Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

It's an interesting medical discussion, really. I can see her just getting used to all this shit that screams at her that her body is breaking down. But the cankle thing is in a category by itself. I kind of see it as her being initially uncomfortable with it the way an athlete like a rower or gymnast were uncomfortable with blisters on their hands, but getting more comfortable as time went on as they developed callouses. If we think her skin is stretched, and her cankles have the extra burden of freefall in gravity and being the lowest point in her body with fluid finding its way there, if she had a split right about the callous level, it could be like he Titianic hitting that iceberg at the waterline. Except instead of taking on water and sinking, she'd be leaking all over the damn place as her lymphatic system found another route. What do you think?

Agreed - it's something I struggle to theorize because the body was never meant to deal with shit like this, so you have to apply physics as well as physiology. The downward force of fluid & there's a TON of it in each leg is going to remorselessly force fluid out of any weak spot in her skin & I can't see even the most expert bandaging preventing that.

LSS - I suspect she already leaks like a sieve & over time, that's only going to get worse.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Hey guys, so I did a little bit of detectiveness and think I may have potentially found wifey (if butchiee9 isn't wifey):

She's not 25 like Amber said she was, but I take everything she says with a grain of salt because all she does is lie. She could have very well lied about wifey's age or wifey could have lied to her like she did when she said she didn't know about Amber's youtube channel before messaging her lol. It doesn't seem like she has braids at the moment, but she had them around the time she first started talking to Amberlynn. She's also majoring in computer engineering and wifey said her hobby was building computers. Also, her name is Jade and when wifey superchatted Amberlynn that one time her username was farfromJADEd. She's also fit and has a beautiful smile like Amberlynn said she does. Many colleges are still doing online classes so her visiting Amber shouldn't be an issue for her.

Yeah unless you have good reason to link this random person with Amberlynn, I'm thinking this is bordering on obsessive and stupid. This girl is very likely living her best life and working towards her dream STEM career, and now has to see her profiles linked to a fat trainwreck because you went trawling for any girl that fits the suspect criteria?

Again, if you have good reasons for linking her, I'll take back what I said. But this feels really dumb right now.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I can't find anything written that supports this. If you find anything then feel free to point it out to me.

The closest thing I found was that Ovarian Cancer can cause bloating of the stomach, but the photos are of skinny women where it's very obvious. I doubt we would see this with Amber.

The other closest thing is that cancer treatments can cause Lynnphedema.

What do you want me to find written? It was a family member and she died a terrible death, in pain, eaten up by cancer and barely recognizable. By the end, she wasn't in treatment because there was no treatment, we were just waiting for her to die while she was zoned out on morphine.

I haven't said Amber is in a similar state yet just that it can happen when the cancer is everywhere.

 

[ParaBeagle]

How. The fuck. Did I. Miss This.
I refuse to let it die, when did she manifest such degeneracy ?

You know she is a touch depraved substance abuser. Like poverty is the seed of communism this is the seed of degeneracy

shes definitely a lesbian, i will give her that; but its still important that shes an ally to other members of the lgbtq+. i think she only sees the lg iin the acronym. i doubt she believes in being an ally to any group of people who rejected her or pissed her off, like Casey did. she'll be a gay ally until Eric and Rickie make her mad, then shes just a bitter lesbian who's driven herself out of her community.

You think she's a lesbian for the same or a similar reson people troon out? I dont think shed be what she is if her hormonal balance wasnt in constant disaray

 

[Chinead O’Beezer]

I have seen a child with cancer balloon up like that, too. I always thought it was a side effect of the treatments. But maybe not.

That certain look is caused by steroids and can easily render a child unrecognizable. I’ve always found it especially startling in children with DIPG.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Agreed - it's something I struggle to theorize because the body was never meant to deal with shit like this, so you have to apply physics as well as physiology. The downward force of fluid & there's a TON of it in each leg is going to remorselessly force fluid out of any weak spot in her skin & I can't see even the most expert bandaging preventing that.

LSS - I suspect she already leaks like a sieve & over time, that's only going to get worse.

My life in Amber’s shoes.

Spoiler: Experience

I don’t want to come off as PLing or auti, but I have experienced this. I gained weight, and ignored scratches on my legs, until the inevitable leaking started. Eventually the cellulitis combined with a lung infection and I finally sought medical advice (I was embarrassed about my condition).

I woke up in hospital 4 days later, on oxygen and morphine. I was a mass of ulcers from my ankles to just under my butt cheeks, and dressing changes meant that I had to have Endone before and after to bear it. I was also on bags of IV antibiotics.

It took 4 months for them to heal. During that time, I had rehab and when I left was given an exercise plan and diet. It was a shit of a wake up call but I’m now fitter and healthier - and paranoid about any knock to/itch on my legs.

I was nowhere near Amber’s size, so how she can be getting away with no cellulitis or pain is beyond me.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

My life in Amber’s shoes.

Spoiler: Experience

I don’t want to come off as PLing or auti, but I have experienced this. I gained weight, and ignored scratches on my legs, until the inevitable leaking started. Eventually the cellulitis combined with a lung infection and I finally sought medical advice (I was embarrassed about my condition).

I woke up in hospital 4 days later, on oxygen and morphine. I was a mass of ulcers from my ankles to just under my butt cheeks, and dressing changes meant that I had to have Endone before and after to bear it. I was also on bags of IV antibiotics.

It took 4 months for them to heal. During that time, I had rehab and when I left was given an exercise plan and diet. It was a shit of a wake up call but I’m now fitter and healthier - and paranoid about any knock to/itch on my legs.

I was nowhere near Amber’s size, so how she can be getting away with no cellulitis or pain is beyond me.

god damn nigger, "gained weight" is surely an understatement

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Agreed - it's something I struggle to theorize because the body was never meant to deal with shit like this, so you have to apply physics as well as physiology. The downward force of fluid & there's a TON of it in each leg is going to remorselessly force fluid out of any weak spot in her skin & I can't see even the most expert bandaging preventing that.

LSS - I suspect she already leaks like a sieve & over time, that's only going to get worse.

I wouldn't be surprised if she did, at least from her thighs. Archimedes tells us (in a way, via his theorems on buoyancy), that since there really isn't anything to apply the upward pressure against the gravitational pull of fluid seeking the easiest path in her body means: she's like a drip hose, leaking everywhere. If we open a new path of easiest resistance to that fluid by her cankles cracking open, it'd be like she was walking around in soaking wet socks all the time on the rare occasions she hauls her 600 pound body to its feet to hit the head or raid the fridge.

My life in Amber’s shoes.

Spoiler: Experience

I don’t want to come off as PLing or auti, but I have experienced this. I gained weight, and ignored scratches on my legs, until the inevitable leaking started. Eventually the cellulitis combined with a lung infection and I finally sought medical advice (I was embarrassed about my condition).

I woke up in hospital 4 days later, on oxygen and morphine. I was a mass of ulcers from my ankles to just under my butt cheeks, and dressing changes meant that I had to have Endone before and after to bear it. I was also on bags of IV antibiotics.

It took 4 months for them to heal. During that time, I had rehab and when I left was given an exercise plan and diet. It was a shit of a wake up call but I’m now fitter and healthier - and paranoid about any knock to/itch on my legs.

I was nowhere near Amber’s size, so how she can be getting away with no cellulitis or pain is beyond me.

Damn, gorl. Glad you got through that! One good infection is going to land Big Al in the hospital. She'd likely wind up an amputee, since she doesn't address her diabeetus.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

What do you want me to find written? It was a family member and she died a terrible death, in pain, eaten up by cancer and barely recognizable. By the end, she wasn't in treatment because there was no treatment, we were just waiting for her to die while she was zoned out on morphine.

I haven't said Amber is in a similar state yet just that it can happen when the cancer is everywhere.

Hmm. I wonder what I'd want you to find written. Hmm.

Something from a medical expert, maybe?

Sorry, I'm not buying "Amber is getting fat because her cancer has spread" without at least one medical organisation noticing this phenomena too.

 

[Mr. Bubba]

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

It's one thing for Becky to admit on record that she wiped Amber's butt, but I cringed when Becky also confessed that "nothing had ever gotten her wetter".

I don't see that? Where does she say that - am I missing something?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

My life in Amber’s shoes.

Spoiler: Experience

I don’t want to come off as PLing or auti, but I have experienced this. I gained weight, and ignored scratches on my legs, until the inevitable leaking started. Eventually the cellulitis combined with a lung infection and I finally sought medical advice (I was embarrassed about my condition).

I woke up in hospital 4 days later, on oxygen and morphine. I was a mass of ulcers from my ankles to just under my butt cheeks, and dressing changes meant that I had to have Endone before and after to bear it. I was also on bags of IV antibiotics.

It took 4 months for them to heal. During that time, I had rehab and when I left was given an exercise plan and diet. It was a shit of a wake up call but I’m now fitter and healthier - and paranoid about any knock to/itch on my legs.

I was nowhere near Amber’s size, so how she can be getting away with no cellulitis or pain is beyond me.

Go back to Facebook, fatty. We don’t care.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I've never met a fitness buff that is completely okay with their partner being unhealthy. If Wipey is real, she's definitely gonna be in and out once she realizes Amber isn't putting in the effort. Unless she's trying to grift and why would you move to Kentucky for that when she's clearly more than willing to send money her way?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I hope she streams tonight and does something similar to this. I want her to double down on her confidence in decision making like she usually does in these situations.

I find the more she communicates just how much she trusts her own intuition and decision making, the funnier it is when it all crumbles.

She is so ripe for exploitation that it's should be scary, but she cannot bare the idea of being wrong. We just don't know meeting strangers on the Internet like she does.

 

[dfranki723]

Watching that Narc Alert video, which brother was is it that supposedly ''abused'' her? The one whose timeline she repeatedly fucks up and confuses? Or the one whose life she saved? Maybe the one who she recently started talking to? Who knows.

Sounds like another woe is me tale plucked from nothing. Zero emotion talking about these terrible things that she claims happened. She's always been the same, lies and fishing for pity since the minute she learnt how to milk sympathy.

 

[I call shenanigans]

she doesn't address her diabeetus.

It's interesting that this is pretty much the only diagnosis she doesn't admit to. Even when Becky finally admitted to her diabetes diagnoses which gave her an opportunity to one up her. While she certainly has some classic signs of T2D (and every other classic obesity commodity) we still have no confirmation that she has it. There is no way she hasn't been tested for it, and it's a very easy disease to diagnose with clear cut blood glucose limits. Even if (and it's a big IF), her blood glucose levels weren't tested everytime she went to an ER, she was definitely tested in the raft of tests she was given at her most recent bariatric clinic appoint. A1C is always included in the initial blood panels done by bariatric surgeons. It's understandable why she wouldn't want to pay out for a sleep test, even though she's been told she has sleep aponea, but she would be fully aware of what her most recent A1C is. Maybe she hasn't yet crossed that magic 6.5% yet...or she hit it the first time and refuses a second test that would confirm a diagnosis that would require medications she knows she can't afford. She has admitted that she's not kept up with her blood tests because they're expensive. Why she has always chosen to not get decent health insurance knowing she has significant and expensive health issues is beyond me, but I'm not au fait with US medical insurance.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's interesting that this is pretty much the only diagnosis she doesn't admit to.

People have been diagnoseeeeen our gorl with beetus since day one on YT and she has always, ALWAYS denied it. Now Amber has been known to occasionally lah in the past (shocking I know) but even for her to have to admit to being diabetic would be one almighty climb down and she just knows the Haydurs are waiting for it like salivating dogs, She'll deny it until she takes her last wheezing breath.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I have seen a child with cancer balloon up like that, too. I always thought it was a side effect of the treatments. But maybe not.

Acute lymphoblastic leukemia is the most common childhood cancer and treatment usually includes high dose steroids. Not only do they cause fluid retention, they also dramatically increase appetite. Nobody wants to say no to the ravenous cancer kid who wants a third bag of Cheetos.

Usually, the weight and excess fluid come off as soon as the steroid treatment ends.

Edited to add that @LetiCo is also correct. Many brain tumors, either primary or metastisized, are "treated" with steroids. They don't actually treat the cancer, but they reduce the brain swelling and inflammation caused by its growth. DIPG, or "diffuse intrinsic pontine glioma", which the previous poster mentioned, is an especially heinous, extremely aggressive primary brain tumor of childhood, most often diagnosed in children aged 5-9 years. It's inoperable and terminal upon diagnosis, with mean overall survival of under a year. Because of its location within the pons (part of the brainstem), there isn't really anything that can be done to fix it. Steroids and high dose radiation are used temporarily as palliative care. The pons controls basic functions like heart rate, breathing, and swallowing. A DIPG - or, to use the more current nomenclature, an H3K27M-mutant midline glioma - rapidly robs a child of all physical abilities before it kills them by shutting down essential bodily functions. It's a grim one.

 

[#1DeathFat]

On today’s episode of “Amber has Snapchat filters doing the Lord’s work”

This one is especially with her chins

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Amber will only ever have one true love. Herself.