Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Oliveoil said:
Amber VIEW and cooming.
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Aghhhh for the love of God, I can't wrap my head around her eyefucking herself whilst squirting cream in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure I'd feel repulsed by accidentally catching a glimpse of myself eating like that and yet here is Famburger loving every second of pumping whipped cream into her smelly maw.

But she's totally not trolling or desperate for views guys.
 
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Haydurs in a nutshell.
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After 2 days, Amber's last video has 41k views, and the $15 diet soda one has 48k views after 3 days. Interestingly, Zachary Michael's video on the $15 soda has 51k views. Her last 30 days' views are down to only 1.121 million. Clearly, she is not growing her channels and her income is down. Fortunately Wifey is helping with the household finances.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
After 2 days, Amber's last video has 41k views, and the $15 diet soda one has 48k views after 3 days. Interestingly, Zachary Michael's video on the $15 soda has 51k views. Her last 30 days' views are down to only 1.121 million. Clearly, she is not growing her channels and her income is down. Fortunately Wifey is helping with the household finances.
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If Amber didn't have Mommy Domme House Wipey, she'd eat herself out of her home. It's funny, because her views tanked once her new flame moved in. All the haydurs have moved on to Cuntal. Even her new army of ass lickers are starting to show exasperation. Once her house servant ghosts, I doubt she's gonna get the same amount of earnings back.
 
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Owlflaps said:
If Amber didn't have Mommy Domme House Wipey, she'd eat herself out of her home. It's funny, because her views tanked once her new flame moved in. All the haydurs have moved on to Cuntal. Even her new army of ass lickers are starting to show exasperation. Once her house servant ghosts, I doubt she's gonna get the same amount of earnings back.
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I'm just waiting for the absolute breakdown once wipey leaves and she has to take care of herself. She'll have no filter again and we'll know everything. And then watch her mookbong herself to death.
 
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Swan said:
where hair growth would be extremely minimal.
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Also due to lack of circulation. It's why a lot of old people (like old ladies) don't really have to shave their legs when they hit a certain age. For Fat Albert...that's the magic of lymphedema!
twi1992 said:
Who the hell cares, Amber? We don't want to fuck you, no one wants to be down there anyway.
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NO ONE has ever fucked Fat Albert. No one. Not Dunsity. Not NoNeck. and certainly not that janky houseblackamoor. Only thing that fucks Amber is her lower G.I. tract after each meal.
 
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twi1992 said:
What exceptional individual suggested a topic where Amber's pubes (or lack of) would come into question? Who the hell cares, Amber? We don't want to fuck you, no one wants to be down there anyway.
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This is exactly what I thought. This 500 pound ham planet is either fully delusional or the fat is in her brain. We already know, thanks to the thumb's overshare, that they never bumped gunts so why the fuck would she think strangers want to know this shit? My assumption is that she thinks it will get her some attention which she desperately wants but isn't getting.
 
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I've noticed Fat Amber has stopped saying "Love that". Maybe she realised how it sounds? It's definitely something I would expect a 15yr old California girl to say. She's not fooling anyone.

Her go to phrase now, when she has nothing to say, is "It is what it is". I wonder if she picked that up from Jade? Although it doesn't scream ebonics to me.
 
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