Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

Wait what wait wait wait. Did this bitch just really show us that she spent $15 on a diet Coke from McDonalds? Jesus fucking Christ.

Spending fifteen dollars to have a single medium diet coke delivered to her house is probably one of the more retarded things she's done in the Wipey era. I know it's probably a lah but she is still choosing to let people believe that she would do this, not 2 days after talking about saving money.

Between that, the McDonald's in the thumbnail, already planning on quitting intuitive eating (bullshit to begin with tbh), and that massive bowl of indian food, this video is an attempt at ragebaiting her audience back.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Claims she spent $15 on a diet coke from McDonalds to have it delivered. Wasn't she saving money for surgery?

 

[FatalTater]

Wasn't she saving money for surgery?

No.
I mean, she said so but we all know what a steaming pile that was.

Once in a while I remember that either one of Amber's ass cheeks is wider than my entire body. It's a lot to ponder.

 

[dacwcman68]

"Is it the healthiest choice? Well no..." - Amberlynn's expert intuition on eating healthy on full display I see

EDIT: Also why is there a 5 hour gap between when she started eating the indian food and when she claimed she was done?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

LOL Amber, try harder you fat fucking liar.

Between that, the McDonald's in the thumbnail, already planning on quitting intuitive eating (bullshit to begin with tbh), and that massive bowl of indian food, this video is an attempt at ragebaiting her audience back

Exactly, and it’s not going to work. Her life is beyond boring, and we’ve seen every part of this cycle. That’s why no one is watching. We all been knew that she would order three takeout meals in one day sooner or later.

Also, there’s a new Bandaid situation type deal on her arm. Probably another “cat scratch” that won’t heal within the next 5 years.

 

[C3PBRO]

"Is it the healthiest choice? Well no..." - Amberlynn's expert intuition on eating healthy on full display I see

EDIT: Also why is there a 5 hour gap between when she started eating the indian food and when she claimed she was done?

And why the fuck did she order a third meal if she had indian leftovers? Also she said she kept eating till she was "full" but IIRC with intuitive eating, aren't you supposed to stop eating when you're satisfied, not full?

I feel we are in stage 2 of the cycle, on the cusp of 3. She never formally announced quitting counting calories, she just sort of jumped directly into intuitive eating, and she's suggesting she's about to quit that, which I believe would put her firmly in category 3.

image credit to the perpetually inimitable @pecansandies

 

[DontEatThat]

And why the fuck did she order a third meal if she had indian leftovers? Also she said she kept eating till she was "full" but IIRC with intuitive eating, aren't you supposed to stop eating when you're satisfied, not full?

I feel we are in stage 2 of the cycle, on the cusp of 3. She never formally announced quitting counting calories, she just sort of jumped directly into intuitive eating, and she's suggesting she's about to quit that, which I believe would put her firmly in category 3.
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image credit to the perpetually inimitable @pecansandies

When youre Ambers size you should stick to not eating till youre full cause the stomach is so stretched out it can take in way more food than you actually need.

I was surprised when she ordered more food after the Indian food cause she ordered so much of it. I also noticed she only showed the chicken was barely touched because she devoured the naan, rice and samosas. Gurl loves her a carb moment.

 

[marjoram]

Trollerlynn be trollin' She has about two tricks up her tarp sleeve and this is one. Next comes ER trip/crying.

This cow is on her last moo.

 

[FatalTater]

I feel we are in stage 2 of the cycle, on the cusp of 3. She never formally announced quitting counting calories, she just sort of jumped directly into intuitive eating, and she's suggesting she's about to quit that, which I believe would put her firmly in category 3.

She has been looking greasy lately.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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Chicken vindaloo and diet coke do not mix because lets just say not even Servpro wants to be involved in cleaning up after Amber that night.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I don't believe that shit either. I can actually get behind the concept of intuitive eating when used correctly for the average person trying to drop a couple of pounds.

Clearly you don't understand intuitive eating then. NO INTENTIONAL WEIGHTLOSS is acceptable under intuitive eating, even just a few pounds. Intuitive eating therapists even have to sign off that they will not promote intentional weightloss at all before they can hang out their shingle. It is absolutely rooted in HAES. It's laughable that a reputable therapist would recommend an intuitive eating counsellor for ALR, and it would certainly not be acceptable to a professional connected to a bariatric practice.

While I understand why you think this; HAES ruin all they touch- intuitive eating is from food disorder recovery programs especially for men and women who are competitive body builders and models. Stephiane Buttermore does a really great series regarding her recovery with it I highly suggest it.

Mindful eating and intuitive eating are two very different things. Intentional weightloss is absolutely NOT allowed in the intuitive eating realm. It's actually written into the conditions of accreditation for intuitive eating therapists.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Clearly you don't understand intuitive eating then. NO INTENTIONAL WEIGHTLOSS is acceptable under intuitive eating, even just a few pounds. Intuitive eating therapists even have to sign off that they will not promote intentional weightloss at all before they can hang out their shingle. It is absolutely rooted in HAES. It's laughable that a reputable therapist would recommend an intuitive eating counsellor for ALR, and it would certainly not be acceptable to a professional connected to a bariatric practice.

I sometimes think there's just not enough distractions for ALR to focus on something else other than food. Apparently online shopping isn't enough for her. And with Facebook's ad algorithms evolving, along with that of Google's, she's going to be seeing more ads about food. If only the World Health Organization does something about these targeted algorithms so morbidly obese people like ALR don't see ads about food and restaurants on the internet all the time.

 

[Queequeg]

$15 on a diet coke?? I thought you were saving money, boo. What the actual fucking fuck is wrong with this giant toddler?? And two full orders of chicken and rice and not finishing it?? Where are the savings? How much do you think she spent on the day of Door Dashing? "My intuition says order food"....that's not how that works dumb ass.

 

[FatalTater]

Oh that Amber! Spending $15 on a soda! She's just so quirky! Tee hee!
*unsubscribe*

 

[Witch Bitch]

Clearly you don't understand intuitive eating then. NO INTENTIONAL WEIGHTLOSS is acceptable under intuitive eating, even just a few pounds. Intuitive eating therapists even have to sign off that they will not promote intentional weightloss at all before they can hang out their shingle. It is absolutely rooted in HAES. It's laughable that a reputable therapist would recommend an intuitive eating counsellor for ALR, and it would certainly not be acceptable to a professional connected to a bariatric practice.

While I understand why you think this; HAES ruin all they touch- intuitive eating is from food disorder recovery programs especially for men and women who are competitive body builders and models. Stephiane Buttermore does a really great series regarding her recovery with it I highly suggest it.

Amberlynn is just a fat fuckin slob who will use whatever excuse she can to binge and not address the sources of her food issues.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Pretty sure she ordered more than just a diet coke. Any size drink at McDonalds is just $1 and there is a cut before she grabbed her drink out of the bag.
Where dem McNuggets at, Amber??

ETA:
I stand corrected. But this has to be the most stupid purchase she ever made. Just drink water!

 

[Pearlxx]

Look...I don't want to defend Amber but I was super curious about this whole soda costing almost 15 dollars ordering nothing else. But it's absolutely true. I put in her apartment to the mcdonalds Right by her and it came out exactly. Just in case you forgot how much uber eats charges you for taxes and fees on top of delivery and tip. Soda from that mcdonalds is 1.29 idk why. But she could have done the same thing I did, showed a pic of the price and claimed she bought it lmao.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Look...I don't want to defend Amber but I was super curious about this whole soda costing almost 15 dollars ordering nothing else. But it's absolutely true. I put in her apartment to the mcdonalds Right by her and it came out exactly. Just in case you forgot how much uber eats charges you for taxes and fees on top of delivery and tip. Soda from that mcdonalds is 1.29 idk why. But she could have done the same thing I did, showed a pic of the price and claimed she bought it lmao.

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That kind of wastefulness is incredibly Amber.

 

[Insulin reid]

That kind of wastefulness is incredibly Amber.

Not only the wastefulness. The absolute stupidity not to even pay for the uber eats pass and get free fucking deliveries and shit. The amount shes spent on delivery, taxes, tips (the fucking small cart fees) could have funded building a school in some third world country. Sometimes her lack of intelligence is awe inspiring.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

'Fearing for my life..' eight days ago.
'Spending thanksgiving alone..' ten days ago.
Sympathy baiting didn't work, huh?
I see she's sticking to Monday to Friday uploads, so Jade won that round.
The click bait thumbnail, and shit eating grin, in 'what I ate today' is a real change in tone from the fake 'hulthy' meal cooking, exercise, muh mentals, etc.
I guess Jade is dropping the life coach spiel. Got to get that youtube coin. That said, 14k views in 6 hours ain't what it used to be.

You should frame this one, Amber.
That way you can spend Christmas with a loved one.