Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Witch Bitch]

Omegon just uploaded his “Amberlynn Reid’s 2021 Review”

This fucking cuck? Christ. I wish toad would come back and do a proper vid. Or cecil but shes to busy dunking on the mean fat girls in Hater Nation to make nice long vids on our favorite repugnant cows.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Video ideas for amber:
- apply to jobs with me
- apply for insurance with me
- apply for unemployment with me
- show legs

I want a cuntlynn-esque fatty mukbang. When Amberlynn does those, she always says interesting gossip as the food loosens the lips.

Omegon just uploaded his “Amberlynn Reid’s 2021 Review”

His voice/demeanor is annoying, artificial, and he takes too long to make a point. No depth, focusing on random pointless details through months, while ignoring what should be a summarization. What a shitty yearly review by a grifter.

 

[Julaay]

Video ideas for amber:
- apply to jobs with me
- apply for insurance with me
- apply for unemployment with me
- show legs

I agree that she will sabotage her current weight loss because she can’t stand the idea of growing up/not being a victim. What will she blame for how shit her life is and how much people dislike her if she isn’t grotesquely fat anymore?

I would pay to watch a vlog of her explaining on a job interview how YouTube was a career and what skills she has learned from it. I also want to see the expression on the interviewer's face, especially if they have seen her channel.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The new schedule above, and timing of it's announcement, gives the impression that Amber was attempting to regain control of her channel while Jade was away.
I bet Amber's getting tired of playing 'tell me what to do'. I wonder if Amber is not sick, but downing tools, and refusing to adhere to jade's schedule.
It'll be interesting to see who won next week. Jade's snoozefest of five days of uploads, or Amber's two days of vlogs, complete with ceiling shots, full body shots, and snide remarks left in?

I am a bit perplexed about why her views are decreasing now. Her last video barely reached 50k views after 2 days. Her videos are not better but not any worst than anything she did a year ago, so if the same people are watching, she should get the same views. The reaction channels are not more active and the content of her videos is about the same.

My tinfoil hat prediction is amber is seeing what scares her-
Sustained achievable weight loss

To have a sustained achievable weight loss, you need to have a plan, supported by medical professionals, with realistic goals, not some haphazard concoction by someone who does not have a clue how to lose weight.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is only interesting when there are other people around for her to interact with.

Some big fat lump blathering lies to a camera is boring.

Apathetic faxX is back, btw.

 

[Stephanie Brown]

I am a bit perplexed about why her views are decreasing now. Her last video barely reached 50k views after 2 days. Her videos are not better but not any worst than anything she did a year ago, so if the same people are watching, she should get the same views. The reaction channels are not more active and the content of her videos is about the same.

It might just be that there's not much left to milk. Amber has become a boring cow, I mean, what is entertainning about her anymore? I've watched her antics for like a year and I can't stand it anymore. She's never gonna show her laygs. she's never gonna lose weight, she'll continue to be an annoying cunt and all the side chararacters have disapeared, we don't even get to see her new gf. Show's over folks. Nothing lasts forever, time to move on and find more entertaining cows

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

His voice/demeanor is annoying, artificial, and he takes too long to make a point. No depth, focusing on random pointless details through months, while ignoring what should be a summarization. What a shitty yearly review by a grifter

Agreed.. he has shit videos and is annoying.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Inevitable Deatfat death is inevitable.

Gonna leave it there. Slappy had a good bartender tonight . Love dat for me, fuck dat for Hamber.

 

[FickleFuck]

You know shit is bad and boring when you keep checking the board for something new, a random comment, a gif, an "Ambers fat and I would not have sex with her"....and there is jack fucking shit. Going out with a fucking growling gut of a wimper and not a damn Mook-BANG. Pathetic.

 

[Pearlxx]

A couple of years ago (I think) she had to have a tooth pulled, so she can probably have more work done at the same dentist.

EDIT: Herp derp, ninjaed.

lmao oh yeah I remember that, she like went on and talked about her wisdom tooth removal as if it's some life or death situation. and then said a tooth is a bone (cause she's fucking stupid) but it was around the time she was at in the 560s. It's the same video as the "water gives me heart burn" moment type deal. So maybe that specific dentist she saw had a chair that fit her cause most only go up to 500 lbs.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She explained recently that she only pees three times a day. I have to tell you that I don't know how many times I pee a day but it sure as shit is more than 3 times. She's also mentioned she holds in her pee so she doesn't have to get up and go to the bathroom. I imagine the simple task of urinating is a grotesque misadventure for her and anyone else involved so she just avoids it.

Amber creates perfect conditions to have a UTI all the time - high sugar diet, she definitely doesn't drink as much water as she's trying to make us believe, she doesn't bathe on a regular basis, she wears the same pants (and probably underwear) multiple times a week and then to not pee on a regular basis? Gorl. This is asking a lot from you but the very least you can do is GO TO THE BATHROOM. Even if you have to drip dry, my God. I can't stand having a UTI for a few days, this bitch would rather suffer for weeks/months on some bullshit but has no problem going to the ER for a fever.

 

[lostinwoods]

Without any side characters the Amberverse is boring, Becky leaving was the nail in the coffin

If Jade grew a pair and interacted with the whale on camera it would spark some interest and garner way more viewers.

And I wanted to mention the lack of a dislike counter on Youtube, some people would click her video just to raise the dislike/like ratio, but now that's not even an option and it will also drop her viewership. It's hard times being a lolcow

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

Amber’s uploaded some new Tik Tok vids while she’s been sick …

If you got it going on

TikTok video from raritycat (@rarityycat): "If you got it going on". I AM WOMAN.

www.tiktok.com

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber creates perfect conditions to have a UTI all the time - high sugar diet, she definitely doesn't drink as much water as she's trying to make us believe, she doesn't bathe on a regular basis, she wears the same pants (and probably underwear) multiple times a week

Bold of you to presume she wears underwear. It's hard enough for her to climb the mountain that is putting on pants, Why put on two articles of clothing when you go nowhere, see no one, and have no reason not to go commando?

and then to not pee on a regular basis? Gorl. This is asking a lot from you but the very least you can do is GO TO THE BATHROOM. Even if you have to drip dry, my God. I can't stand having a UTI for a few days, this bitch would rather suffer for weeks/months on some bullshit but has no problem going to the ER for a fever.

Manufactured TLC, since nobody else will give her asspats and assure her she's just fine, or will be. If she went for a UTI, she'd have to pee in a cup or allow a catheter sample. They're both difficult and embarrassing in their own ways for her.

 

[Dona Morte]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".

 

[Chickenpox]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
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She is really feeling herself. Ugh. I wonder when she will finally be concerned about her money / views on YouTube.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
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Does... does she not know the words? That half assed lipsync at the end leads me to believe she does not know the words.

 

[Billie Ross]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
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Burnin' it down ?
Definitely UTI.

 

[Constellationzero]

Without any side characters the Amberverse is boring, Becky leaving was the nail in the coffin

If Jade grew a pair and interacted with the whale on camera it would spark some interest and garner way more viewers.

And I wanted to mention the lack of a dislike counter on Youtube, some people would click her video just to raise the dislike/like ratio, but now that's not even an option and it will also drop her viewership. It's hard times being a lolcow

I got mine. I know how people feel about Chrome, but I gotta use it for work. Get Yours NOW!

Return YouTube Dislike

Returns ability to see dislikes

chrome.google.com

 

[Insulin reid]

Does... does she not know the words? That half assed lipsync at the end leads me to believe she does not know the words.

Of course she doesnt.
You see in this one video she cycles through all of what shes capable of, one at a time-
Moving her head and neck blob slightly.
Lip biting or some random facial movement.
Laughing like she's in a commercial and having quirky fun.
Lipsync only several words.

This is the majority of her tiktok content aside from that weird acting thing she did for a moment and the see-through shirt jostling motion one.