondering if she was hanging around the fagnamic duo again based on the background of her fat fishing snaps a few pages back...

 

[dfranki723]

Look guys! This is solid proof that our Kween has actually real life friends, this social butterfly is thriving!