Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[toilet_rainbow]

Amber creates perfect conditions to have a UTI all the time - high sugar diet, she definitely doesn't drink as much water as she's trying to make us believe, she doesn't bathe on a regular basis, she wears the same pants (and probably underwear) multiple times a week and then to not pee on a regular basis? Gorl. This is asking a lot from you but the very least you can do is GO TO THE BATHROOM. Even if you have to drip dry, my God. I can't stand having a UTI for a few days, this bitch would rather suffer for weeks/months on some bullshit but has no problem going to the ER for a fever.

You haven't seen the infamous period chunk explosion photos, then. You see chunks and blood in her leggings, but no underwear. She's wasted money on 6X underwear in old Torrid haul videos to create the illusion that she wears them, but those photos proved that she goes commando.

I'm pretty sure that Amber is also incontinent because of her weight. I remember something about puppy pads under her when she sat on the couch/mattress, but it's been so long that I don't recall if that was just rumor or not.

I do agree, though. Amber needs to force herself to pee more often. It seems like she always has a fucking UTI, especially in the winter.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

You haven't seen the infamous period chunk explosion photos, then.

Oh no, I remember. I was eating spaghetti and actively pushing those images out of my mind. You're right though, how silly of me to even let the thought of her actually using the stuff she buys cross my mind.

 

[Witch Bitch]

The leggings are her under wear. Silly kiwis. They surely smell rancid.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The leggings are her under wear. Silly kiwis. They surely smell rancid.

I doubt she gets them washed very often. If she were to take those leggings off, you could probably smell them from a few feet away for how much sweat collects in those folds of hers.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm pretty sure that Amber is also incontinent because of her weight. I remember something about puppy pads under her when she sat on the couch/mattress, but it's been so long that I don't recall if that was just rumor or not.

Unfortunately, the puppy pads thing was from the fake Becky messages.

 

[Larry&Barry]

You haven't seen the infamous period chunk explosion photos, then. You see chunks and blood in her leggings, but no underwear. She's wasted money on 6X underwear in old Torrid haul videos to create the illusion that she wears them, but those photos proved that she goes commando.

I didn't know about the period chunk photos and had to search for them, thanks. I didn't need to sleep tonight.

Here they are!!

Spoiler: GROSS

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ETA: I have included close-ups for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

Spoiler: LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK (STILL GROSS)

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Nah, according to her, she just free-bled on a period blanket for years. And when she went to the hospital for her bleeding she just freebled all over the hospital chairs and the exam table. And according to the pictures she took she left chunks in her pants and then tracked the blood all over the exam room leaving giant red big-foot footprints all over everything.

 

[dollastoho]

A couple of years ago (I think) she had to have a tooth pulled, so she can probably have more work done at the same dentist.

Yes and she claims to weigh less now, so she has no excuse. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, Tammy Slaton went to the dentist and TLC filmed it for the 1000lb Sisters show.

I am a bit perplexed about why her views are decreasing now.

As the below posts mentioned
the lack of side characters is the main reason views are dropping imo. There's no one to help AL carry on conversation, and no one to throw subtle shade at her that she doesn't pick up on but everyone else does. Ricky was extremely good at the latter. No unflattering landwhale sightings from Eric's vlogs. Those were good times man. I miss the gaycare era.

all the side chararacters have disapeared, we don't even get to see her new gf. Show's over folks. Nothing lasts forever, time to move on and find more entertaining cows

Without any side characters the Amberverse is boring, Becky leaving was the nail in the coffin

If Jade grew a pair and interacted with the whale on camera it would spark some interest and garner way more viewers.

If Amber hadn't lied about Jade, she could interact with her from behind the camera to add dialogue. Then there would be no need to edit out their conversations with so many jump cuts. Jade doesn't have to show her face, but I mean we've already heard her voice. Fat AL really fucked herself by carrying on this charade for so long. I believe this is also the reason why she's not doing vlogmas this year. While other creators are vlogging the Holidays with family and friends.

Bold of you to presume she wears underwear.

Yep Fat Albert likes to go commando.
Good to have YOU back in this thread GORRLLL. I missed your recaps. Amber is so boring lately.

Edit: to remove double words

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Bold of you to presume she wears underwear. It's hard enough for her to climb the mountain that is putting on pants, Why put on two articles of clothing when you go nowhere, see no one, and have no reason not to go commando?

I am not even sure if she can wear the underwear she bought. If you remember, she always seems to wear the same dresses over and over. We never see her wearing most of the clothing that she buys.

Manufactured TLC, since nobody else will give her asspats and assure her she's just fine, or will be. If she went for a UTI, she'd have to pee in a cup or allow a catheter sample. They're both difficult and embarrassing in their own ways for her.

Yes, this is embarrassing and it is embarrassing for most women too. Most people would do everything that are recommended to avoid repeating having UTIs. Amber, not so much. Amber claimed to be free bleeding for 2 to 3 years but never thought of having this checked. Do not forget, at the same time, she went to numerous doctors for a twitching eye.

Glad you are back.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I am not even sure if she can wear the underwear she bought.

Thanks for reminding me of the hilarity of seeing her holding 'delicates' that are folded more times than a tarpaulin.

 

[Daisy]

That's Amber in the thumbnail.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
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This was cringey enough to get a laugh out of me. Thanks Amber. Your unabashed narcissistic camera eye fucking has done it again.

Edit: Grammar

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

It might just be that there's not much left to milk. Amber has become a boring cow, I mean, what is entertainning about her anymore?

This is it, 100%. She used to be a trainwreck but an exceptional, slightly fun one to hate watch. Now you can't even do that. Between the nontent, spastic jumpcuts and pointless lies about wipey it's all just so boring. It's like cool you're still fat, still lying, we've all seen this one. Call when she has to apply for a real job or shows laygs.

You haven't seen the infamous period chunk explosion photos, then.

I'm not sure how I missed this nightmare, but fuck do I wish I had gone spontaneously blind before reading this shit.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Does... does she not know the words? That half assed lipsync at the end leads me to believe she does not know the words.

She was too SICK to remember the words, hater. Have some sympathy.



Lazylynn is still sick with…uhh something and hasn’t made a video yet. Asks her viewers to come up with a topic for her as an opportunity, since she is too ill to use the remaining 2% of her fat addled brain.

In a shocking twist, all of the questions are retarded.

 

[mekalekahi]

Sigh one of ambers 2018 vlogs was in my recommended. It was the one where they ate at the Chinese buffet,sonic and Texas Roadhouse back to back plus grocery shopping .The good ol days! that’s the content we signed up for Amber!!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Sigh one of ambers 2018 vlogs was in my recommended. It was the one where they ate at the Chinese buffet,sonic and Texas Roadhouse back to back plus grocery shopping .The good ol days! that’s the content we signed up for Amber!!

We truly did not realise how much of a good thing we had until it was gone

 

[Dona Morte]

Oooh we get to ask questions?
Pick me pick me!
1. How hard is it to breathe?
2. Why did you apologize to Callie when she had her meltdown after?
3. Why are you letting Jade control your channel?
I do not have any others.

 

[dfranki723]

This sweaty whale will never acknowledge her distasteful behaviour at the care home. I'd love to see her try and excuse it though because we know she would.

Silly cunt doesn't realise that her lies and excuses are irrelevant due to filming every facet of her life like the retard she is.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!
Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
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This was posted on her TikTok account on October 8th. Sorry, but just had to point that out!

 

[Dona Morte]

I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!
Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.

This was posted on her TikTok account on October 8th. Sorry, but just had to point that out!

My bad.
I just archived what the original poster said.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling.

False expectations. What you see is xactly what you get with Hamber. Camera off or on.