Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Reminder: It has now been 51 days since ALR has had a video that hit 100K views.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

As for Vlogmas... of course she will do it; she needs the shekels. She's using her usual tactic of asking the outcome she wants as a question to the audience, in the hopes she can use their answer to excuse her inevitable fucking it up. 'You highly requested Vlogmas, but I had to stop after day number ?? for meh mentulz. You all forced me to do it. I'm not a quitter, I'm completely changed Boo Boo'.

Don't forget her "seasonal depression" that occurs every winter around Christmas. Dem depression makes her binge, guys!

 

[Pippeyy]

Don't forget her "seasonal depression" that occurs every winter around Christmas. Dem depression makes her binge, guys!

And her yearly "stomach flu" from binging that makes her shit herself for 2 days straight. Last year she said she was diagnosed with the rotavirus, like most 30-year-old women who are homebound.

 

[Billie Ross]

Don't forget her "seasonal depression" that occurs every winter around Christmas. Dem depression makes her binge, guys!

Her birthday is on the 27th of December, I'm sure she has plenty of imaginary friends to celebrate with her.

 

[mekalekahi]

“I don’t know how I fell”


I find it strange that she can go back thru her old vlogs and find clips of her saying she was depressed with destiny (lah) and that clip of her pretending not to see the camera with Eric, but she can’t throw up a picture of her weight?

 

[clothy 04x]

“I don’t know how I fell”
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I find it strange that she can go back thru her old vlogs and find clips of her saying she was depressed with destiny (lah) and that clip of her pretending not to see the camera with Eric, but she can’t throw up a picture of her weight?

accidentally seeing amber's legs shocks me to my core every time. i feel like someone just pulled a knife on me

 

[ADHD]

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[PotatoSalad4711]

“I don’t know how I fell”
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I find it strange that she can go back thru her old vlogs and find clips of her saying she was depressed with destiny (lah) and that clip of her pretending not to see the camera with Eric, but she can’t throw up a picture of her weight?

You know that’s the other strange thing. Her girlfriend didn’t realize she fell? I’m pretty damn sure I would notice 500 lbs of whatever dropping behind me.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

really annoys me how she feels the need to identify every noise in her videos like we've never heard a heater

 

[I call shenanigans]

I googled it, seems like average without insurance is around $20k. Not sure what the cost is when you’re fat as fuck and it’s inherently dangerous to put you under anesthesia - meaning you’re gonna have to see a specialist for super fats. Even if she had the cash and clearance from psychiatry, I don’t see this bitch doing shit.

I googled last week as well the cost for a sleep test in Kentucky (varied from $685-$1.7k) and an endoscopy in Kentucky (that was $1.8-$2.4k). She'll need both prior to surgery, and most likely be required to purchase a CPAP as well (so add another $1k minimum). Then there are the up front pysch test and blood tests costs required which I'm pretty sure she mentioned cost her around $3k last time. There are a ton of upfront costs before WLS that don't even factor into the surgical/hospital costs. If she's considered too fat for the specialist she'll just get told to lose more weight. We all know she's going to tell the specialist that she's already lost 80lb so is ready now for the surgery, but she'll get told to prove it through their program which could run her 3-6months depending on the surgeon. Her starting weight will be what she weighs in at on the day of her first consult. Most bariatric surgeons know better than to believe what a patient claims when it comes to weightloss.
If she really does make as much as she claims, you'd think she would have taken advantage of open enrolment period and bought herself some decent health insurance that would cover WLS amongst other things. She knows she's a walking, talking health disaster waiting to happened (hell it's already happened once with her cancer surgery), but not our gorl that knows what's best for her.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Oh Fat Amber, people don't not smile at you beause you're fat. It's because you're physically repulsive to look at and I can only imagine the smell.......

There really is a visceral reaction when you are confronted with someone so fat and deformed that they no longer look human. I mean, just looks at those legs. That shit ain't right!!

Sounds like she has accepted her pendulous ball situation isn't going anywhere and I love that for her.

 

[Dax Rambo]

really annoys me how she feels the need to identify every noise in her videos like we've never heard a heater

That's because of the one time ZM said she farted in her Optavia video.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"all WE have".. repeated twice. Somebody is with her.

I think 350 lbs. by the end of 2022 is reasonable & realistic - for most people. But Amber ain't most people.

Weight loss would reduce the lymphoedema & certainly be a good first step at treating it - however it can be treated.

She's already super deformed - weight loss is still a win/win.

Not buying the "people nicer with muh weight loss" nonsense because she hasn't lost enough weight to clear the super super morbidly obese category since she lived with Krystal's parents. Damn right people don't take well to the super morbidly obese - it's not FATPHOBIA - not with a majority of North American populations measurably overweight or obese. But people will react badly to a huge outlier because it's visible proof of lack of food based self discipline. Or seen that way.

Yes fat shaming is real. I don't think it's wrong - shame based on people breaking, avoiding or getting around community standards is what helps re-enforce those standards, a check on behavior. Every society & culture has "shame based" ways of checking the behaviors within their community. When those codes break down, the underlying society is screwed.

"Amazing to see my accomplishments" - she's referring to weight loss? WHAT accomplishments is this delusional dim bulb talking about? Since her channel stated she's GAINED the weight of 1 large, hefty man.

She's worried she might bust her ass to lose weight for health reasons, then come down with a non-weight related serious health issue. I can't...

She didn't gain or lose weight for views but she sure as shit has stuffed her face for views.

Amber if you actually did something interesting, your views might start creeping back - you being seen as boring is no compliment. Sharing your journey? Christ, you're trudging down the most boring side street going...

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

So sad, Jade left Amber all alone for Thanksgiving.

The Binge Monster cometh!

 

[Pearlxx]

last Wednesday she was 498.6
off track for 3 days.
today she's 493.4
you're welcome
like if you're gonna do a weigh in, do a weigh in, i really don't need you to talk for eight minutes before you do.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

If she really does make as much as she claims, you'd think she would have taken advantage of open enrolment period and bought herself some decent health insurance that would cover WLS amongst other things. She knows she's a walking, talking health disaster waiting to happened (hell it's already happened once with her cancer surgery), but not our gorl that knows what's best for her.

I checked a while ago to see if insurance companies do pay for bariatric surgeries. What I could find is that they would cover it if the participants fail to lose weight after being in a medically supervised programme for two years. Clearly Amber has never been on a medically supervised programme, so she would to pay for the surgery. That is if the bariatric surgeon accepts to take her.

 

[FatalTater]

That's because of the one time ZM said she farted in her Optavia video.

Funny, I was just thinking about that earlier today. There was a noise and she lost her goddamn mind when people were saying it was a fart. lol I think she spent more time trying to debunk that sound than she has on any serious weight loss effort.

Fat Amber isn't going to get surgery. She's saying it to get attention.
As for the thing where people might be nicer to her if she were smaller... WHAT people? She doesn't go anywhere or have any friends.
If she gets stared at, well. One of her thighs is as big around as an average adult person. Don't want to be looked at like a circus freak, maybe don't eat 6,000+ calories every day for years.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This will be the third WLS surgeon she's met with. Unless she's rolling downhill to Mexico to get it, I don't know why she would think this one would require less from her than the previous two.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I checked a while ago to see if insurance companies do pay for bariatric surgeries. What I could find is that they would cover it if the participants fail to lose weight after being in a medically supervised programme for two years. Clearly Amber has never been on a medically supervised programme, so she would to pay for the surgery. That is if the bariatric surgeon accepts to take her.

Different companies absolutely do cover bariatric surgeries in the US with differing requirements. Most require a medically documented weightloss program of only 6 months (some are actually lower at 3 months). The "medically supervised" means signed off by a doctor every month, with any missed appointment meaning participants have to start over. You don't have to fail at weightloss either, in fact most require a certain percentage of weightloss. The whole point of the medically supervised program is that participants are required to prove that they can indeed change the lifestyle that adopted that got them where they are. With patients who have a BMI >40, even insurers accept the cost of surgery is much lower than the ongoing costs of dealing with their co-morbidities. That's why the BMI limits are a definite part of the insurance approval process. They even approve patients whose BMI is only 35+ if they have two existing co-morbidities (diabetes being the big one)

This will be the third WLS surgeon she's met with. Unless she's rolling downhill to Mexico to get it, I don't know why she would think this one would require less from her than the previous two.

Pretty certain it's her fourth.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

"all WE have".. repeated twice. Somebody is with her.

I noticed that too. We all know that she is living alone.

I think 350 lbs. by the end of 2022 is reasonable & realistic - for most people. But Amber ain't most people.

The probability of a morbidly obese person (BMI OF 40 - 45) to attain a normal weight and maintaining it by themself is less than 1%. For Amber, it is less than this. This is the reason bariatric surgery is recommended.

Weight loss would reduce the lymphoedema & certainly be a good first step at treating it - however it can be treated.

She could treated them right now with compression bandages.

"Amazing to see my accomplishments" - she's referring to weight loss? WHAT accomplishments is this delusional dim bulb talking about? Since her channel stated she's GAINED the weight of 1 large, hefty man.

Amber is proud of herself for the smallest possible accomplishment, such as putting cheese and crackers on a plate 2 Christmas ago.

She's worried she might bust her ass to lose weight for health reasons, then come down with a non-weight related serious health issue. I can't...

Yes, LogicalLynn is like that.