Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KingCoelacanth]

Is this really all it takes to go viral on black social media? Are they that fragile?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Are they that fragile?

Black Lives Matter and all of their shenanigans wasn't a clue to that?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Unironically tik tok is a honey pot. It uses biometric capture technology. The moment your face is uploaded to tik tok, it's added to a biometric database. The creators of Tik Tok had strong ties to the Chinese ministry of State of State security and early in the Trump Administration the US tried to ban it.


Yet for SOME REASON the issue was dropped. There are not enough thunks in the world as to why.

 

[Zilch]

The person being all "Don't say that! ... It doesn't sound good" comes off as more racist than Amber, now that I think about it.
It's pretty clear that Amber is talking about clothes and fashion. To clutch pearls over it is just. Ugh.

Big Al knew what she was saying. She lives for attention and she got exactly what she wanted from the person she was with. She's dumb as shit but she's not that dumb.

 

[eDove]

Bitch is still boring.

 

[Professor Iris]

....I came into this thread expecting some lewd sex tape involving ALR, several black dudes railing her, and a gigantic tub of cheese.

....thank God I was wrong.

 

[Glowie]

Is this really happening?
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Black social media is going to get something to talk about.

 

[blåhaj fucker]

Idiots in the thread believing black people are genuinely offended over this shit when they're clearly taking the piss out of a retarded fat white bitch lol

 

[sonatine]

Idiots in the thread believing black people are genuinely offended over this shit when they're clearly taking the piss out of a retarded fat white bitch lol

Ever heard of black twitter?

 

[Zebedee]

Idiots in the thread believing black people are genuinely offended over this shit when they're clearly taking the piss out of a retarded fat white bitch lol

I can guarantee a good portion of them are, they don’t have the collective self awareness for that level of self mockery any more.

 

[Insulin reid]

OK - This is just a working theory so just go with me on this for a bit

Amber has made it clear that Jade is poly and Amber having the mental age of a pre-teen is easily manipulated and desperate to hold on to Jade and whilst not being able to bring herself to experiment sexually is willing to put up with whatever shit Jade throws at her because she does not want to risk losing her.

100% facts

Jade, probably is a chubby-chaser/feeder and has inserted herself (oh the irony) into Ambers life and because she is poly has moved her friends in which may go to explain the 'Natalie and Kenny' livestream and Amber chuntering on about having made friends since separating from Becky. In the latest stream Amber tries being coy about the nature of her relationship with her 'shadow friends' using the 'tmi' term to avoid having to inform her fans who they are

Nah. I dont see amber being ok with people just in and out of her home. Let alone the neighbors and landlord being ok with several people not on the lease going in and out and just living there.
Shes being "coy" because shes been instructed to. We see her film feet in her new vlog to prove shes got friends. If there were people there we would see more signs of life other than ambers hoard. More people =harder for wipey to control the narrative. Amber is frothing at the mouth for validation so she would film some piles of clothes or somthing to show people there but not say anything. Shes a toddler. She loves playing the filming version of "im not touching you".

1. Jade is a Poly-Dom insistent that they will be experimenting with men

Yes. They can go do things with ambers debit card and rent a hotel room. Ambers not ok with people just seeing her and how she lives.

2. Amber claims to have made new 'friends'

Amber says shit all the time. We cant absolutely refute it so what she says goes in her mind. If theres undeniable proof she will just stick her head in the sand till we stop saying "i told you so"

3. Amber is changing Becky's room into 'her office' yet has put her vanity in there and is moving all her clothes into Becky's closet

Ok you got me on this one. Wipey could be giving amber structure so when shes vlogging or livestreaming theres a set so she cant fuck anything up and spill the beans. Also wipey comes first. Her shit may be going in the bedroom. We never see ambers bedroom.

4. Amber said it had moved the TV into the bedroom and she would be getting another one for the lounge

Ok wipey is probably moving in or already moved in. If so ambers renewing the lease. F in the chat for the carpet of that apartment.

5. The random ''Natalie and Kenny" livestream

Still think she did it to out-name becky after the name your car fiasco on live cause nobody can do something amber doesnt. Amber always names everything suddenly. So many names. Anything anyone does somehow is always different or outright less than what amber does. Amber is the queen of everything. So quirky. So unique. Such an effortless queen bee. I think she sperged out and wanted the viewers to know how many things she names and how quirky and cool she is for doing it. Much better than becky. Now the ledger is clear and shes fucked off to be pissy about something else like the vlog. Shes coppying becky but thinks she does it better. God shes such a fat pick me girl. I swear she would be a horse girl if she could fit on one.

 

[The Last Stand]

Who knew Amber had a starring role in a B-list movie?

Do your thing, Internet.

 

[blåhaj fucker]

I can guarantee a good portion of them are, they don’t have the collective self awareness for that level of self mockery any more.

A portion, sure, but niggers aren't a hive mind of chimping out over dumb white bitches saying dumb shit especially when the word nigger isn't involved. The TikTok reactions are clearly Zoomer reaction tier humor, but if there's actual chimp out I'd love to see and laugh at it.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Is this really all it takes to go viral on black social media? Are they that fragile?

a lot of black people seem to really want everything their way and then act like spoiled kids when the smallest thing they do not like happens.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

It's okay everyone, Fatty is an honorary ''blackie'' as evidenced by her supposedly non-existant BLACK girlfriend.

Nah, man. She's an honorary "blackie" by virtue of being a fat white girl... something no nigger can resist. It's a fact.

 

[Glowie]

A portion, sure, but niggers aren't a hive mind of chimping out over dumb white bitches saying dumb shit especially when the word nigger isn't involved. The TikTok reactions are clearly Zoomer reaction tier humor, but if there's actual chimp out I'd love to see and laugh at it.

Are you black?

 

[GooglePuppet]

Is this really happening?
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What have we learned today?

1. The internet is forever.
2. Niggers will 'muh racism' literally anything.

So... we've learned nothing.

ALR is gonna cope hard about this or try to completely ignore it. Of all the things for her to go viral over too, of course it'd be nig shit. topkek

Idiots in the thread believing black people are genuinely offended over this shit when they're clearly taking the piss out of a retarded fat white bitch lol

They all wouldn't be doing the same double take gag if they didn't think she was being objectively offensive.

 

[Glowie]

Nah, man. She's an honorary "blackie" by virtue of being a fat white girl... something no nigger can resist. It's a fact.

Resist that extra welfare check to be precise.
And disability, so much gibs to be had

 

[Zilortha]

Seems like they're just making a joke about some chonky white bitch saying "blackies".
If they were legitimately upset, they wouldn't be making "funny" double-take videos. They'd be ranting about muh raysizm

 

[GooglePuppet]

Nah, man. She's an honorary "blackie" by virtue of being a fat white girl... something no nigger can resist. It's a fact.

every. fucking. time.
All of my nig friends fuck fat white chicks, or just white chicks. They always say the weight thing is because of muh cushion for the pushin', but then why do the holes have to look like raw steak?

A portion, sure, but niggers aren't a hive mind of chimping out over dumb white bitches saying dumb shit especially when the word nigger isn't involved. The TikTok reactions are clearly Zoomer reaction tier humor, but if there's actual chimp out I'd love to see and laugh at it.

Someone hasn't watched the latest Chappelle special.

Seems like they're just making a joke about some chonky white bitch saying "blackies".
If they were legitimately upset, they wouldn't be making "funny" double-take videos. They'd be ranting about muh raysizm

While that makes sense on paper, what would they even say if they ranted about 'blackies'?
They don't have an argument for why they're offended, so they're being passive aggressive about it. Those shittoks scream 'fluent in sarcasm'.

There's definitely a portion that's just making their toks to follow the latest trend for views, but even then, they're likely still somewhat offended. These are zoomers on tiktok after all.