Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Miltank]

"Is it the healthiest choice? Well no..." - Amberlynn's expert intuition on eating healthy on full display I see

EDIT: Also why is there a 5 hour gap between when she started eating the indian food and when she claimed she was done?

definitely on the shitter from the indian gut punch

 

[Snusmumriken]

Look...I don't want to defend Amber but I was super curious about this whole soda costing almost 15 dollars ordering nothing else. But it's absolutely true. I put in her apartment to the mcdonalds Right by her and it came out exactly. Just in case you forgot how much uber eats charges you for taxes and fees on top of delivery and tip. Soda from that mcdonalds is 1.29 idk why. But she could have done the same thing I did, showed a pic of the price and claimed she bought it lmao.

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Interestingly if you enter a $0 tip and a $4 big mcnuggies you’ll get the same price. I know Amber loves to spend money but nothing says she’s a good tipper.

 

[dfranki723]

Hm, that a rather spherical looking face you have there, Fatty. I guess I'll assume you're just ''swollen''.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Interestingly if you enter a $0 tip and a $4 big mcnuggies you’ll get the same price. I know Amber loves to spend money but nothing says she’s a good tipper.

I'm inclined to believe that she doesn't tip well and maybe the delivery was on surge pricing or something. Does Uber Eats do that? I'm pretty sure Doordash does depending on where you're getting delivery from and the time of day

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It's laughable that a reputable therapist would recommend an intuitive eating counsellor for ALR, and it would certainly not be acceptable to a professional connected to a bariatric practice. Mindful eating and intuitive eating are two very different things. Intentional weightloss is absolutely NOT allowed in the intuitive eating realm. It's actually written into the conditions of accreditation for intuitive eating therapists.

It is likely not a board-certified psychotherapist that gave her this advice. Amber has been looking for a therapist that understands her. We all assumed that she is looking for a psychotherapist, but it is unlikely. Amber has been mentioning health at any size in an earlier video and I suspect that she found a counsellor that practices this and intuitive eating. She is not looking to resolve her eating issues. Intuitive eating gives her permission to eat whatever she wants. This is the last time we hear from this counsellor.

$15 on a diet coke?? I thought you were saving money, boo. What the actual fucking fuck is wrong with this giant toddler?? And two full orders of chicken and rice and not finishing it?? Where are the savings? How much do you think she spent on the day of Door Dashing? "My intuition says order food"....that's not how that works dumb ass.

Amber is massively trolling here. She would never only order a fizzy drink from McDonald's. If it was true, she would have shown us the receipt. She wants more engagement and this is her Modus Operandi. She has done this numerous times before. Where I am from, the top of the bag is stapled shut when delivered. Amber always has the habit of telling us that she hardly ate the food and keep the rest as leftover. No one believes that. I am surprised that she did not mention that the restaurant made a mistake and added a dish that she had not ordered.

And why the fuck did she order a third meal if she had indian leftovers? Also she said she kept eating till she was "full" but IIRC with intuitive eating, aren't you supposed to stop eating when you're satisfied, not full?

Amber said in the past that she was satisfied only when she was full. This is not the kind of diet that would work for Amber.

I guess Jade is dropping the life coach spiel. Got to get that youtube coin. That said, 14k views in 6 hours ain't what it used to be.

It is now only 22k views in 13 hours. People are tuning her off. The clickbaits are not having as much effects as before.

 

[Wicked Wench]

I can just hear the excuse next video when everyone is grilling her about the $15 soda.
"You don't give other Youtubers a hard time when they order far more expensive things, It's my money, I can do what I want with it"
Add some fathobia\fatshaming quips and outrage-followed-by-a-defeated-sigh-face and voila.

 

[C3PBRO]

Look...I don't want to defend Amber but I was super curious about this whole soda costing almost 15 dollars ordering nothing else. But it's absolutely true. I put in her apartment to the mcdonalds Right by her and it came out exactly. Just in case you forgot how much uber eats charges you for taxes and fees on top of delivery and tip. Soda from that mcdonalds is 1.29 idk why. But she could have done the same thing I did, showed a pic of the price and claimed she bought it lmao.

Exemplary autism. Welcome to the Farms.

You don't have to worry about coming off as defending her. If she ordered a $15 coke she's a stupid fat bitch. If she faked it and ordered more she's a lying fat bitch. Either way, she's a fat bitch and all of this will result in the defensiveness and mentuls characteristic of my favorite phase of the cycle; indignation. Here's hoping we get our lolcow back in time for Christmas.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Doesn't she live literally across the car park from a big discount store?

She could have got multiple large bottles for that sort of money if she wasn't such a lazy fat embarrassment.

 

[last_report]

I can just hear the excuse next video when everyone is grilling her about the $15 soda.
"You don't give other Youtubers a hard time when they order far more expensive things, It's my money, I can do what I want with it"
Add some fathobia\fatshaming quips and outrage-followed-by-a-defeated-sigh-face and voila.

Eh, someone has to watch the video first.
But I hope she ups the trolling and gets creative with it, that would give quite a few laughs. Hooefully the desperation kicks in soon...

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Doesn't she live literally across the car park from a big discount store?

She could have got multiple large bottles for that sort of money if she wasn't such a lazy fat embarrassment.

Nonono, didn't you hear her? It has to be the diet Coke from McDonald's specifically.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Nonono, didn't you hear her? It has to be the diet Coke from McDonald's specifically.

No one knows the subtle differences between bottled soda and post mix soda like Amber does.

 

[Thumb Butler]

You should frame this one, Amber.
That way you can spend Christmas with a loved one.
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And why not make a tacky photo blanket for all those lonely days spent alone in the bed? Like the one she got Becky.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I really can’t believe she paid $15 for a coke lol. She could have used instacart and bought groceries to cook for the day with that.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

No one knows the subtle differences between bottled soda and post mix soda like Amber does.

I thought Amber had stated that she drinks only water from now on. I guess that too was just for show.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

It is likely not a board-certified psychotherapist that gave her this advice

If it is they are supposed to be specialized in EDs. Generally the only time one does this is when a morbidly obese person is weaning off benzos because they get dopesick (yes I know that's an opiod term) or are put on (or weaned off) medications like Topirimate or even Lamictal because it makes the client/patient so very ill that they cannot eat and eating helps not being sick af. Then go back to a CICO based diet when the body is a bit more functional.
Usually at this point the stomach has shrunk and an ample amount of weight is lost because it can take months for the weaning process. Someone who isn't abusing these drugs or isn't a munchie fully utilizes the psychotherapy and by this point can/should be able control their diet but it is still easy to eat 3 smaller meals of complete crap that = 3000 at the end of the day

Sorry for the med splerg

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

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Troll-lynn just can't help herself. She can sit and say she feels great and she doesn't care about views but it is obvious it's driving her insane and she's falling back on the stuff that used to get her attention. The problem now is she's so boring about it.
I don't believe for 1 second this was about a diet coke. It's so reminiscent of all the "I ordered healthy but they brought me bad stuff! oh noooo" stuff. But okay gorl

Hm, that a rather spherical looking face you have there, Fatty. I guess I'll assume you're just ''swollen''.

Yeah, funny that. Must just be swollen and not that she's binge eating salty, fatty food and gaining back.

 

[dollastoho]

Nonono, didn't you hear her? It has to be the diet Coke from McDonald's specifically.

Amber is copying Chantal with the McDonald's Coke thing. Except she chose diet because she's a dainty, quirky gorl.

 

[Pearlxx]

You know my favorite part of Amber is how she says something and contradicts it either in the exact same sentence, or a video later.
Her bringing up the cycle so often and how she's "still in phase one what are you talking about I've been here for months, the phase is a myth" Fascinating.

 

[stronkwonk]

imagine having to wipe amber's shitbutt after she's had indian food

 

[FickleFuck]

imagine having to wipe amber's shitbutt after she's had indian food

Wipey doesn't have to imagine. Wonder how much relief Necks is feeling right now? Actually, Necky probably still wipes it since she's still the ER Chauffeur.