Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

imagine having to wipe amber's shitbutt after she's had indian food

Imagine being the GF who sets firms boundaries and tells Amber to wipe her own ass.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Looked at her current 'diet' -
date lbs oz loss see scale
13 Oct 518 0 - y

20 Oct 509 6 8.4 y
27 Oct 506 2 3.4 y
3 Nov 504 0 0.6 n
503 6
10 Nov 507 4 +3.8 n

17 Nov 498 6 8.8 n
24 Nov 493 4 5.2 y
1 Dec 491 6 1.8 y
8 Dec 491 2 0.4 y

Appears Fatty started her diet on 13 Oct, which explains the 8 pound loss thanks to water weight on 20 Oct. She managed to hang on for another week, giving her a 3 pound loss, but at 500 pounds that is virtually nothing. She then becomes very sketchy about the dieting, giving 2 different weights (about 30 seconds apart in the same video), this is also when she stops showing the scale. This looks like when the diet stops.
She then claims a gain of 3.8 with a loss of 8.8 the following week. As we know she's a lazy liar, so it looks like she decided she 'lost' the previous week's gain whilst losing the nice round number of exactly 5 pounds, all to 'prove' she was back on track guize. Crucially, yet again, no scale was shown.
The following week, it looks like she might have tried again because she's started showing the scale again.
These last 2 weeks, she's basically stayed the same, but at 500 pounds, she's given up.
Interesting that for someone who lives her life by cycles, her 'diet' is the same. Week 1 = big loss, Week 2 = small loss, Week 3 = hardly anything, Week 4 = tiny loss or a slight gain.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Somehow, recently, when I post that there's no new video and that Jade is gettting lazy, a new video goes up.
Let's see if it works this time.

Hey Fat Amber, where's your new video?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I really can’t believe she paid $15 for a coke lol. She could have used instacart and bought groceries to cook for the day with that.

That's addict behavior, but that isn't groundbreaking news.
I just think her addictive traits come out when she can't hide behind someone else that enables her.

 

[FatalTater]

McDonalds diet Coke really is different, but not $15 dollars worth.

The true value of that purchase is in all the comments on her channel about it.

Interaction = $$$

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

Nice thumbnail, Amber. Getting a tad desperate, are we?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

You should frame this one, Amber.
That way you can spend Christmas with a loved one.
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Jesus, just look how off centered her top teeth are. No wonder her jaw hurts. She probably has horrendous TMJ.

 

[Pearlxx]

oh yeah she's not worried about views cause she's gonna use thumbnails to make people pissed off to watch lmao

 

[marjoram]

Tornado warnings for Kentucky (and a lot of other central U.S. states tonight.

How big would a tornado have to be to pick FatAl up? F3? F4? People could shelter under her, I guess.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Tornado warnings for Kentucky (and a lot of other central U.S. states tonight.

How big would a tornado have to be to pick FatAl up? F3? F4? People could shelter under her, I guess.

Hmmm. I have to shelter under Amber or die in a tornado. You know what, I’ve had a decent life, I’ll just go outside and ask Jeebus to take me.

That thumbnail tho.

 

[Haesindang Park]

New video:

Archive:
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Nice thumbnail, Amber. Getting a tad desperate, are we?

Reminds me of the 600 Pound Life episode where Janine squirted whipped cream into her mouth too from a can. Also, dat cat lady shirt on ALR.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber thinks she's cute.

I wonder if she has any money left from ordering that $15 diet Coke in the last video. If so, she should use it to buy some damn Visine for her itchy eyes like the rest of us use when cats demands to sleep on our faces.

I still imagine that she's constantly farting her brains out and that's why there are so many jumpcuts to edit it out.

 

[Wednesday Addams 666]

She acts like it's a flex when she doesn't eat all of her food. It's actually a waste of money to order 3x the amount of Indian food you end up eating.

 

[Kitsunehime]

i think she s losing Weight so slowly because she is counting the Calories wrong...here a mouth full of whipped Cream...there a secretly nommed Popsicle at Night...
and don t get me started on the hidden Calories like for example Salami...
btw...did u Guys notied, how she look s at someone after spraying the Cream in her groundless Pit...she know how to toss little Hints at us to make sure we know she isn t alone...

 

[Insulin reid]

New video:

Archive:
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Nice thumbnail, Amber. Getting a tad desperate, are we?

Wow. Shes tried every trick in the book except a good old fashioned mook-bong and nobody is watching her channel anymore. With her engagement so low she cant afford to disappear in the last week of december/all of january so i wonder what shes going to do. Since she renewed the lease herself (bitch aint going nowhere) i wonder if wipey is being made to pay half the rent? Our gorl is buying hello fresh again, thats expensive.... and with a whole ass car in the works how is she supposed to save for it if tax season is right around the corner..... this is a financial nightmare and since amber would rather stab herself with a fork than be ok with her five day upload schedule this might be the freak out we get.

Amber cant handle the stress of five day uploads. Cant afford intuitive ubereats-ing, and wipey wont let her binge anymore so amber may have to choose between doing mook-bongs for that sweet uber eats level cash and let wipey go, or submit herself to actually putting in effort to her life and channel.

 

[FatalTater]

Looking at that thumbnail again, wtf is going on with her nose? It looks so pinched. Does she sleep with a clothespin on it so she doesn't have to smell herself?

 

[Owlflaps]

Looked at her current 'diet' -
date lbs oz loss see scale
13 Oct 518 0 - y

20 Oct 509 6 8.4 y
27 Oct 506 2 3.4 y
3 Nov 504 0 0.6 n
503 6
10 Nov 507 4 +3.8 n

17 Nov 498 6 8.8 n
24 Nov 493 4 5.2 y
1 Dec 491 6 1.8 y
8 Dec 491 2 0.4 y

Appears Fatty started her diet on 13 Oct, which explains the 8 pound loss thanks to water weight on 20 Oct. She managed to hang on for another week, giving her a 3 pound loss, but at 500 pounds that is virtually nothing. She then becomes very sketchy about the dieting, giving 2 different weights (about 30 seconds apart in the same video), this is also when she stops showing the scale. This looks like when the diet stops.
She then claims a gain of 3.8 with a loss of 8.8 the following week. As we know she's a lazy liar, so it looks like she decided she 'lost' the previous week's gain whilst losing the nice round number of exactly 5 pounds, all to 'prove' she was back on track guize. Crucially, yet again, no scale was shown.
The following week, it looks like she might have tried again because she's started showing the scale again.
These last 2 weeks, she's basically stayed the same, but at 500 pounds, she's given up.
Interesting that for someone who lives her life by cycles, her 'diet' is the same. Week 1 = big loss, Week 2 = small loss, Week 3 = hardly anything, Week 4 = tiny loss or a slight gain.

And she still hasn't lost 89 elbees.

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

 

[tzgnilki]

Tornado warnings for Kentucky (and a lot of other central U.S. states tonight.

How big would a tornado have to be to pick FatAl up? F3? F4? People could shelter under her, I guess.

hamber is fine

 

[El Conserje]

Come on, guys, why do you have to sooo mean with Amber? Like she's made a 180° change in her life and she's actually starting to steadily lose weight, all while she's on her own and fighting her mentals. Like that's actually pretty brave and inspirational. I bet none of you could do the same if you were in her shoes. Y'all just big mad she proved you were wrong all along.

Instead of trying to tear her down, we should try to tear her up, like liking her videos and commenting and ignoring the haters and stuff. Is that so hard to do?