Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I suddenly remembered a video from quite a while back where she ate nearly everything they had. She vlogged that day. And then at the end of it she sat there in the middle of the night eating butter melted over pasta and a nestle drumstick. That was all that was left in the entire house. I could never forget that because of that idea of scarfing down bland pasta in grease. RIP jaw, you will never be seen again.
She sucked down plenty worse things living in the double wide with Kristine.
 
How very strange now that Becky broke up with her because she didn't want to leave the house and do anything she is now going places with her. Even spent a couple days with Becky's family, something she has never done before. It's almost like she is trying to prove to Becky she isn't completely lazy and can actually get off the couch/floor mattress.
Also if they did actually break up, its a way for amber to know whats being said about her since its quite clear beckys family and the fags nudged Becky into dropping her. She was "terrfied" to go to the post office cause covid and now shes having sleepovers every weekend ya'll!
 
Amber the Empath: The lardass who films and takes pictures when going to funerals/wakes and was disappointed she couldnt have a "friendsgiving" cause Destinys Uncle had to go and die that week.
Or lying about Dustys Moms health and then when she actually died Amber didnt even show to the wake and made normas death al about her cancer and ignoring a drugged out necky.
Or, when Dusty was having chest pain's and was getting ready to go to the ER Amber made sure Dusty was the one to wrangle the animals and close up the house and drive herself to the ER while Amber vlogged.
Or when Dusty have period cramps from a cyst bursting on her ovary Amber droned on and on about her new purse.
Or when Dusty threw Hamber and surprise b-day party then getting a stomach bug the following night Amber left her alone upstairs while she played with coloring books and eye fucked herself and finger fucked her new prezzies.

I can go on and on and on.

Such an Empath, gorl.
 
How very strange now that Becky broke up with her because she didn't want to leave the house and do anything she is now going places with her. Even spent a couple days with Becky's family, something she has never done before. It's almost like she is trying to prove to Becky she isn't completely lazy and can actually get off the couch/floor mattress.
It's likely that and also not wanting Becky to do things by herself that she can't keep an eye on and control. Becky going out, now as a free woman, and not having all the same obligations to Amber, isn't something Amber is going to want her to get used to. So, she tags along. No way Becky is going to behave the same* and speak as freely with her there.
 
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But the thing is though, Becky is still 'trapped' by her pathetic overweening desire for lesbo sex. If she is still trying to initiate sex with Amberlynn, she's not going to try to leave, she'll hang on to her as long as possible. And if Amberlynn suspects that Becky is trying to find another, she'll likely not reciprocate out of spite and Becky will try harder (and stay longer) because Becky can't see beyond her desire for sex.

At least that is my impression.
 
If this wasn't ALR we were talking about, I'd feel bad for her about Thumb being a dodgy fuck.

Ignoring the grotesque appearance and attitudes of them both, that is the creepiest fucking thing to do, dump someone and still try to fuck them? Why would anyone do that? It's borderline predatory. If a straight dude was doing that to his ex wife/girlfriend and bragging about it on Yotube I think most normal people would be disgusted by it, her audience should be picking up on that red flag.

Be angry about Fatty all you want in the comments but that shit Becky is pulling makes my skin crawl.
ALR is either too narcissistic or too fucking dumb to care about her sexually deviant Thumb butler trying to squeeze out some last sweaty pig hump sessions.
 
Is Becky trying to initiate sex, though? Just because these two lumps say so, doesn't mean it's true. I mean, how would that even work logistically? Amber loves to play the dainty gorl but let's face it: Jacques Cousteau probably wouldn't be able to find Big AL's clit, and he's explored places nobody else can begin to imagine.
 
If this wasn't ALR we were talking about, I'd feel bad for her about Thumb being a dodgy fuck.

Ignoring the grotesque appearance and attitudes of them both, that is the creepiest fucking thing to do, dump someone and still try to fuck them? Why would anyone do that? It's borderline predatory. If a straight dude was doing that to his ex wife/girlfriend and bragging about it on Yotube I think most normal people would be disgusted by it, her audience should be picking up on that red flag.

Becky was extra adamant about her not sending "let's date" texts to her stepsister in the live, and got really pissed off at TheNuke for explaining what it was to someone. She said there were no texts, then had to backtrack and say there were, but they were just "hang in there" texts (shoutout to TheNuke, you glorious bastard, for catching that one, since Becky seems to want to rewrite history as much as ALR does). Personally, I believe Frazzzle on this: there's no doubt in my mind that would be exactly something Becky would do, given her general laziness.

Be angry about Fatty all you want in the comments but that shit Becky is pulling makes my skin crawl.
ALR is either too narcissistic or too fucking dumb to care about her sexually deviant Thumb butler trying to squeeze out some last sweaty pig hump sessions.

How would you even do it, though? I've watched MSHPL for years and I still cannot fathom how the hell it would work.

Is Becky trying to initiate sex, though? Just because these two lumps say so, doesn't mean it's true. I mean, how would that even work logistically? Amber loves to play the dainty gorl but let's face it: Jacques Cousteau probably wouldn't be able to find Big AL's clit, and he's explored places nobody else can begin to imagine.

There is that, too. Becky has had to lie for ALR for four years. This could be yet another.
 
Pretty funny that she's doing these longer live streams that she hates, because she's too lazy to put out regular 10-20 minutes videos. She's never been good at editing her videos well, so it's basically just jumps from one scene to the next and rough, obvious cuts. She could've spent an hour doing her normal boring routine, spent a few minutes editing them into her usual mash up videos, and set them to upload on different days and been done with it.
 
Is Becky trying to initiate sex, though? Just because these two lumps say so, doesn't mean it's true. I mean, how would that even work logistically? Amber loves to play the dainty gorl but let's face it: Jacques Cousteau probably wouldn't be able to find Big AL's clit, and he's explored places nobody else can begin to imagine.
No fucking way. Becky just played along with being so lusty for Hamber so her ego wouldn’t be bruised on YT. Becky has to fight “fat phobia” so is fine with pretending obese lesbians are lusty nymphos. I’d bet Hamber and Thumb haven’t had whatever they consider “sex” in years.

I’m pretty sure “cuddling” with some kissing qualified as sex for these two. The only orgasms Becky has had the last four years has been between her and her vibrator. Hamber is too fat to masturbate, food gives her all the sexual gratification she needs anyway.
 
But the thing is though, Becky is still 'trapped' by her pathetic overweening desire for lesbo sex. If she is still trying to initiate sex with Amberlynn, she's not going to try to leave, she'll hang on to her as long as possible. And if Amberlynn suspects that Becky is trying to find another, she'll likely not reciprocate out of spite and Becky will try harder (and stay longer) because Becky can't see beyond her desire for sex.

At least that is my impression.
I highly doubt she actually wants amber. I'm pretty sure it's just ambers manipulation and crooked story telling.


Amber can flirt and do whatever with whomever but if Becky does it she's (insert insult and insecurities here)
And there's no getting out of it.

Becky can not even so much as look at another girl for what amber thinks is "too long" even though they aren't together anymore.

I'm pretty sure what happened was amber was lamenting and crying about how she's not that pretty and nobody would want to have sex with her and becky, who still cares for amber even though she wants to not be her caretaker, wanted to show her some affection to remedy ambers fears. Thus it becomes ambers so totally ok with the break up and flirting with other girls but Becky is regretful of her decision and so totally wants to do clit stuff with her.
 
No fucking way. Becky just played along with being so lusty for Hamber so her ego wouldn’t be bruised on YT. Becky has to fight “fat phobia” so is fine with pretending obese lesbians are lusty nymphos. I’d bet Hamber and Thumb haven’t had whatever they consider “sex” in years.

I’m pretty sure “cuddling” with some kissing qualified as sex for these two. The only orgasms Becky has had the last four years has been between her and her vibrator. Hamber is too fat to masturbate, food gives her all the sexual gratification she needs anyway.
Not to mention Amber was free-bleeding all over the place the whole time they were together. No way. Im not buying they ever had any normal sexual relationship. Amber can't even lay flat on her back and her stomach hangs down to her knees when she is standing. The doctor who did her surgery is probably the only one that has seen her vagina in years, including Amber herself.

*forgive me for the images I just planted in your head.
 
I believe 100% Amberlynn is a Narcissist and probably has HPD. I don’t think she has BPD at all.

just watch this video and listen to what Jim Can’t Swim says on what Narcissistic Personality Disorder is.

Amberlynn is very very insecure with herself, but she hides it to where we don’t see the actual insecurities. Or she tries to “fake” what being insecure is. She is a shapeshifter, if you watch all of her videos from beginning to now, you can tell the major difference of personality changes she has due to each girlfriend she dated. We will probably never see the “real” Amberlynn (and I know of the old FB account she has and those text with Aunt Tammie and the voicemail to Beckys mom) because it’s so buried under the fakeness she has.

JCS says that the root cause of narcissism is being vulnerable. In my theory, I believe that’s the reason why Amberlynn stuck to her exes until she found a new person. If she was by herself, it would legit scare her. That’s why she tries to be all lovely dovey to the next girl she sees as a potential partner. But once she finds a partner, that will disappear quickly. “Narcissists do not love like neurotypicals do, they will only accept love on a conditional basis. As they perceive unconditional love as unmerited and non-reflective of the virtuous traits they constantly seek to exhibit.”

“They are other wise possessive and controlling; or disinterested and revengeful.”
She was possessive and controlling while dating Casey and Becky. And wasn’t interested in Becky (from her art to her mother dying) but was revengeful in trying to get Destiny back.

“Narcissistic are constantly in a state of rage, which is controlled most of the time. It only manifest itself when their defenses are down.”
Basically every live stream she’s done since she broke up with Becky.

“Narcissist don’t feel responsible for their own conduct. They often believe that they are victims of injustice of discrimination when facing retribution with past infractions.”
Whenever a hayyder brings up the things we already know (Casey situation, GoFundMe scam, her weight lost. It doesn’t matter what it is) she will always use an excuse for the shitty behavior. “My mental illness, my obesity, my childhood.”

No matter how much ALR ex GFs ever did to make her happy, it wasn’t enough. She will never be pleased.

But I don’t think Amberlynn is sociopathic or a cold blooded psychopath (like the hayders say she is). That is the thing that annoys me, people using the words Sociopath and Psychopath when they describe a shitty person.

This is my theory but, I am not a licensed psychologist to fully diagnose.


First of all…. JCS is one of the best channels on YouTube. Glad to see another fan on the Farms.

Secondly, I’ve been saying this. Amber is textbook HPD. I’m not going to do that bullshit that commentary channels like to do where they say “I’m not a medical professional so I’m not dIaGnOsInG”. Fuck that, I’m absolutely diagnosing because it doesn’t take an over priced college education to see that she ticks EVERY single box. I actually had this conversation with someone the other day and I didn’t have to think for more than 3 seconds to come up with a scenario from Amber’s history that fit every symptom. I can think of them off the top of my head and so could anyone who has been watching her for any substantial amount of time.

People often forget that narcissism isn’t just a personality disorder in and of it’s self. It’s also a symptom of other personality disorders. Specifically HPD and BPD. You have to exhibit narcissistic tendencies to be diagnosed with either.

A very good example of someone with HPD is Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind. I’ve been told that they use her character as a model of HPD in psychology classes. If anyone here has either read the book or seen the movie, it’s not a long shot at all to draw comparisons between her character and Amber. Honestly, the only difference between them (besides the fact that Scarlett is a fictional character) is that Scarlett is skinny and attractive and Amber isn’t. They’re both manipulative, attention seeking, arrogant, they both seek out relationships for personal benefit/gain, moody, never satisfied no matter how much they have… I could go on and on.

I’ll post the list of symptoms vs. what I’ve observed from her channel in a little while when I have more time.

Edit: our posts don’t really fit into this thread, but I also thought this was the general discussion lol
 
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First of all…. JCS is one of the best channels on YouTube. Glad to see another fan on the Farms.

Secondly, I’ve been saying this. Amber is textbook HPD. I’m not going to do that bullshit that commentary channels like to do where they say “I’m not a medical professional so I’m not dIaGnOsInG”. Fuck that, I’m absolutely diagnosing because it doesn’t take an over priced college education to see that she ticks EVERY single box. I actually had this conversation with someone the other day and I didn’t have to think for more than 3 seconds to come up with a scenario from Amber’s history that fit every symptom. I can think of them off the top of my head and so could anyone who has been watching her for any substantial amount of time.

People often forget that narcissism isn’t just a personality disorder in and of it’s self. It’s also a symptom of other personality disorders. Specifically HPD and BPD. You have to exhibit narcissistic tendencies to be diagnosed with either.

A very good example of someone with HPD is Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind. I’ve been told that they use her character as a model of HPD in psychology classes. If anyone here has either read the book or seen the movie, it’s not a long shot at all to draw comparisons between her character and Amber. Honestly, the only difference between them (besides the fact that Scarlett is a fictional character) is that Scarlett is skinny and attractive and Amber isn’t. They’re both manipulative, attention seeking, arrogant, they both seek out relationships for personal benefit/gain, moody, never satisfied no matter how much they have… I could go on and on.

I’ll post the list of symptoms vs. what I’ve observed from her channel in a little while when I have more time.

Edit: our posts don’t really fit into this thread, but I also thought this was the general discussion lol

I can get on board with this. I'd say she weaves waddles the line between HPD and BPD - her personality disorder, like her fat, knows no boundaries.
 
Not to mention Amber was free-bleeding all over the place the whole time they were together. No way. Im not buying they ever had any normal sexual relationship. Amber can't even lay flat on her back and her stomach hangs down to her knees when she is standing. The doctor who did her surgery is probably the only one that has seen her vagina in years, including Amber herself.

*forgive me for the images I just planted in your head.
No it’s true. The sheer logistics of sex that involved accessing Amber’s vag would be far too complex an engineering feat for Becky alone.

From what I gather even men with extreme fetishes for death fat women don’t usually bother trying to tunnel into the nether regions - they just pick a convenient fat roll and hump away or jerk off getting sat on.

First of all…. JCS is one of the best channels on YouTube. Glad to see another fan on the Farms.

Secondly, I’ve been saying this. Amber is textbook HPD. I’m not going to do that bullshit that commentary channels like to do where they say “I’m not a medical professional so I’m not dIaGnOsInG”. Fuck that, I’m absolutely diagnosing because it doesn’t take an over priced college education to see that she ticks EVERY single box. I actually had this conversation with someone the other day and I didn’t have to think for more than 3 seconds to come up with a scenario from Amber’s history that fit every symptom. I can think of them off the top of my head and so could anyone who has been watching her for any substantial amount of time.

People often forget that narcissism isn’t just a personality disorder in and of it’s self. It’s also a symptom of other personality disorders. Specifically HPD and BPD. You have to exhibit narcissistic tendencies to be diagnosed with either.

A very good example of someone with HPD is Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind. I’ve been told that they use her character as a model of HPD in psychology classes. If anyone here has either read the book or seen the movie, it’s not a long shot at all to draw comparisons between her character and Amber. Honestly, the only difference between them (besides the fact that Scarlett is a fictional character) is that Scarlett is skinny and attractive and Amber isn’t. They’re both manipulative, attention seeking, arrogant, they both seek out relationships for personal benefit/gain, moody, never satisfied no matter how much they have… I could go on and on.

I’ll post the list of symptoms vs. what I’ve observed from her channel in a little while when I have more time.
Who uses Scarlet O’Hara as a model for HPD?

Scarlet was trying to survive as widowed woman and mother during war and societal upheaval. She had her first child at 16 and was widowed before it was born. Then she escapes a burning city, helps deliver a baby, come homes to find her mother dead, father dying, sisters with typhoid, slaves starving and fields fallow. Bitch holds her head up, turns drapes into a dress, rubs some blood on her cheeks and hustles her ass to save her children and family home. Her next marriage ensures financial survival and security of her family land, her son and herself. She then has another child, gets attacked and watches her second husband get killed. So with two young children she marries Rhett to finally be rich and safe and has a third child. The death of the third child dooms her third marriage.

All this is to say I don’t think it’s possible to overact to this much chaos, upheaval and fight for survival in life. Scarlet was the model of a spoiled, petulant young girl who had to use her feminine charms not to land a suitable husband, but to fight to survive with her children in wartime and keep going after constant tragedy. She didn’t apologize or feel shame about what she had to do to survive - which was why she was scandalous.

Scarlet was a study in survival and iron will, ie fuck this being “a lady” shit if it means going cold and hungry. I can see why one might dislike the character of Scarlett but someone read some shitty Cliff Notes if they get got hysteronic personality disorder instead of how an antebellum southern raised female survived the war and reconstruction.

For the depression era audience that first read the novel Scarlett was a strong, relatable heroine who got down to brass tacks and did what had to be done to survive and feed her kids - just like they had to do.
 
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This video by dainty, obese dog is crying for help, has an interesting first part, so I took a few mintues to dig through the ALR lore:
Becky said in the "prank" video she wouldn't want AL to get to 600 pounds and go on the show (even though that doesn't make sense since Becky is the one that drives AL to get food). I wonder if Becky will stay with AL at the point of 600+ pounds. Otherwise unlike alot of people on the show AL doesn't have any real family to care for her, bath her, feed her, do all of the housework. Not sure if AL would still be walking at 600+ elbees or when she'd have to rely on a scooter till she becomes completely immobile.

And didn't people say Becky used to post on her facebook she wants to settle down and have kids? Obviously she can't do that with AL. I think AL might end up the way of Tammy Slaton and need to be in a care home once she gets too big. And at that point she will stop vloging and everyone will stop watching.
2018. You didn't know how right you were going to be. I honestly couldn't tell it was a joke when ALR was saying she wants to be 600 lbs. I still don't believe it's a joke. Amber's exactly where she wants to be.
 
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Amber knows allllll the gorls want this foot and a half of “cleavage” 😜
 
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