Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

The way she moves in and out of her standing desk makes me believe she's gonna take a nasty fucking spill one day. You can't tell me this dumb bag of lard isn't going to have a misstep and take her desk dow

She is still trying to show us that the standing desk is for her. It reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld when Elaine had bought lots of stuff with the company cash and was trying to prove to a tax inspector that she uses the dental Water Pik as an office plant watering device.

As people have pointed out, the awkwardness of getting under it, the glare from the window on the computer, the inaccessibility of the Lego is she does them this way, and she does not show us this is a poor attempt of telling us that the desk is not for Wifey.

"Sometimes moderation doesn't work" -the Queen of Moderation as she's definitely throwing out boxes and boxes of ice cream products.

All this stuff is going back in the freezer as soon as filming is stopped. It was the same with the cheese in Montecillo. One thing is certain; Amber does not throw out in the bin food that she likes.

 

[Poop Bun]

Holy crap! She almost took out Twonk! I wonder how many times that dog has narrowly escaped death by shelf ass.

I wonder if Jade, the standing desk using video editor, even noticed that near-fatal crushing of Twinkie.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

swear she has contributed at least 50% of some landfill somewhere by her sheer constant consumerism

She has. She also makes up the other 50% of the landfill site.

 

[Haggard Cunt]

I've been gone a bit, and might I say, getting rid of the whole Amber board was the best thing. She is literally so fucking dull now.
We need a big tea spill or something.
Go outside and do something Amber. Yikes.

 

[bulimiavomit]

Not to sound like a total edgelord but the most interesting thing she could do at this point is die. We'd get at least a solid week of watching haydur nation and her orbiters break down. I don't wish any misfortune upon her but we will literally never get the same entertainment from her that we used to.

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

As for how her bug eating venture from yesterday was received:

Better luck next time, gorl.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I wonder if Jade, the standing desk using video editor, even noticed that near-fatal crushing of Twinkie.

Maybe she left it in to increase views knowing that we are all waiting for that sad and inevtitable day when Fat Amber finally sits on Twinkie.

That poor dog deserves better. TLM!!

edit: Why is she saying she isn't filming outside because she doesn't have a car? You lazy, boring bitch! You're trying to lose weight and you live on the ground floor. Go for a walk around the block!

Fat Amber really will think of any excuse not to leave the house.

 

[King Fructose]

How much relief money do we need to send to KY for the earthquake damages?

 

[FatalTater]

Too lazy to edit in the scale when weighing herself but can put in 800 jumpcuts per video. Okay LiarLynn.

Girlfriend might not have witnessed her falling down but dear gawd I hope the neighbors saw it. Bonus points if it was recorded by a security camera.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Yeah, color me skeptical that she actually managed to get up "so fast" after falling in front of her girlfriend. Back in 2018 when she fell twice in front of Becky, she described how difficult it was to get up, to the point where she considered asking Becky to call an ambulance. Being only ~45 lbs. down from her weight then, but with three extra years of swollen joints and aching bones, I have to imagine that her version of "so fast" is more like "wheezing as she cries/whines and attempts to heave herself up as slowly as humanly possible."

Editing to add: Regarding not doing vlogmas, I'll believe it when I see it. Gorl makes all of her money in December. There's no way she's not going to give in, especially since she's allegedly saving up for weight loss surgery (read: DoorDash) now.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Tried to get a clear frame, but just couldn’t.
Trying to demonstrate 2 things: she wasn’t alone as she is looking up at someone, and she is wasting her time not going down Jen’s path of stratospheric camera placement as it does thin her face down.

 

[giga melt]

last video was the most manic i think i've seen amber in a while

 

[Flapjack]

This woman’s fixation on relationships, more specifically romantic ones, is so annoying to me. Everytime i watch a video of hers without fail she has to mention that yes, she has friends! and yes!! she has girlfriends!! no she’s not in love with destiny anymore! …yet she’s all alone on thanksgiving. how sad, guess your relationships can’t be that amazeen after all.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

So, we are to believe Amber has totally changed this time guise. I mean, she said so and put up a picture that was stolen from the farms. Yep, totally believable.

She was also depressed when she was with Destiny. Nice try, bitch. We saw. We all know better.

First Halloween is dead to our gorl, and now Christmas? Well, I’ll be damned. Maybe she really is turning a corner...right into a freight train, because not only is she boring AF currently, but Jade anonymous girlfriend is taking away everything that Amber enjoys.

This is what you get when you allow some rando you met on the internet to move in. Enjoy trying to get rid of that particular tumor, Amber, because that one cannot be cured by medical specialists.

 

[Sarah Connor]

You lazy, boring bitch! You're trying to lose weight and you live on the ground floor.

Reminds me of how people were speculating what floor Hamber lived on when Becky said on stream she wanted Amber to build up her stamina by walking to the mailbox every day. Amber made it seem like it was a fucking pilgrimage. In reality most apartment buildings keep their units mailboxes on the first floor for both ease of access and security for tenants.

She’ll do anything to lose weight except eat less and work out.
Jade, your weight loss plan isn’t working. Start planning orgies and get Hamber to partake in some sexercise a la our queen gunt Chantal! It worked for her!

 

[Fupaverse]

I hate this talk of weight loss surgery. What does that cost? In the 25k - 30k range? It’s a temporary fix. Spend that on a team that’s really going to help you. A nutritionist, an in-house trainer, and a THERAPIST! Not that I believe she’s going to follow through with the surgery. It’s all just more talk!

 

[clothy 04x]

I hate this talk of weight loss surgery. What does that cost? In the 25k - 30k range? It’s a temporary fix. Spend that on a team that’s really going to help you. A nutritionist, an in-house trainer, and a THERAPIST! Not that I believe she’s going to follow through with the surgery. It’s all just more talk!

she will do anything but make an effort.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I hate this talk of weight loss surgery. What does that cost? In the 25k - 30k range? It’s a temporary fix. Spend that on a team that’s really going to help you. A nutritionist, an in-house trainer, and a THERAPIST! Not that I believe she’s going to follow through with the surgery. It’s all just more talk!

She is starting to save by not buying Lego sets, but at the same time is talking to learn to drive and buying a car. Hmm. So, her girlfriend or Wifey has a car, so she does not need to get one if the money is tight.

She will have the consultation with the surgeon and as with previous ones, the surgeon will require a battery of tests and will require further consultations with a nutritionist and a psychotherapist. Amber will have lame excuses why this will not work. Of course, she will be looking for another bariatric surgeon that understands her better.

If we were to believe Amber, her girlfriend is not inviting her for Thanksgiving and since she is supposedly living in Lexington, this is not a great start to a relationship. If, of course, this is Wifey, Amber does not want to fly economy to NYC.

The vlog "eating insects" had only 32k views after one day. Most vlogs seem to be between 50k to 60k views nowadays. I think that posting 5 days a week has saturated her channel and people are skipping some of her vlogs from the numbers. It would be better to do 2 or 3 vlogs a week instead. She is not going to maintain this pace for very long.

I do not believe Amber saying that she will not do vlogmas this year. She will come back with the excuse that it was highly requested and will do it, at least for a while. She needs the money.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

So a...
500 (600?) pound
sociopathic narcissist
treats everyone around her like shit, including her 'fur babies'
wears the same clothes week in week out - unless she's playing dress-up like a toddler playing at being a princess
doesn't wash
has no life skills
cannot drive
STILL cannot walk hardly any length of time
doesn't leave the house from one month to the next - unless she's bribed her former butler to collect her for the day like a divorced parent allowed to see their toddler once a month
... yet somehow has managed to attract her THIRD gorlfriend in less than 5 months???

As for Vlogmas... of course she will do it; she needs the shekels. She's using her usual tactic of asking the outcome she wants as a question to the audience, in the hopes she can use their answer to excuse her inevitable fucking it up. 'You highly requested Vlogmas, but I had to stop after day number ?? for meh mentulz. You all forced me to do it. I'm not a quitter, I'm completely changed Boo Boo'.

No wonder Fatty is struggling for shekels - she's having to buy expensive bugs to eat. Back in the Gaycare she could just pluck them from her unwashed hair.

 

[Silver Surfer]

She is starting to save by not buying Lego sets, but at the same time is talking to learn to drive and buying a car. Hmm. So, her girlfriend or Wifey has a car, so she does not need to get one if the money is tight.

She will have the consultation with the surgeon and as with previous ones, the surgeon will require a battery of tests and will require further consultations with a nutritionist and a psychotherapist. Amber will have lame excuses why this will not work. Of course, she will be looking for another bariatric surgeon that understands her better.

If we were to believe Amber, her girlfriend is not inviting her for Thanksgiving and since she is supposedly living in Lexington, this is not a great start to a relationship. If, of course, this is Wifey, Amber does not want to fly economy to NYC.

The vlog "eating insects" had only 32k views after one day. Most vlogs seem to be between 50k to 60k views nowadays. I think that posting 5 days a week has saturated her channel and people are skipping some of her vlogs from the numbers. It would be better to do 2 or 3 vlogs a week instead. She is not going to maintain this pace for very long.

I do not believe Amber saying that she will not do vlogmas this year. She will come back with the excuse that it was highly requested and will do it, at least for a while. She needs the money.

I googled it, seems like average without insurance is around $20k. Not sure what the cost is when you’re fat as fuck and it’s inherently dangerous to put you under anesthesia - meaning you’re gonna have to see a specialist for super fats. Even if she had the cash and clearance from psychiatry, I don’t see this bitch doing shit. She is a self sabotaging hedonist. That’s what makes her entertaining.

Also LMFAO at amber bragging she made 10k a month last year and now has nothing to show for it- no car, no house, no gastric bypass.