Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mekalekahi]

I can’t put into words how much I hate current day amberlynn.

 

[Miltank]

She should be loosing about 4 elbees a week if she was truly eating only 1,600k cals a day (calcuating in her bmr @ supposedly being 500 lbs)

 

[Insulin reid]

This complete lack of progress is pathetic. Fat Amber is acting like she has all the time in the world to lose this weight when every day she is this size, her body is slowly giving way. Part of the issue is her delusion. She praises herself for these miniscule losses where others may reflect and realise that maybe they need to do better.

She continues the high of day one. She relishes the feeleens (fuelings,feelings,fulleens - depending on her chosen accent) that come with starting a grand new adventure. I thought she would get over it because the same pretend shit all the time must get old for her too right?

Apparently not.

She acts like she has all the time in the world because that fantasy she beats like a dead horse is half that feeling alone. This is her version of taking edibles and smoking prerolls without inhaling- just like chantal she has to focus on something not real, or have an infantile view on the situation. The gravity of their decisions must never be thought about in any real meaningful way.

That future she wants so badly, is going to be grotesque and miserable given the amount of damage she has done to her body, which is mostly irreversable.

Its already starting without weight loss.The side by side video compilation of ambers face sagging is hilarious, and i cant wait till we see how much fat shes going lose around her neck and back of her head. I bet shes gonna fuck up her hair line and its gonna look like a cheap wig improperly put on.

Don't we all just love that for her? I know I do.

Oh yes indeed.

 

[Owlflaps]

LMAO

It finally took her a year to maybe admit that she maybe lost weight because of cancer rotting her womb. Maybe she'll lose more weight once she loses that easy YouTube money and she has to work a real job like the rest of the normies.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

491.6 lbs? Barely a dump below weight gain after binging over 20,000+ calories? The average Thanksgiving plate is roughly 3,000 calories and Big AL most certainly ate all 6 servings from the restaurant. A whole jar of peanut butter is 3,000 calories. The White Castle cheeseburgers are around 330 cal for 2.

Not buying the weigh in as true & honest.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Amber gets proud of herself for the smallest things. If she gains one pound, she is proud because she didn't gain two pounds. At her size her weight probably fluctuates 10 pounds or more every day.

When she lost weight with the cancer it was noticeable, especially in her face, but she is supposedly that same weight again (after gaining it all back) but she doesn't look any different. I find it hard to believe she is only eating 1600 calories and exercising, but barely losing weight. Jade might be dumb enough to believe that, but we aren't

December is going to be her month long binge fest, because holidays, and she has another wls appointment in January, so she will keep putting it off because wls is her magic pill that will automatically change everything. Of course we all know she will never get it done. The cost alone, just for the pre-test, let alone the surgery, she won't be able to afford. And we know she refuses to get any kind of health insurance.

Maybe she will get interesting again? Because this is far too boring to watch. I couldn't make it through the whole 7 minutes.

 

[8008135]

Her last video with 100k or plus number was November, 3rd.

October 4th, actually ... nearly 2 months ago.

Nobody gives a fuck about her anymore.

 

[Poop Bun]

Not buying the weigh in as true & honest.

Since she recently re-figured out how to show the scale to show her weight, I'm assuming she's just putting a foot on the floor to offset the weight on the scale.

 

[DontEatThat]

Nice try Jade.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

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Nice try Jade.

So happy for AF and us
Love this for big fat al.
You back with your ginormous wifey yet invisible Jade Francis? #failure

 

[Owlflaps]

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Nice try Jade.

Fair use, bitches! AF deserves a medal for making Amber's boring, shitty content interesting.

Get fukt, fatty. I hope your views tank while AF's skyrockets

 

[FatalTater]

I had been keeping an eye on Apathetic faxX and noticed that the channel was still up, just missing a few videos. Good to know it officially survived.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

Glad to see AFs channel survived, too. They seem to have kept their compilations, and removed or left the stand alone Amber live/upload reacts privated.




Bottle uploads reacts rapidly after Amber's, in a very similar style to AF's. Decent views, too. This one currently has 17k to Amber's 27k, so 63%.




After the cluster fuck that was Jade's, sorry Amber's, first toe dip into copyright claim, I doubt she'll be rushing to repeat the experience.

Everytime I see Activate XenForo..

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I see AF confirmed it was the result of a youtube appeal and not withdrawn by Amber/Wipey.

That will piss Amber off, hopefully. She might do something interesting.

 

[Dona Morte]

I see AF confirmed it was the result of a youtube appeal and not withdrawn by Amber/Wipey.

That will piss Amber off, hopefully. She might do something interesting.

This means a human looked at it right?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I see AF confirmed it was the result of a youtube appeal and not withdrawn by Amber/Wipey.

That will piss Amber off, hopefully. She might do something interesting.

Good thing Amber has a million other jobs she can fall back on.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

And then she mentioned she wanted to buy dinner but only ONE place was opened and she couldn't get anything else but a family size meal from them that serves 6????

I just want to know if anyone actually believes this shit.

Anyway last wednesday she was 493.4
today she's 491.6

2 pounds. 500 pounds and she lost TWO in a week? Pretty sure that's just "I shit before I weighed". Also, those damn decimals get me every time.

The whole "muh teeeeth" thing got me wondering. Even if she did actually act like an adult and go to the dentist, could she fit in the chairs? She is as wide as a door. Plus they will have weight limit that she exceeds I'm sure. How do deathfats even get dental work done?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Good thing Amber has a million other jobs she can fall back on.

3 candidates for 2 vacancies...
Candidate 1 - Ivy League educated lawyer, 5 years experience in corporate law, just returned from a year of volunteer work in Africa, working toward a PhD in Jurisprudence, hobbies are running marathons & playing racquetball
Candidate 2 - former McDonald's worker, hoping to get a trainee management position, engaged to be married, hoping to buy their first family home in 2022, runs an after school soccer club for disadvantaged children
Candidate 3 - Big AL
Who you got for the 2 jobs? You fucking fat phobic haydurs !!!

 

[mekalekahi]

A little late but regarding amberlynn getting all huffed at being asked what she’s going to do after YouTube, she actually answered back during livestreams “maybe a vet moment maybe a teacher moment” one of those careers involves about 8 years of college you can’t just have a “vet moment”

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Bitch can't even walk her fat as fuck dog or trim her nails, and she wants to be a vet? I wouldn't trust her to be a groomer (and you need a license for that)