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"In observance of the holiday?" Bitch, you ain't no store. What the fuck can you offer?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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"In observance of the holiday?" Bitch, you ain't no store. What the fuck can you offer?
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Amber made a big show of informing her audience that she was spending Christmas alone in... what, like September or something? I'm not from Burgerland so idk how much of a big deal Thanksgiving is in comparison to Christmas but if neither Wipey or any of her (imaginery) friends give enough fucks to make sure she isn't spending Christmas alone then they're not gonna put themselves out for Thanksgiving either.
Of course this could also all be a load of shite, Wipey spent Thanksgiving with Amber after all, and she's just playing the "strong independent woman who can TOTALLY live by herself" angle for ass pats and views.
Of course this could also all be a load of shite, Wipey spent Thanksgiving with Amber after all, and she's just playing the "strong independent woman who can TOTALLY live by herself" angle for ass pats and views.
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Amber doesn't realize that no surgeon would perform that surgery w/o insurance. She thinks cash-in-hand for it upfront should be good enough, but it isn't. What if the patient strokes, suffers a heart attack, or other catastrophic event during surgery? (Remember those consent forms?) That means much more hospitalization care aka huge expenses. Her $35k check is a pittance in the face of $200-300k bills. Health insurance is necessary, like people have told her for years.
Most doctors rightfully give her the lose-weight-get-therapy -and-then-we'll talk instructions. Almost none are as blunt as the fresh from India doctor who said incredulously when a woman told him she needed a surgery done, "But you don't have any insurance!" And of course, she got mad.
Most doctors rightfully give her the lose-weight-get-therapy -and-then-we'll talk instructions. Almost none are as blunt as the fresh from India doctor who said incredulously when a woman told him she needed a surgery done, "But you don't have any insurance!" And of course, she got mad.
I think Hamber needs to just spend a year alone. Well…. Her and a therapist.
FupaCitySheriff
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I think she's still in a 'relationship' with Wipey - whatever the Hell that means. I also think Wipey has gone back to the 'hood for Thanksgiving and will also be going back for Christmas, which explains why Fatty could 'say with her chest' back in September that she would be home alone at Christmas. Wipey had already told her she was going home and Fatty knew that pigs can't fly, eckspeshully 500+ elbee pigs.
Home alone for Christmas, her birthday and New Year - love that for her. With the amount of comfort eating I expect from her, it won't be long before she's leaving this planet.
We know you and your pet coon read here, Boo Boo, so enjoy Black Friday - it's the only black you'll be seeing for the next few days. At least it's a day that matches the color of your soul.
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Food delivery drivers are thankful for the lonely fatties who keep them busy near the holidays. Thank you Amberlynn for your $78.43 order and $12 dollar tip!
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For at least a minute of Thanksgiving Fat Amber was in Chantal's chat. She showed up, Chantal greeted her and said they should keep in touch or whatever, then she ended the stream.
Chat was blaming Amber for chasing Chantal away. It was fun.
Chat was blaming Amber for chasing Chantal away. It was fun.
Nomm
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I am not sure Wipey is still there.
I am swinging more towards the idea that she is still in the picture (the lack of downward spiral that a breakup would have entailed is telling), but she might just have family and doesn't want to tell her mum that she is bringing not only her fat, white girlfriend, but her fat white girlfriend, who can't stop oversharing on the internet and will dox the address of grandma's hamster if only given half a chance.
So I think she was alone and probably indulged errrrm binged errrrrm observed the holiday on her own.
I am swinging more towards the idea that she is still in the picture (the lack of downward spiral that a breakup would have entailed is telling), but she might just have family and doesn't want to tell her mum that she is bringing not only her fat, white girlfriend, but her fat white girlfriend, who can't stop oversharing on the internet and will dox the address of grandma's hamster if only given half a chance.
So I think she was alone and probably indulged errrrm binged errrrrm observed the holiday on her own.
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I think Hamber needs to just spend a year alone. Well…. Her and a therapist.
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The Reids are piles of shit and it would be in Amber's best interest to cut them out of her life entirely. She's in denial about what a worthless drain on society each and every one of them are (except the ones that were adopted out, but they weren't raised by Reids), and pays lip service to seeing them and spending time with them, I think because she always wishes she had a normal family, which is totally reasonable. Her parents, the same people who chose drugs over her all her life, said they were "proud of her" for being successful. It'll be interesting to see how much longer their interest in her continues as her channel sinks, and drugs continue to exist in the universe.
I hope she sees this, bro.
Since everyone's contributing their theories about the relationship moment situation type deal, I'll throw in mine; I think wifey is Jade Francis. I think the "local girl" is a red herring and Jade has been there the whole time. We've physically seen her in toaster reflections and other such autistic mediums, unless we choose to believe Amber tricked a whole two black people into liking her, one right after the other. I think Jade did return to NY for Thanksgiving, will for Christmas, and Amber can't go because she's fucking F A T. It's why she's all sadbrain on Tiktok and has stated well in advance she'll be alone for these holidays.
Jade isn't the mental midget that Amber's previous gorlfriends were; she is accomplished, educated, and sets boundaries for herself. She is a real normal human person, and Amber is used to hanging around with other fat useless do-nothings that bend easily to her will. I'm interested to see the ramifications of Jade not being around for the next few days to police her gigantic toddler. Obviously there'll be a binge that we do or do not hear about. But, at least in my opinion, this first time alone will be time Amber will spend reflecting on whether or not the narc in her enjoys this new power dynamic, or if she should fall back into her comfort zone of relationships with emotionally malleable munters.
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At first, I thought that this did not make sense as Amber usually quotes something without really understanding what she is quoting. She is not running "Chez Amber" and she is not giving her staff the day off. However, if Wifey is her carer, she may want to give the long weekend off, as she actually works for her by cleaning, cooking, editing and filming her videos. It makes perfect sense in Amber's mind.
Let's decorticate what Amber has said in the past.
1. She is living alone: If she is indeed living alone, filming and posting on Thanksgiving, would not affect her. She was alone before, during and after this holiday. She could order a turkey dinner as it does not make sense to cook one for just one person. Amber never lived alone before, so it is doubtful that she lives alone now. She might even entertain having a boarder just to keep her company.
2. She is living alone but has friends: If it is true, why any of her new friends have not invited her. She is thirty, so her new friends are not teenagers and are likely young adults. If they are also alone, they could get together for a feast. If they have families, it is common to invite single people to join them during the holidays. How about her old friends? Eric, Rickie, Destiny, Dana, or even Becky would know that she is alone for the holiday, why have they not invited her? Amber has no new friends and her attitude has pushed away her old ones.
3. She is living alone but has a new girlfriend. It is weird that she would not be invited by her on Thanksgiving, or at least spending some time with her. On Thanksgiving Day, she may feel a bit awkward to invite if they feel that the relationship is too new, but not on the following Friday or the weekend. Amber does not have a new girlfriend. She only exists to misdirect her audience away from Wifey. It has not worked.
4. She is not alone and living with Wifey. This is the most likely conclusion. If Wifey is Jade, she has family in New York and Jade wants to share her holidays, both Thanksgiving and Christmas with her family. Amber always complaints that she can't fly, or is unable to be in a car for too long. Amber probably tried to manipulate Jade into staying, but what worked with Destiny and Becky does not seem to work with Jade. This is why she is saying that she will be alone at Christmas.
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The one thing Amber can offer is money and she will pay very good money for personal services. Someone is obviously there watching over her, wiping that ass, bathe/dressing her and getting the Doordash deliveries.
Jade probably took a little break but I still believe Amber has at least two caretakers, and nothing is stopping Beckster from offering a helping hand for some wads of cash
Jade probably took a little break but I still believe Amber has at least two caretakers, and nothing is stopping Beckster from offering a helping hand for some wads of cash
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It would be the bees knees if Wipey just told Ham Butt she's only leaving for the holidays, but she's actually permanently dipping out. The meltdown after that realization...oh my gah!
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Remember how every time Becky had to go do something not Amber related for a day or two Amber would get UTIs because she can't (or won't) clean herself?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
As for "Poor widdle Amber, she has to be all awone at the holidays!" there's plenty of evidence as to why she is alone, her horrible personality that no one wants to be around.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
As for "Poor widdle Amber, she has to be all awone at the holidays!" there's plenty of evidence as to why she is alone, her horrible personality that no one wants to be around.
notfoodienotbeauty
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Is this from today? Yep, she is definitely trying to make Jade feel bad for leaving her.
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Of course she's having a hard time even putting away laundry, piggy never does housework and would live in a sty without a handler doing all the cleaning and upkeep.
Turd Fergusson
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If there were any evidence that she is not alone, this is it. Wifey is off to NYC and her non-existent friends are nowhere to be found. I am surprised that she did not make some dry sandwiches as she did before with Becky. If she did not binge in the last couple of weeks, she is likely going hog wild this weekend.
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I'm looking forward to the blog where she says she's gonna cancel her schedule in favor of her mental health.
For the 100th fucking time.
For the 100th fucking time.
FupaCitySheriff
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She always tries to manipulate her assistants when they dare to leave her. Remember when her butler dared to visit her dying mother on Mothers Day? Fatty always starts acting up and her mentulz force her to binge - which is strange that she already has the binge food at home... it's as if there is no Binge Monster and the lying, manipulative cunt plans it.
She will have her binges and struggle to function, trying to make Wipey feel bad for daring to leave her. Hopefully Wipey sees it and just stays in NYC and leaves the fat cunt to it.
Even for money and a decent place to stay, I cannot understand why anyone would tolerate the fat cunt. Her family can't stand her, all her 'friends' that she assured us loved spending time with her have all disappeared as soon as they aren't on the payroll any longer - just like we all said they would. Happy holidays Fatty!
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I wonder how jades family feels about her speaking to amber for 2-3 weeks and then moving in with her.