Hello, fellow assholes! I missed y'all!
Yes and she claims to weigh less now, so she has no excuse. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, Tammy Slaton went to the dentist and TLC filmed it for the 1000lb Sisters show.
L-a-z-y. Also no car, but that's also no excuse, since Uber exists there.
As the below posts mentioned
the lack of side characters is the main reason views are dropping imo. There's no one to help AL carry on conversation, and no one to throw subtle shade at her that she doesn't pick up on but everyone else does. Ricky was extremely good at the latter. No unflattering landwhale sightings from Eric's vlogs. Those were good times man. I miss the gaycare era.
Agreed. Big Al is 100% uninteresting on her own. With no interests beyond eating and shopping, and being intellection incurious and incapable of engaging in any reasonable discussion about anything, she's a potato. Except less useful.
If Amber hadn't lied about Jade, she could interact with her from behind the camera to add dialogue. Then there would be no need to edit out their conversations with so many jump cuts. Jade doesn't have to show her face, but I mean we've already heard her voice. Fat AL really fucked herself by carrying on this charade for so long. I believe this is also the reason why she's not doing vlogmas this year. While other creators are vlogging the Holidays with family and friends.
Forward thinking ain't her strong suit. Were she, she would have had actual savings (and health insurance!) and wouldn't have had to have gone into sheer panic when the hospital stuff started and the YTbux started falling away.
Yep Fat Albert likes to go commando.
Good to have YOU back in this thread GORRLLL. I missed your recaps. Amber is so boring lately.
Thanks! I had to take a break from Big Al's monotonal, uninteresting life for awhile. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that.
That's Amber in the thumbnail.
A little pareidolia for everyone: look at that nugget just below the fork tines. Why, that's Big Al's fat mug right there!
She was too SICK to remember the words, hater. Have some sympathy.
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Lulz. Still too uninteresting and without the intellect to come up with her own topics, I see.
Lazylynn is still sick with…uhh something and hasn’t made a video yet. Asks her viewers to come up with a topic for her as an opportunity, since she is too ill to use the remaining 2% of her fat addled brain.
In a
shocking twist, all of the questions are retarded.
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Hater Nation hold grudges like it's an Olympic Sport.
I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!
Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.
Like most victims of serious traumas, they're probably trying to forget that era and move on.
False expectations. What you see is xactly what you get with Hamber. Camera off or on.
Although she always lies - and always expected anyone in her orbit to agree - that she was "honestly, a totally different person off camera."
Oh wow so she really did have an off camera freak out because AF got their channel back. Theres no way shes sick and still posting tiktoks, that fat bitch didnt get her way and her world crumbled. Great way to kill her channel in the start of December, here comes the ebt hauls and more simply sara level cooking.
Lucky for Big Al, she's great at buying cheap shit, throwing it into a soup pan, and calling it (at various times) chili, soup, or stew. So she has a wide variety of gourmet meals she knows how to cook, shitlord.
