Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

I've seen it mentioned before, but she seriously thinks there is a model valley girl hiding under all that lard, stretched out skin, and messed up joints. Our gorl is in for a rude awakeneeeeen

Its ambers default personality. Out of all the things she projects herself to be, california valley gorl is always there, lurking in the background.

 

[lostinwoods]

It must be bad though because her relationship video has not kissed 40k and with such bait, she should have been at 70k views by now. Something is odd too because Apethetic FaxX is stealing all her views.
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Compared to Ambers'
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Damn bitch is robbing her but Amber must be furious, the channel is operating in fair use too.

We all know the Nov/Dec months is when Hamber steps up production and sprinkles in some effort for that sweet Jewtube coin, but Apathetic FaxX will be stealing at least half of Amber's vlogmas views this year. Jade is putting in all the editing work, and yet, a compilation/reaction channel is getting more views.

When Hamber was sitting there with Becky doing lazy q/a livestreams it usually crossed 100k views with almost zero effort. Seems like Jade isn't the savoir Amber was looking for, and Jade's unwillingness to be on camera tanks the views even more

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

We all know the Nov/Dec months is when Hamber steps up production and sprinkles in some effort for that sweet Jewtube coin, but Apathetic FaxX will be stealing at least half of Amber's vlogmas views this year. Jade is putting in all the editing work, and yet, a compilation/reaction channel is getting more views.

When Hamber was sitting there with Becky doing lazy q/a livestreams it usually crossed 100k views with almost zero effort. Seems like Jade isn't the savoir Amber was looking for, and Jade's unwillingness to be on camera tanks the views even more

It's retribution. Amber is essentially trading her money for a small hugbox simulator. There are dozens of reasons why this is happening.

If Amberlynn wants to "punish" her annoyed viewers, her wallet is the only thing that can be hit back. Plenty of other people to give revenue, thank for archiving, or just flat out ignore Amber. Boringness and literally being afraid of someone's shadow being in a video doesn't pay well, does it?

 

[dfranki723]

I don't understand why this massively fat idiot thinks that drinking more water= weight lose. Yeah, switching soda and juice for water is going help with calorie intake but just drinking water isn't going to do anything. She thinks it's the keystone of her weight loss journey though.

She probably saw the arse of end of a conversation online discussing how water can fill a person up, thus lessening their appetite. She thinks that means drinking water cancels out all the shit you eat.

I don't even think water could make someone her size feel full. For a slightly overweight person or a normal sized person? Sure. For this fucking beast? No. She latches on to weightloss techniques but refuses to use them correctly and then wonders why it's not ''working'' for her. She really thinks that the act of merely drinking water somehow burns calories.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Her views shrinking are now the only interesting thing left about Amberlynn.



22k in 10 hours with a kinda clickbaity title.

She‘s already panicking and thumbnailing body shots. As money gets tighter and tighter what will we see? And will we even care?

 

[Kier Starmer]

This is why Amber and Jade will fail, we know this shit is Jade at the heart of it. Don't insult our collective intelligence.

They don't get the concept or the philosophy of diminishing returns. I think the bitch is starting to but once enacted, it's done. She does not realize it is inescapable, a lot of her views again are because of Chantal nostalgia seekers. They want the before chaos time and think Amber can give it. She can't though because Chantal IF she was in the 2008 period, would honestly be Pixyteri status.

Chantal is a really pure lolcow, she just does shit on her own accord and is fascinating. Amber over the years honestly has lost a lot of lustre, a lot of why she was funny was the people around her and her mannerisms. Now she tries to force these isms in and it actually devalues her. You realize that it has always been forced and performance lolcows do not age well.

Amber has to deal with bloggers problems and as soon as you create vlog 1 it is dead on arrival. You have to work on vlog 2 because interest is so quick but dies faster. When you look at any vlogger the reason why they quit so quick is that there are no legacy views at all in it. People like Cecil McFly and Metokur do so well because their content is rewatchable and interesting and that is why views soar over time. Amber is not interesting on her own because she is so dull and one dimensional also incredibly predictable.

Her downfall is great though because she is throwing shit at the wall expecting to see what sticks. Her old faithfuls are not guaranteeing the payoff as she expects which could produce some sperg outs.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Stupid, stupid Amber. If you really had BD you would not make a living vlogging.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Can't watch, too boring, but I glanced at her video and she has disabled the dislikes, but not the likes. I didn't even know you could do that.

Edit- @Chaotic Pizzaparty informed me that YT disabled the dislikes. That is going to be even worse for Amber if people can't go on her videos just to automatically dislike it.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@notfoodienotbeauty The dislikes don't appear now because Youtube's new policy on dislikes makes people sad uWu.

An update to dislikes on YouTube

The dislike count will be private across YouTube, but the dislike button will remain.

blog.youtube

She can still see the dislikes though in her creator hub.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

So now she won't even make hateviews

 

[ADHD]

You gorls will have to forgive me, I'm having a moment.

Jade, you suck. You had a prize winning hog and you ruined her. Here, let me help:


This is what works. We all know damn well Amber is still eating huge amounts of food and the 1600 calorie day vlogs are just a performance. Amber is not and will never be "an inspiration", her entire value is in being a trainwreck. Give the people what they want.

 

[Owlflaps]

This new saga is boring and I hate to see it. I can't wait until her army of fresh ass lickers taste the lying, sour taint that is ALR and becomes the new Haydur nation.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

A comment blows up about wifey being a "him" and now she has body dysmorphia.... Sure Jan. You can wipe your own ass and your hair is naturally curly too.

Also, can we just take a moment because this 500 POUND person really acts like a four tenths of a pound matters. Bitch what?

 

[brooky]

A comment blows up about wifey being a "him" and now she has body dysmorphia.... Sure Jan. You can wipe your own ass and your hair is naturally curly too.

Also, can we just take a moment because this 500 POUND person really acts like a four tenths of a pound matters. Bitch what?

One of my earliest exposures to ALR was her waxing poetic about how she has to weigh herself naked, because she needs to know how much she weighs TO THE OUNCE!!!

It's so pointless. She should be measuring her weight by the tens of pounds to be honest.

 

[giga melt]

One of my earliest exposures to ALR was her waxing poetic about how she has to weigh herself naked, because she needs to know how much she weighs TO THE OUNCE!!!

It's so pointless. She should be measuring her weight by the tens of pounds to be honest.

with this logic amber should cut her hair short. her ass length hair weighs more than her clothes for sure curly or not (its not)

 

[dfranki723]

But her long hair makes her dainty and feminine!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

People with rounder fatter faces look bad with short hair, says Vidal Sassoonlyn.

 

[Clintonberg]

Who wants to bet that dumb bitch gained it back after eating all that packaged ramen lol

She probably had a sleepover with her friends, Ben and Jerry.

 

[Murderous Anas]

She probably had a sleepover with her friends, Ben and Jerry.

Lesbereeeal guiiiise.

Ben and Jerry never stopped being a permanent household fixture.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

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I see a lot of cuts Amber, what does that tell us? Still a liar.