Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Poop Bun]

The fluid circulation is completely jacked & those legs will need a completely different sort of treatment than just a diet. She never, EVER mentions that.

Probably because it's a fact, and she doesn't like saying the truth about a lot of things.

 

[giga melt]

weird how she said "this is the last lego set ill do for a while, ill show you the next lego in the next vlog" ????? why cause you bought wifey beats?

 

[tzgnilki]

weird how she said "this is the last lego set ill do for a while, ill show you the next lego in the next vlog" ????? why cause you bought wifey beats?

her timeline is messed up cause she's recording the vlogs way before they're published

 

[lottalove]

No Amber you CANNOT eat that.
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Other people already put the salmon in.

Thanks for the gif, she look just like every other participant on my-600-lb life.
And "building up stamina" is what they all do at the advice of Dr. Now.
She's parroting all the right things.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Thanks for the gif, she look just like every other participant on my-600-lb life.
And "building up stamina" is what they all do at the advice of Dr. Now.
She's parroting all the right things.

I’d love to see Dr Now lay into this bitch

 

[Bookish]

She's done all of this before, so there's no new angle. I'm hoping for the sake of her channel that one thing she's said actually turns out to be true. We know it has been Jade in her vlogs the last weeks, but I wonder if she's cozied up to one of Jade's friends and really has a new gf? I can't sit through her boring vlogs and *no reason to believe this, but she needs new content. Consider that she claims her girlfriend's friends as her own and she has no other way of meeting new people and Jade is now fully infiltrated, had no real romantic interest in Amber, and never planned for them to be monogamous. Maybe Jade has dropped the ruse of being into her and is freely sowing her oats in her new city, and Amber has hooked up with one of the friends that she brought over? If no one materializes in the next couples of weeks, that'll be the answer.

Or maybe it's Becky. And that new full time job of hers is her old full time job.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She can exercise for hours all day, everyday, and it will doing nothing for weightloss. Why do they all think exercise is the answer? You ate yourself to 500lb, so sticking to a caloric deficit is the only way back down to even just a lower class of obesity. She'll never ever be a skinny legend. Or a fat one.

Weight loss is about 80% diet. I've seen this happen a couple of times on My 600 Pound Life where the patients are encouraged to build stamina, which is important. I won't deny that. Problem is, some of them start going to the gym, do the bare minimum and then use that to justify piggng out afterwards.

People really undersestimate just how much exercise you need to do to burn off even a small treat. A 229-calorie chocolate bar — such as a Mars Bar — would take 42 minutes of walking or 22 minutes of running to burn off. I doubt she even burnt off a 1/3 of a pint of Ben & Jerrys with that exercise.

 

[TaterBot]

One thing about Amber that Jade doesn't realize: Amber Lynn Reid is a maw. She was born that way, it is her very nature, Neither she nor anyone else can change that. Too much stomach and too strong a hunger drive.

At no time in her entire life has she ever been not fat. Fat baby, child, teen, fat adult. All her life, her body and muscle structures have carried far too much weight. Does she have residual strength from that? Absolutely. So she can walk or go swim or climb stairs as a matter of course, but can she stop overeating and being fat? imo No, because she's a maw.

 

[mysterymoment]

Show us your disgusting gremlin friends Amber or everyone’s going to log off

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I just watched the video in its entirety for today for " what I ate ". I will condense it for you ; clearly Amberlynn reads here at The farms. The first thing she tackles is her coffee and how much calories are in it because of the creamer. She claims that she read all this in the comments on the video is because she, and I quote, " is trying to engage with you the viewer even more". She's measuring out in tbsp which sounds weird to me for creamer, and that one tablespoon has 35 calories and so she tried to claim that her previous four tablespoons, would she now only utilizes 2 tbsp of creamer per serving, was still only 140 calories. Whatever.

She then moves on to explain how she likes a little bit of caffeine in the morning. I'm questioning myself of when did Amber ever like coffee before? As a coffee addict myself, I never really thought of her as a coffee drinker so this clearly must be something Jade has her doing is part of a routine so whatever.

So then she goes on to prepare some food and cut some vegetables and there's a little bit of a like a medley of her cutting things and some sped up video. Watching her cutting vegetables makes me want to bite my teeth.

Then there's some funky "I just joined YouTube as a content creator" music bed behind her while she's eating the food in fast motion. Aside from that there's nothing interesting here except from her content is a complete shell of what it used to be.


Now that the video has been pretty much recapped;

Amber I know you and Jade read here so let me tell you something, people think and realize you are being forced to do these bad terrible stupid boring inane videos.

If you want to make some Bank and take back your life, call the police and have Jade removed. Just tell the Kentucky police there's a strong independent negress infestation in your apartment. Jade, be sure to show your hands so you're not the next viral video

Next, hire a Korean immigrant to wipe your asshole for you and vlog about that nonchalantly while eating Taco Bell.

I tell you this from a place of love, because the fact is another YouTube channel is going to cannibalize all of your views .

Something that's really hard to cannibalize even with three streams, it lives. Do live for super chats because....

It's time to show legs, bitch.

 

[Fatty O'Blimpenstein]

I caught this, too. I think she was using the 1/2 tbsp to measure with, but that is still such a calorie waste.

My theory was proven in today's video. It scares me a little.

 

[Murderous Anas]

My theory was proven in today's video. It scares me a little.

I hate that she's seen us sperging about coffee creamer and measuring spoons but hey, doesn't surprise me in the slightest that she still reads this thread.

 

[Dona Morte]

I hate that she's seen us sperging about coffee creamer and measuring spoons but hey, doesn't surprise me in the slightest that she still reads this thread.

Hi Amber,
If you DO read this thread let me tell you one thing:
You HAVE to stand up for yourself.
Callie put up a video that is blatant content theft today.

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I had to try you all.
I have tiny bit of sympathy left for this woman and want her to stay on YouTube. The way her channel is going her channel will fade away by next year.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Wow hey, Amber, I'm so glad you blatantly read here. It's most likely Jade since she loved the little info dump.

Jade leave, your idea of content is shit. If your grand scheme is to destroy Amber's channel because she said blackie one time. You're nailing it! I am glad you have your Beats gorl you *sniggers* earned them. I am surprised you did not rob them considering your history but you are certainly fulfilling the profile as you walk Twinkie in the day.

The face of a lucky lady who secured some black and gold Beats. Also that for someone who loves screaming about racism Callie stole shit today and that is your content, Amber.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

This is the worst Amber ever. Talking about the past like it was years ago, and not like it was just two days ago. She starts a new diet, makes a video about "what works for her", with tips on how you can be successful, just like her, when she has already binged or planned her next binge (labeled "off track"). If course it's never her fault, it's her friends, rude comments, her parents (but her mom is the best person she knows), everyones fault but hers.

Saying how she "exercises everyday" but uploads herself walking the stairs in the same outfit she wore 3 videos ago. I'm pretty sure that is the only exercise she has done.

I admit when she lost weight from her cancer her face was noticeable thinner, but it hasn't changed since she gained all the weight back. She won't be able to keep this up much longer.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Vlog to vlog, the undeniable cannot be hidden. Fat. Plain and simple. Oh, she can martyr up some rancid salmon and death stairs, but Hamber dearest? The proof is in the pudding, i.e. the visuals you provide. Yes, Christmas is coming and you are failing miserably to convince anyone that's followed you for X time that THIS TIME it's different. It's snot. Same as it ever was.

But I love that for you. K? If you were in anyway serious, you'd go MIA for a year, drop a hunnit or so, then try to capitalize on your success. But the way yer doing, yet again, same as it ever was.

Number of people fooled into watching your mundane shelf ass? Zero. We're only here to laugh at you. And we'll chuckle heartily at the continuous nonsense you provide.

 

[mekalekahi]

She doesnt like the taste of coffee but her favorite ice cream is coffee flavored.

 

[I am vomit]

She doesnt like the taste of coffee but her favorite ice cream is coffee flavored.

She likes sugary milky ice cream junk coffee that has more calories than coffee taste, not actual coffee.

 

[Xenomorph]

Did that nasty flesh mountain waddle down her building stairs with no fucking shoes on? Slob's feet are so fucking full of fluid cant even fit in her blasted out flats.