Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,632 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,536
It’s funny, Amber didn’t do Vlogmas because she said she was worried abt failing. She failed and she didn’t even do Vlogmas lol

She should be careful though, interest in her is dying and Chantal has taken over, if she doesn’t post through Dec & Jan then when she returns who will care?
Chantal’s next arc will be something like “Nader watched Santa fuck me doggie style, now he’s talking to Chilean Gypsy again ..” Ambers is “So, I ate a whole cookie jar…also muh mentalz.”
Amber, now is the time to start your OnlyFans… lol
 
Fucking called it. Phase 4 is in full effect. So much for being "on phase 1" for ages and "we're not doing the cycle this season".

I look forward to her one or two December videos where she pretends she isn't binging on delivery three times a day and is totally happy with her life and is losing weight.

Fat Amber is nothing if not consistent. Consistently lazy, fat and useless.
 
What is it? My mental health issues have been difficult, or I am smitten because she was proposed. Choose a lane.

I do not think that she will post much. Without Jade pushing Amber to vlogs, she will basically do nothing but eating and watching videos. I suspect that Jade will be going later next week and will be back after New Year. Amber cannot stand to be by herself for very long. It will be fun to see what kind of videos she will post.

Jade will tell her what her schedule will be.
 
Here we go again with the ring emoji baiting/trolling. Tammy Slaton already did that, you're gonna have to think of something else Amber. I will say, people do use the ring emoji in reference to their partners even if they aren't engaged or anything, but knowing Amber she knows exactly what shes doing with that lol

Does she really expect us to believe to she happened to find another black gf after Wifey when she hasn't dated anyone darker than Casey in the last decade. Jade's hat says it all.

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Are we sure that’s Wipey and not one of Amber’s Portuguese relatives she got the genetic totally-not-acanthosis-nigricans from?

Jokes aside, the ring emoji is probably just a ruse to get people interested in Amber again. Wipey needs her cow to keep making money, but Amber is bleeding view lately, so they thought that wedding rumors would revitalize the channel. But if the cow keeps taking mental breaks the views will never go up.
 
Muh mentals community post archive- the comments.
Why... is there so much... ellipsis abuse in those comments? Compose your message in your mind... then post it properly.

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Her rough "mental health" probably means the grocery was out of the flavor of Ben and Jerry's she was craving.
 
"Get myself /yourself together" is a very black persons phrase, nothing Amber would use freely, also.. FAT
Why... is there so much... ellipsis abuse in those comments? Compose your message in your mind... then post it properly.

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Her rough "mental health" probably means the grocery was out of the flavor of Ben and Jerry's she was craving.
From your post of that archive

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and then looking her up : what a shock it's an ebeggar weebo edgelord check her out https://www.reddit.com/user/Gladiosaurus
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I would suggest that she takes the rest of the month off, then make a resolution video on January 1 then take the rest of the month or at least till her consultation with the bariatric surgeon.
Funny how her dicklickers and moron wine moms dont get the fucking pattern by now and stop watching the cow
 
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