Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,520
Yea but to actually hear it from them would be entertaining as hell, don’t lah. Fingers crossed 🤞
It’s not about what we already know, it’s about the chimp out that will ensue from having it confirmed. People like ALR flip when other people tell the rancid truth about them (and in her case it’s really fucking rank)
 
-she was sick, not the rona
-blames it on being alone for thanksgiving way to lay on a guilt trip
-probably bc she didnt have anyone there to wipe her
-"i love taking my antibiotic" what a weird fucking thing to say
-i know everyone is going to be SHOCKED, but shes not sticking to the new schedule. i know, its so surprising
-claims she went to every scan and test after the cancer except an MRI bc fat
-she really thinks she could take a psychology class lmao
-"i hate to think about paying for more college" broke
-claims she doesnt offer money to her partners ( a huuuuuuge fucking lie lmao)
-throws shade at becky by saying shes happy to have a partner with a real job who can buy her things
-"treat your partner how you want to be treated" yell at them about cereal
-claims shes happy that apatheticfox didnt lose her channel. sure jan
-thinks she'll lose enough weight to actually travel
-shes mad that people still talk about her "cycle", thinks shes done with that for good
-"i feel like i know the texture of out heart" said while delirious with fever allegedly
-becky kept the xmas tree so thats why alr got a new one
-claims she could work a real job if she lost all her youtube money
-says that her views being down hasnt effected her
-shes totally not lying about her weight you guise
-talks about her "eras"
-claims she trolls less
-people just hate her because shes so on track now
-"im choosing my health over views"
-she lidurally cringes over her old poetry but she thinks her stuff now is good. okay gorl.
-someone asked how she feels about not being able to travel while becky can and she goes "becky is traveling....to her sisters backyard" the fucking SHADE lmao
-she loves car racing? wtf
-she probably weighs more than a race car
-and that was it. boring.
Thank you for that.
I watched the video and retained nothing.
 
How often do fat fucks get cellulitis? And didn't this asshole get multiple plus her UTi crap over and over around when she finally hauled her lardy lumps to the ER and then later found out she had cancer? If you're getting multiple infections in a short span of time that's a sign your shit is fucked and warning your ass to go get checked out. Cancer relapse incoming? Fingers and toes and legs and dicks all crossed that it happens.
 
How often do fat fucks get cellulitis? And didn't this asshole get multiple plus her UTi crap over and over around when she finally hauled her lardy lumps to the ER and then later found out she had cancer? If you're getting multiple infections in a short span of time that's a sign your shit is fucked and warning your ass to go get checked out. Cancer relapse incoming? Fingers and toes and legs and dicks all crossed that it happens.
It can happen fairly often if youre a deathfat due to sores being created in the folds. If youre taking care of keeping the areas clean and dry youll be fine, if not youll just keep getting wrecked with them as the seasons change. The fact they sent her home with antibiotics tells us they believe Amber will keep up with the medication and keeping clean and dry daily. Also keeping in touch with a doctor helps too. However we know she wont and shell her next tik tok of her eye fucking herself will be from the hospital. At deathfat sizes cellulitis kills fairly easily, Jennifer from Too Large died from sepsis from most likely cellulitis of the leg.
 
I have this fucking wild conspiracy in my head that Amber is still dating Jade but also dating a second person. Because, remember Jade is polyam so maybe Amber like wasn't getting the attention she wanted and got a second gf lmao.
and Amber for some reason on top of every other 400 + pound person on youtube can get multiple partners in a year so why not?
but again that's my wild fucking batshit conspiracy. Like, I want to believe her that she broke up with Jade or Jade didn't work out and she's with someone else now but like there's nothing to prove it happened. Like, where were the tears when it ended up not working out and they "broke up."
 
I have this fucking wild conspiracy in my head that Amber is still dating Jade but also dating a second person. Because, remember Jade is polyam so maybe Amber like wasn't getting the attention she wanted and got a second gf lmao.
and Amber for some reason on top of every other 400 + pound person on youtube can get multiple partners in a year so why not?
but again that's my wild fucking batshit conspiracy. Like, I want to believe her that she broke up with Jade or Jade didn't work out and she's with someone else now but like there's nothing to prove it happened. Like, where were the tears when it ended up not working out and they "broke up."

"Patrner" is a weird way of describing a fat lady grifter but I get your point. Idk itd be intresting to see. Someone to wipe her ass and someone to 'save' her channel? Intresting.

Tobad jades fucking it up.
 
“I actually hung out with Becky the day I got sick actually it’s so crazy''
So Fatty was waiting until her pet thumb butler turned up in the newly fixed car, to take her to the ER or a doctor. Some things never change. We don't need to be told when Thumby visits, it always coincides with Fatty getting medical treatment.
Seeing as Fatty was ill for at least 5 days this week, which made her 'nauseous', she won't have hardly eaten anything (yeah right lol). I'm (not) expecting a weight loss of at least 7 to 10 pounds for this week. But we all know it will be more like a 'loss' of 0.2 elbees and she'll be super proud to have not gained. Groundhog Day.
 
So Fatty was waiting until her pet thumb butler turned up in the newly fixed car, to take her to the ER or a doctor. Some things never change. We don't need to be told when Thumby visits, it always coincides with Fatty getting medical treatment.
Seeing as Fatty was ill for at least 5 days this week, which made her 'nauseous', she won't have hardly eaten anything (yeah right lol). I'm (not) expecting a weight loss of at least 7 to 10 pounds for this week. But we all know it will be more like a 'loss' of 0.2 elbees and she'll be super proud to have not gained. Groundhog Day.
"Yes, Becky is travelling... to take me to the ER"
 
Seeing Becky "The day" she got sick...

Okay everybody take a moment to google 'cellulitis' and search images. This shit is not the common cold.

Amber knew she had a problem and either wasn't comfortable enough with Jade to ask for help or she did and Jade wasn't willing.

Big but healthy y'all.
 
Says she didn't want to shut down Apathetic FaxX's channel, but didnt remove the strike when she learned they couldn't upload pending appeal. If we are to believe that reaching out to AF failed, she could've copyright claimed the videos in question. As a creator, Amber knew what she was doing. She knows 3 strikes gets a channel deleted. That's exactly what she wanted, to take down a smaller channel that she viewed as competition. If YT hadn't granted the appeal, AF's channel would have been deleted, and Amber would have sat back on her fat ass and and let it happen!
Sorry for the rant fam. I just fucking hate this bitch rn, and want to set the record straight.
 
To prevent cellulitis:

  • Use good personal hygiene.
Amber haphazardly washes herself and she cannot see most of her folds.
  • Wash hands often.
I doubt she does
  • Apply lotion to dry, cracked skin.
She can’t see most of her skin. So, I say no.
  • Use gloves when cuts and scrapes may happen.
We all saw her cutting fruits and vegetables. Fortunately, most of her meals are cooked by someone else or are delivered.
  • Wear protective footwear.
Please, review her video going up and down the flat stairs barefeet. The flat is not the cleanest place either, and she hardly wears shoes.

Amber is clearly in need of a carer. She might call them girlfriends but in reality they are personal care workers.
 
Fat Amy is another one that gets cellulitis 3 times a day, and always in her fat Amy legs as well, which despite being 500 pounds, are nowhere near as bloated as Fat Amber's. I wonder if it's a matter of them having little explosions and/or that goddamn dog puncturing them on her way up to steal the vittles from Fat Amber's fat Amber mouth.
 
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