Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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ALR is too sick to post a video for the next couple days but well enough to fish for sympathy online. It’s likely her jaw pain that she’s not going to get checked out because she can’t squeeze into the dentist’s chair. She’ll just waste emergency room resources instead like she does every year.

COOF COOF COOF COOF

 

[Witch Bitch]

She likely has rampent yeast and bladder infections. Adding to her repugnant smell.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She might also just be really salty because Apathetic FaxX got their channel back?

 

[Pippeyy]

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ALR is too sick to post a video for the next couple days but well enough to fish for sympathy online. It’s likely her jaw pain that she’s not going to get checked out because she can’t squeeze into the dentist’s chair. She’ll just waste emergency room resources instead like she does every year.

Do we have the annual "stomach virus" aka binging on anything and everything because the holidays give her a sad?
We all know that she just doesn't have the money she did even a year ago, so emergency dental care may be too expensive. She will probably whine for months about how much pain she's in and never do anything about it. Like she bled for 2 years and never went to the gyno because of her dainty period hole.

 

[Owlflaps]

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ALR is too sick to post a video for the next couple days but well enough to fish for sympathy online. It’s likely her jaw pain that she’s not going to get checked out because she can’t squeeze into the dentist’s chair. She’ll just waste emergency room resources instead like she does every year.

Is this fat bitch's health finally nose diving? She can't pretend she's fine when she can't even reach to wipe.

 

[Witchy Wamen]

The coof has proven to be nothing if it can't even take a fat like big Al

 

[dollastoho]

The coof has proven to be nothing if it can't even take a fat like big Al

Tammy Slaton got it.

 

[Witchy Wamen]

Tammy Slaton got it.

And Tammy is still going with her horrible existence.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Would be funny if wipey picked up the Coof. Remember when she made Becky quarantine for two weeks when she saw her family, but she let wipey, a stranger she never met, who traveled through at least two different airports, move right into her apartment? I doubt when she came back from the "west coast" Amber didn't make her do anything, and probably made her stop at a fast food joint, or two, on her way home.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

What does being sick have to do with 'uploading' stuff you filmed days ago? Isnt posting really just a matter of a few mouse clicks?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

What does being sick have to do with 'uploading' stuff you filmed days ago? Isnt posting really just a matter of a few mouse clicks?

This is a good question: why indeed? This only reason that I can think of is that to upload 5 days a weeks, she does not have much pre-recorded material and whatever she uploads has been filmed the same day. It is not like she does massive amount of editing for her vlogs.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

(10:57) New schedule;

• Monday; weekly vlog.
• Thursday; usually a vlog, now a random video (bet it's a sit-down lmao fucking fat).
• That's it, that's the schedule. Don't know if she's cutting the rest.

Jade has been the driving force in most of what Amber's done, and how she's done it. The counterproductive five day upload schedule and jarring jump-cut-to-fuck nontent combo, along with so many uploads being very short in terms of ad revenue (is it 8 mins and above now?) smacks of Jade working harder than Amber, but not smarter.
The new schedule above, and timing of it's announcement, gives the impression that Amber was attempting to regain control of her channel while Jade was away.
I bet Amber's getting tired of playing 'tell me what to do'. I wonder if Amber is not sick, but downing tools, and refusing to adhere to jade's schedule.
It'll be interesting to see who won next week. Jade's snoozefest of five days of uploads, or Amber's two days of vlogs, complete with ceiling shots, full body shots, and snide remarks left in?

 

[Insulin reid]

Jade has been the driving force in most of what Amber's done, and how she's done it. The counterproductive five day upload schedule and jarring jump-cut-to-fuck nontent combo, along with so many uploads being very short in terms of ad revenue (is it 8 mins and above now?) smacks of Jade working harder than Amber, but not smarter.

I think anyone with the low effort videos like amber could do the 5 day schedule and make short prerecorded videos. Ambers fat lazy ass cant get through the day doing the bare minimum, this must be hell for her.

The new schedule above, and timing of it's announcement, gives the impression that Amber was attempting to regain control of her channel while Jade was away.
I bet Amber's getting tired of playing 'tell me what to do'. I wonder if Amber is not sick, but downing tools, and refusing to adhere to jade's schedule.

Its less than half her other schedule. She truly cant be bothered to do anything remotely resembling work. The newness of the relationship probably wore off and being a puppet isnt what amber wants. Shes taking back the power and doeen whats truly right for her.

It'll be interesting to see who won next week. Jade's snoozefest of five days of uploads, or Amber's two days of vlogs, complete with ceiling shots, full body shots, and snide remarks left in?

Ive gotten the impression wipey has this "do what i want or i leave" mindset which usually is what amber does to other people. Since the cats away the mice will play, but wipey seems pretty flighty and not interested in hanging around if amber digs in her hooves to avoid lasting change and personal growth.

My tinfoil hat prediction is amber is seeing what scares her-
Sustained achievable weight loss
A real adult actual youtube schedule and the work that comes with it
The vast amount of effort it takes to be a person in life compared to what shes used to.

And now shes going to freak out and do whatever it takes to fuck this up and avoid anything remotely looking like responsibility and then blame others for her failure. I cant wait

 

[high and tired]

I can’t wait for the ‘Sign Up For Welfare With Me’ and ‘EBT Haul’ videos.

As if her brain functions enough to handle filling out those forms

 

[Constellationzero]

My tinfoil hat prediction is amber is seeing what scares her-
Sustained achievable weight loss

Probably scares most fat POS. Look at 600LB life and the Penny episode.
Sustainable achieved weightloss puts you at grave, grave risk of the following:

* Having to cut your own toenails and wipe your own ass
* Cookeeeeeeeeeeen for yourself
* washeeeeeeeeeeen the dishes yourself when you're done
* Getting your own mail
* Feeling your flabby loose skin pull and scrape when you move while you wait and lose more for skin surgery

Which might lead to:

* A job
* Getting the job
* Being expected to keep the job
* Driving yourself and maintaining your own car
* Coming to work on time
* Working while at work

I mean--s'hard. Look at that Mason guy, fattest guy in Brittain (or was). The chimpening from him when he started losing and the NHS said he wasn't getting his paid ass wipe seven days a week anymore, and that he was expected to do more for himself. I think he's currently shitting our country up these days.

 

[Poop Bun]

Omegon just uploaded his “Amberlynn Reid’s 2021 Review”

 

[Cataloons]

The whole "muh teeeeth" thing got me wondering. Even if she did actually act like an adult and go to the dentist, could she fit in the chairs? She is as wide as a door. Plus they will have weight limit that she exceeds I'm sure. How do deathfats even get dental work done?

A couple of years ago (I think) she had to have a tooth pulled, so she can probably have more work done at the same dentist.

EDIT: Herp derp, ninjaed.

 

[ADHD]

Well well well, look who's attention whoring in Chantal's chat right now:

Sick, my ass.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Video ideas for amber:
- apply to jobs with me
- apply for insurance with me
- apply for unemployment with me
- show legs

I agree that she will sabotage her current weight loss because she can’t stand the idea of growing up/not being a victim. What will she blame for how shit her life is and how much people dislike her if she isn’t grotesquely fat anymore?

 

[D_Tractor]

Video ideas for amber:
- apply to jobs with me
- apply for insurance with me
- apply for unemployment with me
- show legs

I agree that she will sabotage her current weight loss because she can’t stand the idea of growing up/not being a victim. What will she blame for how shit her life is and how much people dislike her if she isn’t grotesquely fat anymore?

"What will she blame for how shit her life is and how much people dislike her if she isn’t grotesquely fat anymore?"
a blackie.