Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I have a theory that she wears those floppy pants to keep her ankles from dragging on the floor and that’s another reason she doesn’t go out hardly. There’s no reason for a adult woman to wear her clothes like that. She’s too proud to see a lymphedema specialist.
 
I have a theory that she wears those floppy pants to keep her ankles from dragging on the floor and that’s another reason she doesn’t go out hardly. There’s no reason for a adult woman to wear her clothes like that. She’s too proud to see a lymphedema specialist.
I think once you get big ass pants the leg length is way too long for our gorl, not to mention shes just short as fuck to begin with. She will also never see a specialist anyway because its not cute. She cant vlog it either so theres nothing to gain from it. Amber would rather lose the laygs than fix them.
 
I have a theory that she wears those floppy pants to keep her ankles from dragging on the floor and that’s another reason she doesn’t go out hardly. There’s no reason for a adult woman to wear her clothes like that. She’s too proud to see a lymphedema specialist.

Also fat. One of the few things Amber has said that I actually believe is that she wears the same stuff over and over again because she can't find clothes that fit. I absolutely believe that she wouldn't be able to find a new pair of pants even if she wanted to at this point
 
I have a theory that she wears those floppy pants to keep her ankles from dragging on the floor and that’s another reason she doesn’t go out hardly. There’s no reason for a adult woman to wear her clothes like that. She’s too proud to see a lymphedema specialist.
If I had ankles that were so fat they dragged on the floor, I'd do my best to over them up as well. Horrifying!

I don't think she's too proud, I just think she can't handle being told the real truth of the state of her body. When she hears this shit from her "haydurs", it's easy to ignore but when a medical professional tells her she has destroyed her body and there's no way back, she "has" to listen.

It's why she doesn't have a GP who can keep her accountable and why she just uses the ER instead. The ER isn't really interested in finding out why you're the size you are or how to fix the issue, they just fix the issue at hand and then discharge you.
 
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For those of you who joined in the last three years, here is the thread from the last time she did a video talking about keto.

And here is an archive, since uploading them wasn't typical practice at that point and I can't edit the archive into my post since it's in Spergatory:

Keto talk begins about 9 minutes in.
 
So Fatty was waiting until her pet thumb butler turned up in the newly fixed car, to take her to the ER or a doctor. Some things never change. We don't need to be told when Thumby visits, it always coincides with Fatty getting medical treatment.
Seeing as Fatty was ill for at least 5 days this week, which made her 'nauseous', she won't have hardly eaten anything (yeah right lol). I'm (not) expecting a weight loss of at least 7 to 10 pounds for this week. But we all know it will be more like a 'loss' of 0.2 elbees and she'll be super proud to have not gained. Groundhog Day.
A loss of 0.4 - It's as if I'm psychic... or seen her cycle more times than Lance Armstrong.
She's sad cos despite all her bullshit, that no one believes, there is no love affair, no gorlfriend in the traditional sense, no friends - be them real or imaginary, no family who give a shit = Thanksgiving alone and knows it will be the same for Christmas and her birthday. Add to that a declining amount of shekels to pay anyone to join the friendship payroll.
I did love my favorite Big AL quote in quite a while -'... my therapist, she specializes in a bunch of different things...' That's not how specialisms work, you stupid fat fuck.
 
I don't understand how she's not comfortable opening up with a therapist but she is with like her 198,000 subscribers. uuuh okay

Oh the answer to that is simple - she can ignore negative criticism from the internet. She can't ignore someone saying negative things to her face.
 
why does she act like she's lost 400 lbs when she talks about like "not feeling pain" or "Not being in pain anymore" because of her "weight loss"
Its amber. Amber loves hitting milestones and making progress, then reporting it to the internet so the haydurs can stop saying mean things because shes proven them wrong.

I don't understand how she's not comfortable opening up with a therapist but she is with like her 198,000 subscribers. uuuh okay
Youtube is kind of a tool for her to create her own reality. She tries to give us this polished amber (not cunty livestream amber) and basically larp online awhile for ass pats and attention. She would be better at it if she wasnt so lazy and impressively retarded. This is her "drug of choice" besides food.

With a therapist its real. Uncontrolled change, opinions, expectations are happening with a therapist. Not being a wreck would cause her to change who she is as a person. Being in "stage one" of her cycle is a huge part of her identity.
This is way too advanced for amber to handle and keep her dainty persona.
 
Youtube is kind of a tool for her to create her own reality. She tries to give us this polished amber (not cunty livestream amber) and basically larp online awhile for ass pats and attention. She would be better at it if she wasnt so lazy and impressively retarded. This is her "drug of choice" besides food.

With a therapist its real. Uncontrolled change, opinions, expectations are happening with a therapist. Not being a wreck would cause her to change who she is as a person. Being in "stage one" of her cycle is a huge part of her identity.
This is way too advanced for amber to handle and keep her dainty persona.

Oooh, yeah that makes sense especially with how many therapists and doctors she's seen and gotten advice from just to ignore. So, curious how long this "therapist" is going to last. Like, didn't she get one when she started seeing Jade? What happened to that lmao.
 
I’ve been ignoring Amber for a couple months because she was boring as fuck. Just watched her latest video (through a reaction channel) to check if anything changed in the past couple months. What happened is:
- she lost 0.5 pounds in one week;
- she got cellulitis twice;
- she started seeing a new therapist/doctor/whatever;
- she hang out with Becky because she has so many friends you guise;
- absolutely nothing of any relevance or interest.
Wow, never seen that before on this channel. Can’t wait for this new and exciting season full of new and exciting things she’s never done before. Sigh
 
Its amber. Amber loves hitting milestones and making progress, then reporting it to the internet so the haydurs can stop saying mean things because shes proven them wrong.


Youtube is kind of a tool for her to create her own reality. She tries to give us this polished amber (not cunty livestream amber) and basically larp online awhile for ass pats and attention. She would be better at it if she wasnt so lazy and impressively retarded. This is her "drug of choice" besides food.

With a therapist its real. Uncontrolled change, opinions, expectations are happening with a therapist. Not being a wreck would cause her to change who she is as a person. Being in "stage one" of her cycle is a huge part of her identity.
This is way too advanced for amber to handle and keep her dainty persona.
She can't monetize a visit to a therapist either.

And we know it's pointless, because if SkinnyLynn ever did exist, she still wouldn't be cute or dainty.

Plus she'd eventually have to face up to the fact that 'muh fatphobia' isn't the cause of people disliking her. She'd still be a hate-filled, useless, lazy, dumb, snarky, vain bitch if she was 170lb.
 
Even without her scale proof of her weight her claim of losing NINE pounds in four days, shows she absolutely at her size can lose LARGE amounts of weight in a short period of time. Like, most of us watch 600 lb life, those people can absolutely lose 50 lbs in a month and some of them have lost more than that. She needs to do So much fucking more than count calories and maybe walk up the stairs a couple minutes once a week lmao. I wanna see her follow Dr. Now's diet lmao. She'd last half a day. (okay, half an hour)
 
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