Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[behavioral swamp thang]

Jade reminds me of that Dave Chapelle joke on how all gay niggas looked surprised in the 80s

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

whoa whoa whoa what is this?
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Desperation.
A ring eemowjeee? Fatty getting 'engaged' twice in one year? Nothing says true love like leaving your beloved all alone for Thanksgiving, then doing it again one month later for her birthday and Christmas

here u can see her Hands a bit...don t know if this Pic was posted already...if so...excuse me =)
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Looks exceptional, but isn't everyone in the Amberverse? The last normal person I remember is Libby, hopefully she's doing great since she managed to get away from Amber's gravitational pull.

fucking hell she is ugly, looks like those scared house negros that were in old Hollywood shorts.

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House Slave Cookin for Big Fat Massa

She reminded me of Birmingham Brown from the old Charlie Chan movies

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It's almost like she thinks she's clever and we are dumb.

This must be the least lucrative Christmas for Amber so far.

She's not going to afford to pretend to move across states in February at this rate.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Last Christmas
Amber got engaged
But the very next day
Wipey came to stay

This year
There'll be lots of tears
Wipey will leave her
Beeeeengeeeeeen
(beeeengeeeeen)

 

[mysterymoment]

Still boring. Still fat. Next.

 

[Gergg]

whoa whoa whoa what is this?
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I can't belive Jade "The Asswipe" Francis had hamber take a picture while she broke twinkie's neck. Thats not cool Jade

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Her "mentals" and "binge monster" must have been bad yesterday. Trying to guilt Jade into not leaving her alone again, so she compromised and let her take a picture without her face in it. Also, there is no way on this earth these two are having any sex. Amber was too embarrassed to do it with Fat, no neck Becky, no way would she let kinda skinny jade get up there.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Big AL flexing that she now has gorlfriend who can not only squat down but also get up without having to roll on her back like a turtle. In your face, Becky!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I thought that Jade was the figment of hater's imagination and did not exist.
I thought that Jade had moved out sometime in September.
I thought that Amber had a new girlfriend. Maybe she is trying to make her jealous.
I thought that Amber did not have any problems with lower views.
I thought that Amber had mental issues and could not post anything

And Amber hates when people tell her that she lies.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Despite the brazen trolling and manipulation Fat Amber will continue to feign innocence and ignorance to the mountains of bullshit she's peddling. Keep it up, Ham. In the end you're still fat and miserable and will die alone choking on 6 bacons that you were too impatient to chew before getting them down your rotting gullet.

 

[Poop Bun]

In the end you're still fat and miserable and will die alone choking on 6 bacons that you were too impatient to chew before getting them down your rotting gullet.

6 pieces of turkey bacon - Mmmm so good

 

[Constellationzero]

nd will die alone choking on 6 bacons

No, she's gonna die like that guy on the terlet did on Dreamcatcher. No wipey and a Yuge lamprey that came out of her ass banging around in the porcelain.

 

[Billie Ross]

whoa whoa whoa what is this?
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I Smell a full of shit, lying nigga, a greasy, sweaty FUPA and desperation.
SAVE TWINKIE!!

 

[giga melt]

whats with the grainy audio clip in the middle of ambers intro?

 

[marjoram]

Door Dash driver.

Y'all calm down.

The engagement ring emoogee was for the FOOD

Slick Amber

 

[G0RL]

Does this ratty jail tatt match up with any of our known fatty fingering suspects?

Not seeing it in this video or any of the pictures we have of her, but they're several years old.

don t know if this Pic was posted already...if so...excuse me =)
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Is this Wifey? The earrings, the logo/pocket partially sticking out and hair style possibly match.

 

[Tea Sipper]

The optimist in me says that AL and Jade are truly soulmates, Jade keeps her on track for her weight loss, signs her up for classes at the local college, AL finds and keeps a real job and is essentially given her ticket out of cow-dom.

The realist in me is thinking about the milk we're going to get once this engagement inevitably gets called off

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The optimist in me says that AL and Jade are truly soulmates, Jade keeps her on track for her weight loss, signs her up for classes at the local college, AL finds and keeps a real job and is essentially given her ticket out of cow-dom.

The realist in me is thinking about the milk we're going to get once this engagement inevitably gets called off

How does a barely mobile, uneducated, simplistic individual like Amber is getting marriage proposals every 6 months and can catch other girlfriends broad and wide from other states like NY. Is there a dwarf of lesbians countrywide and anyone will do?

 

[C3PBRO]

Mentals update;

 

[Single_Sock]

Mentals update;
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Why does she always do this around this time of year?