Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Killerseid]

Imagine having to look for her pussy between walls of fats. Only to open the gigantic lips and see a stinky, dirty hole. Having sex with her should be a death row penalty.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

A loss of 0.4

Tried to find a way to put this into perspective;

She has lost the equivalent of a double shot espresso. Lmao.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't know why this fucking dipshit STILL bothers counting/mentioning losses of less than 1lb.

The only time that small of amount of weightloss is ever really useful is for severely underweight people, anorexics and the like (whether they're losing or gaining). It is not important for a cellulite infested 600lb garbage truck.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I don't know why this fucking dipshit STILL bothers counting/mentioning losses of less than 1lb.

The only time that small of amount of weightloss is ever really useful is for severely underweight people, anorexics and the like (whether they're losing or gaining). It is not important for a cellulite infested 600lb garbage truck.

If she starts going bald like Chinny then she'll probably include that in the weight loss.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

-someone asked how she feels about not being able to travel while becky can and she goes "becky is traveling....to her sisters backyard" the fucking SHADE lmao

So the thumb took this fat fuck to the ER while wipey was with the people she actually likes, and the payback is throwing shade for days at her? What a pure and gentle soul. (And so it doesn't get twisted, the thumb deserves it for continuing to help this gorl instead of actually leaving.)

491.2 lbs

Imagine being 500 pounds and using FOUR TENTHS of a pound as if it's a real loss. Everytime she quotes those decimals as if she's a newborn, it just breaks my brain. Especially with the new storyline of "I feel so much better, I have less pain" etc. What a fucking joke. But she's totally on track, this isn't a cycle guise. fawk!

 

[Owlflaps]

Her claim of visiting a therapist reeks of foul bullshit. She met a "specialist" that told her she should be relying on intuitive eating. Any therapist knows that intuitive eating is HAES woo not rooted in science. She's already set up to fail lmao

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So the thumb took this fat fuck to the ER while wipey was with the people she actually likes, and the payback is throwing shade for days at her? What a pure and gentle soul. (And so it doesn't get twisted, the thumb deserves it for continuing to help this gorl instead of actually leaving.)

That tells me that she has no one to take care of her. She mentioned that she made so many friends but none of them are available. She probably begged Becky to bring her to the ER, and Becky acquiesced. In a sense, I do not blame Becky.

She never bothered finding a primary care physician knowing that she develops UTIs and cellulitis on a regular basis. She does not take her health issues seriously. I wonder how her twitching eye is doing.

Imagine being 500 pounds and using FOUR TENTHS of a pound as if it's a real loss. Everytime she quotes those decimals as if she's a newborn, it just breaks my brain. Especially with the new storyline of "I feel so much better, I have less pain" etc. What a fucking joke. But she's totally on track, this isn't a cycle guise. fawk!

She claimed that she lost almost 10 pounds while she was sick. These were not 10 pounds of fat but 10 pounds of fluid which she quickly gained back. This is the reason most bariatric surgeons asked for a certain weight loss in a month or two, and not for only a week. Her slipped disc and her hip bursitis did not suddenly disappear as soon as she went under 500 pounds. She is clearly delusional. Losing 0.4 pounds at her weight is negligible but Amber will hold on to it till the bitter end.

Her claim of visiting a therapist reeks of foul bullshit. She met a "specialist" that told her she should be relying on intuitive eating. Any therapist knows that intuitive eating is HAES woo not rooted in science. She's already set up to fail lmao

Is it the third or fourth therapist that she saw since last summer? She is trying to find a therapist which will agree with her own diagnosis and tell her that she is doing fine. Interestingly, this new therapist is telling her to do intuitive eating even before she did an in-depth evaluation of Amber. It is strange that a psychotherapist will tell a patient to go on a diet. Psychotherapists are not trained to provide weight loss recommendations to patients but instead to assist patients to understand why they overeat and to help them with coping mechanisms. I am sure that the last bariatric surgeon provided Amber with a list of recommended psychotherapists, but they do not suit Amber.

 

[Insulin reid]

Oooh, yeah that makes sense especially with how many therapists and doctors she's seen and gotten advice from just to ignore. So, curious how long this "therapist" is going to last. Like, didn't she get one when she started seeing Jade? What happened to that lmao.

The therapists "lifecycle" in the amberverse usually last less than a month or around a month and a half depending on how much avoiding she does towards the end of her cycle. Its weird that the therapist when she started seeing jade didnt have the same cycle, i feel like i missed something.
From what i can autistically assume from what she shows us, she
- talks about getting a therapist in a video. (to quiet questions on her getting help since compared to other people shes got more time, money, and access to resources).
- she tells us in a video about a week later she sees the therapist and its nice to talk to someone and not just youtube. ( she loves the one on one attention from an authority figure while she cries fucking oceans of tears while telling someone her tragic probably super fake story of her hard life.)
- the story takes for fucking ever to get through because that cunt probably books an hour session and ugly cries through half of it so this is the second session. ( the therapist has to slog through ambers bullshit, completely trained to pick up on her glaring red flags and gathers info ) therapist introduces baby step coping mechanisms that arent just stuffing all of panera in her fat maw. Like going for a walk or journaling. Amber freaks out a bit. Responsibility creeps in.
- stops going for a week or two. This isnt about her crying to someone about her life, this is work. This is adult mature stuff. Amber doesnt like this. The chat asks about therapy and asks questions. Amber doesnt like this.
- our gorl just goes to another session to quiet the people asking questions about it again and not accepting her excuses. Amber slogs through what she feels is bullshit because shes not in control and shes not getting to be the center of attention. This is now a useless situation and doesnt benefit amber in a way she wants. Amber gets told how to better herself by a trained professional and because of multiple retarded reasons she quits going after either this session or the next after many attempts to find an excuse as to why this isnt working out. A last ditch effort is just avoiding making another appointment and not talking about it online, thus beginning her cycle again.

 

[ChickenGetYoChickenHere!]

She admitted in the latest video that she stopped eating healthy all week and did not care about calories.

So she is binging. What stage of the cycle are we in?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Hey Fatty !!!, seeing as you read here, most people get SAD after New Year, when it's cold, dark, miserable, bad weather, minimal sunlight, mostly staying inside, coupled with post-Christmas blues, back to work or school, money all spent until the next payday - which will still be spent paying Christmas bills. But we are okay right now, cos we are looking forward to the holiday season, You're just 'sad' because you will be all alone, just like Thanksgiving, only worse.
We've seen the way you are, the way you treat people - case in point, NO ONE cares about you enough to take you to see a doctor, so you end up probably paying and most definitely guilting your EX pretend 'girlfriend' to drive hours out of her way, to take you. As a thank you, you throw even more shade at her. You really are a SIX HUNDRED POUND piece of shit.
Even if she only goes out into her sister's garden, at least she can get to her home, is going outside and will be there or with Eric and Ricky or Hannah and Rafe for Christmas.
I know you claim you cannot visualise in your fat riddled brain, but I bet when you're on 1600 calories a day, you have no problem visualising a huge plate of orange chicken. Imagine Becky having all those options of where to spend Christmas and you have none. YOU created this life for yourself. Merry Christmas Boo Boo.
PS - I hope that the one restaurant that was open for Thanksgiving is closed for Christmas. Bitch you'll be eating cat food and dog treats (not for the first time, I bet)

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Her claim of visiting a therapist reeks of foul bullshit. She met a "specialist" that told her she should be relying on intuitive eating. Any therapist knows that intuitive eating is HAES woo not rooted in science. She's already set up to fail lmao

I don't believe that shit either. I can actually get behind the concept of intuitive eating when used correctly for the average person trying to drop a couple of pounds. This obtuse bitch can't do intuitive eating - she's not doing it right, if she is doing it right her stomach is stretched to shit so she can't accurately gauge when she's eaten too much and if she has binge eating disorder like she claims (I'm past speculating whether she does or doesn't. She's 500 pounds, there's obviously a screw loose there), eating whatever you want is probably the worst thing you can allow yourself to do. Any doctor that would genuinely recommend that and only that for her needs to have their license revoked.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

That tells me that she has no one to take care of her. She mentioned that she made so many friends but none of them are available. She probably begged Becky to bring her to the ER, and Becky acquiesced. In a sense, I do not blame Becky.

She never bothered finding a primary care physician knowing that she develops UTIs and cellulitis on a regular basis. She does not take her health issues seriously. I wonder how her twitching eye is doing.

She never has. There was a moment with the whole cancer thing that she had a chance to actually worry about ti but nah. It's why she's still acting like .4 is something to be proud of at her size. She gives zero fucks about her health in any way. Like her whole "keto will raise my cholesterol" as if her 500 pound self isn't just pure cholesterol at this point.

She admitted in the latest video that she stopped eating healthy all week and did not care about calories.

So she is binging. What stage of the cycle are we in?

But didn't you hear? She isn't doeeen cycles anymore guise! You're just mad she's losing all this weight.

 

[Fat-fobia Joe]

I wonder if it was a manipulation. She stopped counting calories and all that when Jade left her. Whipey doesn't exist so this is the most she could say on YT . And I don't mean she's lying about staffing her face - she's doing this 100% - she just want that Jade will feel bad for leaving her princes.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Plus she'd eventually have to face up to the fact that 'muh fatphobia' isn't the cause of people disliking her. She'd still be a hate-filled, useless, lazy, dumb, snarky, vain bitch if she was 170lb.

Exactly. I don’t understand why Big Al thinks she’s gonna drop to a dainty 180lbs and she’s suddenly gonna become a New York Times Best Seller, philanthropist, Noble Prize in Literature recipient, New York Fashion Week model, social media star on the same level as Mr. Beast.
She's gonna be disfigured when she loses all that weight. Have you ever seen My 600lbs Life participants when they actually lose the weight? It clings to your face, neck, and legs - and the amount of loose skin that she'll have will make her look like an Ed Gein-esque skin shower curtain.

Jade Francis weighs in on her pet fatties week of binge eating

 

[dollastoho]

Even without her scale proof of her weight her claim of losing NINE pounds in four days, shows she absolutely at her size can lose LARGE amounts of weight in a short period of time.

Exactly, she was too sick to overeat due to the cellulitis infection and fever. The 9lb loss is proof positive that she is overeating the rest of the time.

I'm eagerly awaiting the day that Jade realizes that all her efforts to change Amber and rebrand her channel are in vain. This is shit we've all seen a hundrend times over, but Jade likely has not. Soon, she will see truth in the knowledge enlightened kiwis possess. Wisdom as certain as the hands of time, the cycle of futility never stops.

Edit: I suck at grammar

 

[dacwcman68]

Her claim of visiting a therapist reeks of foul bullshit. She met a "specialist" that told her she should be relying on intuitive eating. Any therapist knows that intuitive eating is HAES woo not rooted in science. She's already set up to fail lmao

Here's the specialist that told her to rely on intuitive eating, if you were curious

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

No new video? That new shcedule really seems to be working out for our gorl Fat Amber. Which excuse do you think it'll be this time? Place your bets people.

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

The cycle of regaining all of her weight back begins.
Fat Amber is going to intuitively eat her way back to 600lbs and I love that for her.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Wait what wait wait wait. Did this bitch just really show us that she spent $15 on a diet Coke from McDonalds? Jesus fucking Christ.