FAS baby + Fridge, Gay muppet + gay Boomhauer
The part that makes it most believable and makes sense of everything for me is the blackmailing. Hamber paying off her
friends orbit of double IQ retards for their silence has been the longstanding theory and seeing as all the dipshits are retard trash who could be bought for the occasional sticks of deodorant and tens of dollars, was perfectly plausible.
However, as cheap and greedy as these retards are, they're also extremely attention whore-ish and they all did try to continue youtube apart from hamber. That faggot eric or ricky (whichever was the chubby jheri curled one whose voice sounded like a whining gay kermit) was just as much of a vain attention whore as the ham is. Fridge has been trying to stay in the limelight with her onlyfans and constant stream of fatfish selfies that no one fucking asked for. To add onto that, they're all actually really low IQ wild retards, making them super high risk for even the most experienced, savvy puppetmaster
Hamber is also an inbred, malfunctioning retard herself. No matter how manipulative and conniving her scheming ass could be, she's limited by her astounding genuine stupidity. Yet she's managed to keep such a tight leash on them, with an immaculate record of zero leaks so far. Hamber blackmailing them into keeping their mouths shut makes just as much sense as she just been paying them off. Both makes the most sense to me. These are the kind of lowlife self serving assholes who have just enough intellectual power to be able to keep their shit together if their own skin is at risk and it'd outweigh their greed and attentionwhoring
It may not be the public that these tards are worried about but maybe people in their own personal lives that they've trashed and hamburglerlynn has records of, and the threat of her sending these to them
Necky
After necky finally grew the balls to call it quits, I assumed she'd be added to this payroll to keep her mush mouth shut, especially since it was in the works that necky finally gets her own channel. As we all know, necky only has curried the favor as the more 'entertaining' one in ham's mind-numbing streams because necky makes the minimal amount of effort in reading the chat. It's really not that hard to seem more entertaining than a hollow cuntbag who spends every livestream cuntily cunting out the same 4 sentences she copied from Trisha Paytas over and over, punctuated by shrill shrieking
Necky would go forth with her youtube channel under the delusion that she's an interesting person and that there are thousands of people who genuinely want to know which 90s cartoon does she love best and what are her dumbshit thoughts on mediocre early 2000s 'blockbuster movies.' But very quickly it'd be obvious that her youtube channel isn't going to be even a prayer of a viable option without including some hamburgler tea.. or just how insanely lucrative it could be via superchats.
More than half hamber's
streamqueens are trolls. A solid supply of people really paying almost $10/month just to fuck with her, so imagine the superchats that'd be pouring the fuck in if necky decides to hold ~1 hour streams on a regular basis, in which she sporadically throws in random nuggets of gold, and considering she has YEARS of dirt she could really stretch this shit out and save a shit ton of money
I wondered if hamburglerlynn could actually afford the payoff if and when necky comes to that realization. She may look and act exactly like an autistic drooling tard, with her flat mushmouth speech and slothlike kinesics making her appear simple and harmless but let's not forget necky comes from a long line of pugnacious, lazy, grifting barnacles on society. Hamber has always been cunty to necky and has been acting so brazenly cunty lately, as if she had zero fears or worries over necky ever leaking anything
If it really was just about the money for necky, why not stay forever? Why go through such a messy public break up and put herself in a financially unpredictable and untenable situation (I assume if hamber was paying anyone off, it was on an as needed basis, rather than regularly scheduled payments). Also, hamber's channel and finances had been on the decline so how much could she actually pony up
Yet she's ever more the smug cunt and then there was that threat of taking the car, which culminated to where necky writes this passive aggressive clarifying statement about how the car is
hers
Hamber has way more to lose than necky in this messy dyke divorce, so why risk it by doing something like being petty about the car - the first thing to really trigger necky and break her from her uncle tom yas masta conduct to the more 'real' necky - the kind of vindictive sloppy redneck who'd show an ex's period panties on the internet and would loudly whisper about wiping hamber's ass on livestream. I can see it being an exercise of reminding necky of her financial stranglehold and power over her but it just seems so risky
Unless hamber is absolutely confident necky wouldn't leak anything because necky has a lot of things hamber could leak about her. So is blackmailing, rather than the bribery, why the more degrading and cunty hamber was to necky, the more submissive and cucked necky became?
Agree with the kiwi who pointed out hamber's past history of secretly recording those around her. I do believe she has tons of recorded content of everyone she knows - she probably took a page out of her hero, that psycho giant nostril'd Gabbie hanna. I remember in videos necky or whoever tentatively asking through a tense forced smile "Are you recording" as if they've been conditioned into being recorded at any moment without warning. I know that this could just as easily be explained by just hamber being socially retarded and inconsiderate as fuck. But she's also exceedingly duplicitous and compulsively deceitful and manipulative
