Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

So basically wifey is gone but there's a different wifey and Amber is fat? That's the new video. Pass.

 

[marjoram]

Before I recap the video I will completely agree with @Bookish, as I have posted before I am mystified by Jade's angle because it makes no sense. It's so exceptional because the second she does her surprise moment all the shit stuff will be unveiled which throws it off. Her defence will be "I made the fat bitch lose weight!" At what cost though, you destroyed her livelihood, her freedom and made it look abusive as fuck. What makes it worse is the stupid cunt will unveil herself as this messiah complex but at what.

Hi, I'm Jade, I'm black and do IT. I got doxed because by balloon "girlfriend" is a stupid cunt and breadcrumbed for farms to solve. There is no win, win because she can flee but because she seeks clout, people will find her.

(recap coming)

Spoiler: RECAP

Hi Guys
11:51 minutes of big bitch talking kill me now
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN TRY AGAIN, TRY AGAIN!!!!!
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• Every Tuesday I have no idea for content so I babble like an exceptional individual for midrolls and don't dox Jade Francis of new york state.
• every Monday night - give me topics
• I want to be connected - repeat x 3 because exceptional individual
• I have scretches, I woke up. Black Demon is here
• I won't talk about anything
• Guys she wont talk about wifey - wifey no longer exists, I am dating someone. They are local - NO JADE SURE JAN
• I hAvE fRiEnDs
• I have girlfriend but won't show her, so its Jade, stupid cunt
• #2 Are you hanging out with people - NO DESTINY OR DANA, not talking anymore. no paying = no destiny.
  I hang out with eric and tricky all the time - SURE
  I talk to Becky a lot - Sure
  No Becky talk EVER finito - I LOVE HER THOUGH
• #3 she's only going to answer shit question - "I'm not going to do that but I am" stupid answers
• Lotion type style
• #4 I believe you are calculating - She plays dumb - lol I don't dumb myself down - Sure
• #5 someone calls out calories - I have questioned if I should see a doctor - No Shit. "literally bawled my eyes out. I am so passionate about losing weight. How do I lose weight?"
• #6 victories and goals - Singing in the shower, amazing achievement because she was too fat. Back in 2019, Had to wait to wash hair and do it at different times. I shower peacefully. You did so well fat bitch. Stamina, you were on the couch for a year.
• #7 She'll avoid questions - she answers pointless shit
• #8 Where does wifey edit - lol, Wipey is not editing, finding joy in Youtube.

Amazing video utter shit, click baiting Wipey again

Thanks very much for taking one for the team. I can't bring myself to watch this fat bag of rancid air anymore.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

i agree with the posters saying she probably wants to be a health/life coat ala my thoughts will probably offend you on youtube.

I disagree. I think she wants to be a social media PR specialist type thing. She wants a career in turning around channels that are dying, or have horrible reputations. She wants a high paying job as a fixer. See, if she can turn around the reputation and channel of "the most hated person on the Internet" imagine what she can do for you!

 

[Kier Starmer]

When you are looking at the timer, you know the content is shit. She honestly said nothing and if people believe Jade is going then they are retarded.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Lol

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder how long Jade was there before she started asking Amber, "So when are you moving to New York?" because if it's one thing I have a lil' bit of experience with, it's New Englanders that move west and hate it.

If Amber had still been in Monticello, Jade wouldn't have lasted a long weekend.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I wonder how long Jade was there before she started asking Amber, "So when are you moving to New York?" because if it's one thing I have a lil' bit of experience with, it's New Englanders that move west and hate it.

If Amber had still been in Monticello, Jade wouldn't have lasted a long weekend.

You mean northeasterners. New englanders are not New Yorkers. I hate both groups but I just wanted to call that out.

Jade clearly has Amber testing the waters here with the title of the video seeing if the engagement rises etc etc. This little test will kind of set the metric for or start the trend for what level of clickbait will need to pay for Christmas

 

[Dry Gorl]

Amber saying that "being stupid comes naturally to her" was probably the best thing about this vlog.

Idk about the Wipey situation, she might be telling the truth about her being in the past. Why do I think so? Her voice/mannerisms keep changing at a breakneck speed. We know ALR adopts the speech of whoever is with (she was quiet with Krystle, loud with Density, etc.) and now she has this new low-tone voice she's never used before. Could it be the new gf's?

 

[FatalTater]

You mean northeasterners. New englanders are not New Yorkers. I hate both groups but I just wanted to call that out.

Yeah, come to think of it the ones I dealt with were mostly northern Vermont and central Massachusetts with part-time New York residence.
I am a Midwesterner through-and-through so they all seemed like twats to me.

Amber's socialblade line graph thingy is doing a slow roll downward. It makes me happy.

 

[mysterymoment]

maybe her views will get low enough that she’ll finally take the plunge and do 600 lb life

 

[dfranki723]

Even her audience are now trying to give her excuses as to why she isn't losing weight ''fast''.

''Maybe you have thyroid issues Amber, it's not your fault KuhWeen''. She's eating shit off camera, it's not that difficult to understand. Someone of her size shouldn't struggle to lose weight if she's eating the way she claims to be.
ALR has finally got one of the things she desperately wanted, hordes of simpletons feeding into to her echo chamber. Too bad that this also damages her income.

 

[Thumb Butler]

maybe her views will get low enough that she’ll finally take the plunge and do 600 lb life

Didn't she act like a cunt when they tried to get her on?

 

[nofriendofours]

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Lol

Not that I don't think Jade is probably a bad person but there's no chance this is real. There's tons of dumb made up shit in her comments all the time and someone here always believes it somehow.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Not that I don't think Jade is probably a bad person but there's no chance this is real. There's tons of dumb made up shit in her comments all the time and someone here always believes it somehow.

“GrannyTrannyMidgetGBPP Tranny” …Sounds totally 100% legit.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Guys she wont talk about wifey - wifey no longer exists, I am dating someone. They are local - NO JADE SURE JAN

Wifey is still there. They might not be an item, but Becky and her were not for years. The place is clean, Wifey drive Amber, and she is in the master bedroom. Wifey is there.

I hAvE fRiEnDs

Wifey’s friends. All her friends are exes’ friends that barely tolerated her.

I have girlfriend but won't show her, so its Jade, stupid cunt

If she had a girlfriend, they would have done something for Halloween, Amber’s favourite holiday. Nada, she did not show anything.

I hang out with eric and tricky all the time - SURE
I talk to Becky a lot - Sure
No Becky talk EVER finito - I LOVE HER THOUGH

How does she get there? She does not drive. Wifey, who never existed, was supposed to teach her to drive. Both Eric and Rickie have jobs and would not be bothered with her. Becky? Who knows? She is an idiot.

#5 someone calls out calories - I have questioned if I should see a doctor - No Shit. "literally bawled my eyes out. I am so passionate about losing weight. How do I lose weight?"

It has been suggested to see a doctor for years. She knows their answers: eat less and go to psychotherapy. These are the two things that she does not want to do.

#6 victories and goals - Singing in the shower, amazing achievement because she was too fat. Back in 2019, Had to wait to wash hair and do it at different times. I shower peacefully. You did so well fat bitch. Stamina, you were on the couch for a year.

Quite a victory for a 30-year-old woman.

#8 Where does wifey edit - lol, Wipey is not editing, finding joy in Youtube.

If Wifey is not editing, she is reviewing the vlog for content.

Thanks Chaotic Pizzaparty for the recap.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It must be bad though because her relationship video has not kissed 40k and with such bait, she should have been at 70k views by now. Something is odd too because Apethetic FaxX is stealing all her views.

Compared to Ambers'

Damn bitch is robbing her but Amber must be furious, the channel is operating in fair use too.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

“GrannyTrannyMidgetGBPP Tranny” …Sounds totally 100% legit.

If it pleases the court, Your Honor? The prosecution calls the next witness in the sexual assault trial - GrannyTrannyMidgetGBPP Tranny

 

[Owlflaps]

It must be bad though because her relationship video has not kissed 40k and with such bait, she should have been at 70k views by now. Something is odd too because Apethetic FaxX is stealing all her views.
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Compared to Ambers'
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Damn bitch is robbing her but Amber must be furious, the channel is operating in fair use too.

Because Apathetic faxX takes her boring videos and puts an entertaining spin on it. I feel like all of her sensible haters moved on from watching Amber's channel and migrated to Apathetic. Thusly, Amber gets no views.

 

[mekalekahi]

The fact that this woman is speaking in a completely different tone with a whole new personality should tell her supporters that shes not a real and truthful person lol. She currently has her supporters trying to find a rational reason for her not losing weight but told them last week she ate seafood boil all day.

Edit: her views are low as shit

 

[4Macie]

Imagine that you are so fat that the easiest way to lose some weight is to just stop fucking eating so much. That’s it. Don’t even starve yourself. Just …. Don’t eat as much.

And you can’t even do that. Like to lose weight as a 500+ pound person can’t be that hard. Right? Or am I being fat phobic skinny bitch over here?